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Fake Plastic Ents

@fakeplasticents.bsky.social
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Death before brevity. All bad takes are jokes, except one.

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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 6h
What a delightful series of words. I'm re-reading the title of this paper, nodding and frowning with great approval.
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A 5.3-million-year-old deep-sea whale necropolis in the Diamantina Zone - Nature
Researchers uncovered an enormous deep-sea accumulation of whale remains in the southeastern Indian Ocean, showing long-term, specialized ecosystems and an extensive fossil record that offers new insi...
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
On Earth 2, we can't believe how good the new HBO Animorphs show looks. "They nailed the morphing," people enthuse. The nonbinary actor playing Ax's human morph is cutting it up on the Las Culturistas podcast. The actress playing Rachel has handcuffed herself to a data center
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 31/08/2026
hi this is to make you aware that I've just coined "lolp" it's like welp but for lol okay carry on
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Matthew Buckley @physicsmatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mid Century Modern tableware and where I think it would stand on trans issues, a thread
A Mid Century Modern ad for tableware, quirky hanging laps, weird wood paneled kitchen bar, oh yeah it's MCM as hell up in here (kinda love it)
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Sasha Talebi @sashat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
behind every smooth-faced wife is a smooth-brained man
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social your future
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’m wheezing smittenkitchen.com/2026/07/spag...
Spaghetti Aglio e Olio
SERVINGS: THIS IS A PRIVATE MATTER 
TIME: 20 MINUTES
SOURCE: SMITTEN KITCHEN
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Patrick McCray @patrickmccray.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Remembering Silas Soule, born OTD in 1838. American abolitionist, conductor on the Underground Railroad, military officer, and hero for disobeying orders to participate in Sand Creek Massacre and then giving evidence against his commander. Murdered 1865. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silas_S...
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 25/07/2026
part of what makes the last decade so destabilizing is the disappearance of the presumption of regularity, i think. that’s a term of art for the courts, but it applies for the rest of us, too, and it’s as destabilizing as any other thing trump has done.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
You expect me to WORK this coming Friday? Cruel! Cruel!
A photograph of my computer screen showing the World Cup broadcast schedule for Friday 26th (Australian time).  There are five excellent matchups starting from 5.30am, which is the correct time to wake up to watch soccer. The screen is dirty because I am a degenerate wastrel.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Rolling Panda
Alt: A panda rolling on the grass like the boulder in Raiders, nearly as many rolls as the Australian striker.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Christ if Aus can't sink that kind of chance what are we even doing, man.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
But they were all of them deceived, for another man-bun was made.
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Abe @go4abe.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
VAR said "it's Juneteenth. Let Freeman ring."
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Some of these Socceroos look like high schoolers but others look like movie stars.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Why is the USMNT being coached by Russell Crowe
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Awww dang we got yeehaw'd
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I took one look at that man’s hair and decided to trust everything he had to say about pool and pool related products
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I'll be damned. Trump really is reviving the Kennedy Center with the most physically attended and nationally watched performance of its entire history. And at this rate it might be its first 24 hour continuous performance, too. ONLY THE BEST USA 250 celebration events!
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I’m at the bread and circuses. I’m at the damnatio memoriae. I’m at the combination bread and circuses damnatio memoriae
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 10/06/2026
Czechia
This is mustard.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I will make an exception for Anti-Bedtime leftists but just this once.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
How long before they start transvestigating this as a kind of yonic yearning?
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
LBJ: [on phone with bewildered tailor] this is why we need the ball room
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
social media was a wonderful brain toilet for every random half thought you didn't want to bother real people with before they decided to move all of society and infrastructure and government inside of the toilet
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Feeding them that Okja meat
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Teenagers have always been rude. But we don't need to provide training that reinforces that behaviour, especially in such an overtly gendered way. Seems bad idk!
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Some truths defy science
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
"we need kids to get an early start operating machines that are routinely wrong and may try to coax them into suicide and/or psychosis" is a fun education perspective i disagree with actually
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Scott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!
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Mikki Brock @mikkibrock.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I don't see this said enough: the widespread use of generative AI is not only making our jobs as educators harder logistically, but also emotionally. It is genuinely sad to be suspicious of students when you have spent so much time building a pedagogy based on trust and not being a cop. It sucks.
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StarBITE 🧛‍♂️🌟 @starite.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #tdov #transart
a digital illustration in the style of a relief print depicting a black cat in a defensive pose holding a torn and tattered transgender pride flag in its mouth as it looks directly towards the viewer. the background is purple with some specks of blue and pink showing through, and behind the cat is a black midground resembling grass or flames. the top right corner features a box with a caption reading "T.D.O.V."
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The new Harry Potter series looks polished, earnest, and overwhelmingly unneeded. I wish the children in it an easy and early escape and every adult involved a reckoning with the choice they made.
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Rascal News @rascal.news · 20/03/2026
“People sometimes feel embarrassed of acting in Arabic, so they try to act in English. I'm trying to encourage them to roleplay in Arabic, but sometimes [even] I feel a little bit shy." Members of an Iraqi tabletop club discuss growing, teaching, and the oddities of RPG cultural barriers.
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An RPG community in Iraq takes their first steps outside D&D
Rascal talks to 3 Iraqi players about the good stuff.
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
its kinda coherent with their LLM interiority belief. to them interiority is a (stochastic?) bias engine responding to prompts. whereas their idea of "objective" rationality means no interiority only deterministic "physics/calculated" reaction. they see themselves as fated engines of the universe.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Human rogue, half-orc fighter, halfling cleric, Goliath barbarian. Party-high charisma score is 9.
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 05/03/2026
Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
🎶 When you wake up in the morning at a quarter to one, and you want to have a little fun, you crush the fash 🎶
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◥◤Kriston Capps 250 @kristoncapps.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Gen Z heart technology is reaching unprecedented levels
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 22/02/2026
this is what happened with JD Vance and his mom
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Mendeia @mendeia.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Of all the things we are doing in MN, this one is just beyond. Imagine being released from hell alone in the cold. And a total stranger has waited all night with a blanket just to be ready to hug you and carry you home. Every job we do is crucial, but this one is what restores humanity and dignity.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 13/02/2026
there’s a longer version here in which our hero follows up by telling him “you can go peacefully fuck yourself” after he claims to be “peacefully standing for my beliefs”
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I don't like being poorer forever.
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