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Fake Plastic Ents

@fakeplasticents.bsky.social
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Death before brevity. All bad takes are jokes, except one.

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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 8h
Nobody tell this man about the Australian meaning of Boof please.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 8h
why is there a black line in your screenshot
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
She may also just be one of those people who Looks Like That. Resting Blumhouse Face.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You know what it looks like to me? A dry run for leading live-streamed congressional hearings.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is Evelyn Normielibs' daughter and she's ready to commit felonies. D+20.
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I emailed this to another device so I could record myself playing it
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Iron Giant Character: IT'S ART!
ALT: Iron Giant Character: IT'S ART!
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Give. Her. A. Gundam.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lmao I screen capped almost the exact same moment. Dude looks like a Dennis the Menace antagonist.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh I know. I teach teenagers in a rural area in AUSTRALIA. I know ~exactly~ how little most folk understand. Alien concepts, top to bottom. I grew up with GUI interfaces so terminals etc. are not my bag, I'm not skilled here, but it's gotten WAY out of hand. I'd rather learn how to be in control.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is the comment that got me to commit to Linux this weekend. I miss typing shit! I hate how everything looks and feels like an app now. It's a laptop not a smartphone! The computer should make keyboard noises.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's the nervously sucking on his gums and teeth and lips that do it for me. Like he's trying to keep dentures in place or some shit. Very Rudy Giuliani.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Amazing how much he looks like Tom Homan dressed as Trump for Halloween
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*Rodgers Like... Fuckin lmao
A screen cap from the clip of the debate between AES and Mike Rodgers. AES looks happy, flourishing, confident. Rodgers looks like he's losing a fight with a cartoon squirrel.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Does Rogers know he's on TV? He looks so incredibly rattled.
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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What a delightful series of words. I'm re-reading the title of this paper, nodding and frowning with great approval.
nature.com
A 5.3-million-year-old deep-sea whale necropolis in the Diamantina Zone - Nature
Researchers uncovered an enormous deep-sea accumulation of whale remains in the southeastern Indian Ocean, showing long-term, specialized ecosystems and an extensive fossil record that offers new insi...
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Many mentioned in this thread already are excellent. So just to add, for more media-focused video essays: Movies With Mikey Ladyknightthebrave
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like, being funny but also a bit serious, the fact that I think I'm "not trans enough" to transition because I don't feel ~dysphoria~ makes my life a whole lot simpler. Worse, but simpler. Flipping that around is unfortunately potentially revelatory.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's a load-bearing concept for my gender egg's structural integrity.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh no. Oh no I don't like that at all.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why does he look like Homelander
static.klipy.com
Homelander Watching a Movie
ALT: Homelander Watching a Movie
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@dieworkwear.bsky.social help
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An understated piece of this story is emotional labour. Every Cleverest Little Boy who ~didn't~ turn into complete monster was saved by a phalanx of overly patient women in their life who forced them to develop empathy. That work is thankless but it saved me and any man I've ever liked.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Interracial Cuck Porn Theory of Everything strikes again
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"This is supposed to be the fun one" like ok I know it's not the main issue here. Like I get that this is not the point. But dude. Come on. This is absolutely not the fun one.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You need Bert AND Ernie.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Came here to post this, thank you for your service.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Look at those reaction stats too, incredibly juiceless lmao. What is the opposite of doing numbers? Doing letters. A miss tweet.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Are ye winning son?
A tightly zoomed in crop of Jake Paul from the original image. His thousand years stare, slack half-frown and poorly manicured facial hair are blurred and pixelated, symbolising the decay at the heart of the world he helped build.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ah you made the joke before me. Good joke! Well done!
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Charts for AI dinner
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🥴
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sometimes the million-monkeys-working-on-a-million-typewriters land a bullseye.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm taking this as a sign to log off. The lights are on in the bar. The music is off. Time to wrap it up.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"an lol" sir that is a discourse bomb the 38 year olds on this site are not prepared for.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He didn't have to say this. He's avoided engaging in shit like this before. It was, like, part of his appeal! Either this is his genuine belief, or he has listened to someone who says he needs to pretend. Both terrible options. I'm so sick of both 😞
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Amazing how he can look like that and still be less sinister than her.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wait wtf Adult Swim happened a week before 9/11? Lmao
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
On Earth 2, we can't believe how good the new HBO Animorphs show looks. "They nailed the morphing," people enthuse. The nonbinary actor playing Ax's human morph is cutting it up on the Las Culturistas podcast. The actress playing Rachel has handcuffed herself to a data center
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 31/08/2026
hi this is to make you aware that I've just coined "lolp" it's like welp but for lol okay carry on
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Matthew Buckley @physicsmatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mid Century Modern tableware and where I think it would stand on trans issues, a thread
A Mid Century Modern ad for tableware, quirky hanging laps, weird wood paneled kitchen bar, oh yeah it's MCM as hell up in here (kinda love it)
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The words "Southeast Christian Church Controller" written in the TMNT font, referencing the original post's job listing.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Thank you for reminding me about The Mooch, what a beautiful 10 Days of Serotonin that was.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Imagine saying that name in a New Zealand accent.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The losing candidate was called Megan Degenfelder? Lmao. Parks and Rec-ass name.
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's giving Russo-Japanese War. Hopefully without the world war soon to follow?
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Sasha Talebi @sashat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
behind every smooth-faced wife is a smooth-brained man
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Fake Plastic Ents @fakeplasticents.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hall of fame response, put it in The Louvre
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