Reposted by eveyKeith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 1hIf your flavor scientists don't look like this, they aren't trying hard enough 0414
Reposted by eveyWillow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026entire industry made by and for dudebros who want to live forever and hate being alive. 221823
Reposted by eveySteve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!forbes.comKnobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of ManyAuto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back. 21490941668
Reposted by eveydipshit @chigbarg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the replies to this contain 100,000 variations of the "sickos" comic with different self-insert fursonas in them and that's beautiful 6435157
evey @fantasyprone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I know I won't wear it, because on multiple occasions I have bought hats thinking I could be a hat guy and failed, but I do kinda want the affirmation hat store.dropout.tv/products/reg...store.dropout.tvRegular Guy Satin-Lined CapYou are a regular guy! You can wear a hat! You are a regular guy! People will know you like Jacob Wysocki! You are a regular guy! You can enjoy the satin lin... 010
Reposted by eveyPUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid 78106484662
Reposted by eveymcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of 6163062424
Reposted by eveyStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 13/04/2025They need to add hero limits to Disco Elysium. I’m sick of queueing up and being the only Kim on a team of five Harrys 3747831254
Reposted by eveyc0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You've seen fireworks that look like jellyfish, but what about a jellyfish that looks like fireworks? The E/V Nautilus filmed this rare Halitrephes maasi jellyfish glowing like a firework at a depth of 4,019 feet (1,225 meters) off the coast of Baja California, Mexico. (📷: Ocean Exploration Trust) 8648571476
evey @fantasyprone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026happy spooktober, this comic has been in my head for weeks already jessfink.com/kwe/?page=85jessfink.comKid With Experience 000
Reposted by eveyResident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Start by offering little miniature vans to warhammer enthusiasts and then slowly give them bigger ones over time 5601141
Reposted by eveyCirc @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going. 2679274652
evey @fantasyprone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I fucking HATE Hades 2 I wish it had never been made I wish I could find the person who thought of it and make their parents never meet 000
Reposted by eveyRob Beschizza @beschizza.com · 23/09/2026The time is nearly perfect for a movie about the famously chaotic and dramatic 1976 production of Star Wars, starring Ewan McGregor as Alec Guinness and Hayden Christiansen as David Prowse. 251274222
Reposted by eveyKirbz @kirbizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026vibecoding should mean you're wearing sunglasses and listening to vaporwave whilst you code ai took everything from us 15798214
Reposted by eveyJohn Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I downloaded an app that’s supposed to pick up words that ghosts are saying near you. I tried it out at the local coffeeshop and it took a real turn. 1541965
Reposted by eveyThe A.V. Club @avclub.com · 19/09/2026Host Ken Jennings confessed to asking his writers to slip a reference to a beloved viral Jeopardy! joke into Friday's episode.avclub.comJeopardy! hid a deep-cut Bluesky joke about "the slut gnomes of false Berlin" in today's episodeJeopardy! hid a deep-cut Bluesky joke about "the slut gnomes of false Berlin" in today's episode 10498100
Reposted by eveySunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Okay yeah see I think we should be a lot more worried about this kind of shit than the killer machine god and not just because this is a clear concrete thing that’s happening right now 5467189
Reposted by eveyStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/09/2026 424485
Reposted by eveyHell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ok I've seen enough. The ai guys are in a millenarian apocalyptic cult. They convinced themselves they were too smart for religion and then looped right around into creating a machine god. No more to it than that. 261156202
Reposted by eveypumpkin spice doodlemancy 🎃 @doodlemancy.com · 30/08/2026new sticker: a kitty who is done. finished. plum tuckered out. do not ask this cat to do anything please 128984
Reposted by eveyderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It's very easy to wear a suit and tie in any major city, even if the aesthetic has mostly disappeared from daily life, because there are people outside wearing pink tutus with Army boots. As usual, your liberation is connected to other people's liberation. 1447624769
evey @fantasyprone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026it's so nice outside! It's sunny and warm and there's a nice breeze and the air smells like cherry blossoms and jasmine! There are lads in suits day-drinking their way down to the racecourse at 10:30am! 001
Reposted by eveyjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026welcome to 2020s tech. we got - pervert glasses - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - the button that does nothing - we outta ram - we outta hard drives - we outta graphics cards - ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses - wiretap 9678953171
Reposted by eveyStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/09/2026 412431
Reposted by eveyceej @ceej.online · 12/06/2024My wife, a prodigious sleep-talker, failed to disclose her affliction when we started dating, which led to the fright of my life the night she sat bolt upright in bed and in a low flat monotone loudly declared that “THIRTEEN BABIES REMAIN UNFATHERED.” 1304554527
evey @fantasyprone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026oof I got tattooed on my ribs all day and now I want to go to sleep but there's a music festival on up the road 🥲 030
Reposted by evey𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026A rare occurence whereby literally no one cool is inconvenienced at all 191570318
evey @fantasyprone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I saw a car with the numberplate "I ♥️ MCR" and a bunch of My Chemical Romance bumper stickers and one of my partner acro friends (an actual, whole, grown-ass adult) asked me who My Chemical Romance were 💀💀💀 000
evey @fantasyprone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026corporate care™ means for RUOK day, they're pairing everyone in the company up for mandatory conversations! Tell someone you don't know about your mental health! That's a great fucking idea!! 110
Reposted by eveyJ HELL P @jlp.systems · 02/06/2025I need to quit my job so I have time to learn theatrical lighting, stonemasonry, printmaking, welding, bushcraft, tattooing, forestry, gymnastics, filmmaking, pedal steel guitar, lost-wax casting, jazz drumming, weaving, graffiti, carpentry, snowboarding, blacksmithing, and navigation 5785141
Reposted by eveyJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 20/07/20261996: can't use the internet without your phone 2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication. 2026: can't use the internet without your phone 2244401179
Reposted by eveyLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026If buying isn't owning then piracy can't be theft. Any reasonable corporation knows that. 8184293063
Reposted by eveyJohnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 31/08/2026Calm down, Japanese children's show. 252332712
Reposted by eveyLeah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form 349162043298
Reposted by eveyBlack Phoenix Alchemy Lab @bpal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Well dang, should’ve just memed it in the first place 723981028
Reposted by eveyBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/08/2026Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism. 3470491066
evey @fantasyprone.bsky.social · 29/08/2026no spoilers, but watching this week's Game Changer, the dropout app had technical difficulties during the photo shoot and the screen went dark but the sound kept going and that was an Experience 120
evey @fantasyprone.bsky.social · 28/08/2026when I gain the ability to tell the difference between feeling hungry and feeling incredibly anxious it's over for you hoes 000
Reposted by eveyStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/08/2026 812361006
evey @fantasyprone.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I keep being awake at 3am and finding out someone else cool is dead and then trying to sleep again but I'm hungry and stressed 000
Reposted by eveyDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026why do the wrong 80-year-olds keep dying 5626120