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they/she/uhhhhhhhh making a mess of things

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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 1h
If your flavor scientists don't look like this, they aren't trying hard enough
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
entire industry made by and for dudebros who want to live forever and hate being alive.
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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dipshit @chigbarg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the replies to this contain 100,000 variations of the "sickos" comic with different self-insert fursonas in them and that's beautiful
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evey @fantasyprone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know I won't wear it, because on multiple occasions I have bought hats thinking I could be a hat guy and failed, but I do kinda want the affirmation hat store.dropout.tv/products/reg...
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Regular Guy Satin-Lined Cap
You are a regular guy! You can wear a hat! You are a regular guy! People will know you like Jacob Wysocki! You are a regular guy! You can enjoy the satin lin...
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 13/04/2025
They need to add hero limits to Disco Elysium. I’m sick of queueing up and being the only Kim on a team of five Harrys
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i tried to edit my save file and broke the damn game
[Disco Elysium screenshot with five Harry icons]
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You've seen fireworks that look like jellyfish, but what about a jellyfish that looks like fireworks? The E/V Nautilus filmed this rare Halitrephes maasi jellyfish glowing like a firework at a depth of 4,019 feet (1,225 meters) off the coast of Baja California, Mexico. (📷: Ocean Exploration Trust)
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sobaka @kogti.org · 30/09/2026
almost lost the video forever so reposting
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evey @fantasyprone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy spooktober, this comic has been in my head for weeks already jessfink.com/kwe/?page=85
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Kid With Experience
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Start by offering little miniature vans to warhammer enthusiasts and then slowly give them bigger ones over time
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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evey @fantasyprone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I fucking HATE Hades 2 I wish it had never been made I wish I could find the person who thought of it and make their parents never meet
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Rob Beschizza @beschizza.com · 23/09/2026
The time is nearly perfect for a movie about the famously chaotic and dramatic 1976 production of Star Wars, starring Ewan McGregor as Alec Guinness and Hayden Christiansen as David Prowse.
Ewan McGregor looking a lot like Alec GuinnessHayden CHristiansen looking a lot like Dave Prowse
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evey @fantasyprone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm so sick of working
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Kirbz @kirbizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
vibecoding should mean you're wearing sunglasses and listening to vaporwave whilst you code ai took everything from us
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I downloaded an app that’s supposed to pick up words that ghosts are saying near you. I tried it out at the local coffeeshop and it took a real turn.
Ghost app says WAGONGhost app then says ASS. So displays ASS WAGON
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The A.V. Club @avclub.com · 19/09/2026
Host Ken Jennings confessed to asking his writers to slip a reference to a beloved viral Jeopardy! joke into Friday's episode.
avclub.com
Jeopardy! hid a deep-cut Bluesky joke about "the slut gnomes of false Berlin" in today's episode
Jeopardy! hid a deep-cut Bluesky joke about "the slut gnomes of false Berlin" in today's episode
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Okay yeah see I think we should be a lot more worried about this kind of shit than the killer machine god and not just because this is a clear concrete thing that’s happening right now
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/09/2026
fakehistoryfact on tumblr:
"Every so often the phrase "Desire is stronger when it's not fully satisfied" returns to the forefront of my mind, and every time, I have to go through the same steps of remembering that is not a famous literary quotation, nor even a well-known comedian's witticism, but an explanation from a writer on Disco Elysium for why you are not allowed to fuck Kim Kitsuragi"
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ok I've seen enough. The ai guys are in a millenarian apocalyptic cult. They convinced themselves they were too smart for religion and then looped right around into creating a machine god. No more to it than that.
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pumpkin spice doodlemancy 🎃 @doodlemancy.com · 30/08/2026
new sticker: a kitty who is done. finished. plum tuckered out. do not ask this cat to do anything please
sticker of a cat flopped face-downscale photo of the sticker with my hand
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's very easy to wear a suit and tie in any major city, even if the aesthetic has mostly disappeared from daily life, because there are people outside wearing pink tutus with Army boots. As usual, your liberation is connected to other people's liberation.
Bobby Mars on Twitter writes: "If you wear a collared shirt and nice shoes out to the bar in the rust belt, multiple people will ask you if you just came from a wedding. Aesthetic standards for men’s attire are horrendously low"
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evey @fantasyprone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
it's so nice outside! It's sunny and warm and there's a nice breeze and the air smells like cherry blossoms and jasmine! There are lads in suits day-drinking their way down to the racecourse at 10:30am!
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
welcome to 2020s tech. we got - pervert glasses - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - the button that does nothing - we outta ram - we outta hard drives - we outta graphics cards - ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses - wiretap
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Penny @pabco.uk · 09/09/2026
I think I'm getting better

*another DAY occurs*
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/09/2026
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evey @fantasyprone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
me @ hozier francesca
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/06/2024
My wife, a prodigious sleep-talker, failed to disclose her affliction when we started dating, which led to the fright of my life the night she sat bolt upright in bed and in a low flat monotone loudly declared that “THIRTEEN BABIES REMAIN UNFATHERED.”
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evey @fantasyprone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
oof I got tattooed on my ribs all day and now I want to go to sleep but there's a music festival on up the road 🥲
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A rare occurence whereby literally no one cool is inconvenienced at all
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evey @fantasyprone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I saw a car with the numberplate "I ♥️ MCR" and a bunch of My Chemical Romance bumper stickers and one of my partner acro friends (an actual, whole, grown-ass adult) asked me who My Chemical Romance were 💀💀💀
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evey @fantasyprone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
corporate care™ means for RUOK day, they're pairing everyone in the company up for mandatory conversations! Tell someone you don't know about your mental health! That's a great fucking idea!!
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 02/06/2025
I need to quit my job so I have time to learn theatrical lighting, stonemasonry, printmaking, welding, bushcraft, tattooing, forestry, gymnastics, filmmaking, pedal steel guitar, lost-wax casting, jazz drumming, weaving, graffiti, carpentry, snowboarding, blacksmithing, and navigation
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
1996: can't use the internet without your phone 2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication. 2026: can't use the internet without your phone
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
If buying isn't owning then piracy can't be theft. Any reasonable corporation knows that.
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 31/08/2026
Calm down, Japanese children's show.
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab @bpal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well dang, should’ve just memed it in the first place
An illustration by Gustave Dore for Dante’s Divine Comedy that shows two silhouetted figures standing on a tall summit gazing up at a great celestial conflagration of souls in heaven. Text reads “We already had free art for people who are broke or bad at designing things. It’s called the PUBLIC DOMAIN”
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/08/2026
Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism.
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evey @fantasyprone.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
no spoilers, but watching this week's Game Changer, the dropout app had technical difficulties during the photo shoot and the screen went dark but the sound kept going and that was an Experience
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evey @fantasyprone.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
when I gain the ability to tell the difference between feeling hungry and feeling incredibly anxious it's over for you hoes
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/08/2026
[A green frog on a black background.]
"YOU WOULD REPOST A FROG"
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evey @fantasyprone.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I keep being awake at 3am and finding out someone else cool is dead and then trying to sleep again but I'm hungry and stressed
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
why do the wrong 80-year-olds keep dying
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