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@pabco.uk
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diesel dyke, boat dweller, selfie taker, theatre technician, amateur tattooist, occasionally NSFW she/her - Penny with a capital P

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Pen @pabco.uk · 31m
it has been ZERO minutes since I read a bsky post that implied someone was a closeted homosexual in order to demean them
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Pen @pabco.uk · 1h
bumblebird and hummingbee
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Pen @pabco.uk · 1h
TLDR
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Pen @pabco.uk · 3h
I try to avois criticising words spoken with good intention, however: I really, really dislike "reach out if you need support" or words to that effect. It's like saying "swim to the shore if you ever find yourself drowning". YOU have to reach out to the one who is suffering. Throw them a life ring.
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Pen @pabco.uk · 4h
when your fake CRT distorts your RGB that's a moire
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Pen @pabco.uk · 4h
sorry I haven't seen you in a while if it's any consolation I've barely seen anyone in a while
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Pen @pabco.uk · 16/02/2026
I'm 465 years old btw
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Pen @pabco.uk · 5h
I am fighting hard to not rant about Apple on here, you can thank me later
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Pen @pabco.uk · 5h
I think the coolest part of my day job is that we are paid to solve practical problems, which involves a lot of drinking coffee while sitting back and saying "hmmm"
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Pen @pabco.uk · 7h
holy shit, the Mac OS default is now for Apple Intelligence to spy on EVERY app that I use? the only way to disable it is to go through each app's settings one at a time, there is no master switch we have to destroy everything we're cooked
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Pen @pabco.uk · 7h
chat is it bad if young people mostly use the Q&A to express their fear of Outside? chat?
I really really wanna go home. I dont wanna socialize. What should I do
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Pen @pabco.uk · 7h
thinking about adding a neenaw siren to my boat 🤔
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Pen @pabco.uk · 7h
anyone got a neck that needs stepping on? significant foot hardware upgrade boutta drop and will need testing
Order Details:
"Highlander" 11 Eye
Steel Toe Derby Boot -
UK 6
Quantity: 1
Total: £199.00
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Pen @pabco.uk · 8h
the show we're hosting this week ends with a Q&A; one of the questions from this afternoon was "what music do you like?" one of the presenters answered "Drake and Kanye" and I have NEVER seen a room turn on someone so quickly and so vocally
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Pen @pabco.uk · 8h
turns out I just needed to sneeze
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Pen @pabco.uk · 9h
is that... could it be? am I... horny??? I had almost forgotten what it feels like
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Pen @pabco.uk · 9h
"I've looked at your staffing requirements and calculated that you need 957 hours rota'd per week" "So, we need... uhh... ten people to make that work?" *agonising silence*
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Pen @pabco.uk · 05/09/2026
BOOBS HURT YAY BOOBS HURT OWW
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Pen @pabco.uk · 12h
just a normal girl
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Pen @pabco.uk · 21h
adding "proudly rendered on a narrowboat" to the credits of all future videos
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Pen @pabco.uk · 22h
I'm getting back into Blender, revising my workflow etc, thought I'd start with something simple that I'd like to get better at... behold, fake CRT-effect thingy
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Pen @pabco.uk · 22h
I'm doing a fun experiment to see how many frames I can render in Blender before the battery dies
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Pen @pabco.uk · 22h
I'm not dying unless it's something spectacular like getting struck by lightning or being crushed between them thighs there
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Pen @pabco.uk · 22h
No there isn't. Depression is shitty and blinds you to the fundamental aspects of yourself that give you passion. Feeling empty becomes so easy. I have so much capacity remaining, despite it all. I'm not dead yet.
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Pen @pabco.uk · 14/01/2026
maybe I'm just incapable of reciprocation never able to love as much as I am loved it really fucking hurts and it REALLY fucking sucks
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Pen @pabco.uk · 14/01/2026
ok but what if I'm not so much aromantic as I am profoundly traumatised by love and broken trust? 🙃😰😬🤔🤨😭
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Pen @pabco.uk · 22h
anyone got any good secrets to tell?
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Pen @pabco.uk · 22h
I'm really enjoying my New and Improved hostile work environment btw, let the shitshow continue tomorrow :)
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Pen @pabco.uk · 13/06/2026
a lot of my experiences of "sisterhood" with cis women have actually just been sorrowful eye contact exchanged while their husbands exhibit extreme overconfidence
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Pen @pabco.uk · 19/06/2026
you're allowed to think you're pretty in fact, you have to even if you don't see it right now, you can cling to the idea as you grow and some day it will become Real
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Pen @pabco.uk · 23h
I'm doing the thing where the burnout dwindles a little it feels good but it makes me nervous
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The cool thing about having several hobbies that you suck at when you're 20 is that by the time you're nearly 30 they are several hobbies that you are only slightly bad at
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Pen @pabco.uk · 29/09/2026
keep my story straight? I'd rather be bisexual and a liar
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Pen @pabco.uk · 29/09/2026
plain black fit in a plain white room
a mirror selfie of Penny

she is standing in a white tiled bathroom and is wearing a plain black outfit
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Pen @pabco.uk · 29/09/2026
compliment of the day: "I've never come to you with a problem and not had a solution inside of 15 minutes" - nice colleague
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Pen @pabco.uk · 29/09/2026
I'm really, really enjoying seeing Wumpus getting eviscerated and annihilated every which way ngl I always hated that little fucker
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Pen @pabco.uk · 29/09/2026
I'm making powerpoints about esoteric theatrical technologies hbu
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Pen @pabco.uk · 22/02/2026
sorry I didn't reply sooner I went to write a message and then my mind blinked into the void for 1-17 hours
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Pen @pabco.uk · 29/09/2026
wow now that I've got a computer it is so easy to see the myriad ways in which not having a computer has been making me insane
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Pen @pabco.uk · 29/09/2026
manifesting 300 years of sleep
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Pen @pabco.uk · 29/09/2026
ok bro guess what your sentence is
Iain Roberts: 

If being incredibly sexy and clever is a crime, I plead guilty Your Honour
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Pen @pabco.uk · 29/09/2026
make sure to admit to at least one crime on bluesky per day
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Pen @pabco.uk · 29/09/2026
somehow I've ended up with seven people to wish a happy birthday every 29th September
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Pen @pabco.uk · 28/09/2026
dear iCloud Drive, die sincerely, Everyone
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Pen @pabco.uk · 28/09/2026
mommy I shorted stock r u proud of me??
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Pen @pabco.uk · 28/09/2026
through arduous research I have established that it's really, really easy to become a billionaire if you abandon every single moral principle you have
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Pen @pabco.uk · 28/09/2026
new part timer in the office boss hired a goddamn idiot fml
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Pen @pabco.uk · 28/09/2026
the best thing about this game is that there is an option to turn off politics having to lobby for gender equality was a little too on the nose for me
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Pen @pabco.uk · 28/09/2026
I downloaded Coffee Inc 2 thinking "oh cute a lil coffee shop simulator" and have instead been met with a renewed hatred of capitalism
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Pen @pabco.uk · 28/09/2026
MacBook Neos on a two week back order direct from Apple waddahell ://
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