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Dr. pipetcreature

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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i feel like the opportune window is going through mitosis
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i found pickle flavored potato chips, which finally solves my problem of pickles having basically no calories
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
lesbian cruising should be called saphari
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
if jesus would perform miracles, in this day and age, it would be something like making a rollercoaster break the sound barrier when hes out with his mates.
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
of course Din Djarin supports trans rights. it itself is a trans attack helicopter.
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Nature @nature.com · 09/04/2026
Female mouse embryos with a single letter change in their DNA develop male reproductive organs go.nature.com/4cnqLJ8
go.nature.com
Female mice grow testes after this single DNA tweak
Small changes in the non-coding part of the genome have a key role in sex determination.
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
We tend to get caught up in determining someone’s moral worth as a person when at the end of the day it should be about looking at the harm they cause, why the caused it, if they’re going to do it again or will stop, and if/how they will work to rectify the harm they did. This is what I care about.
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
the stock manipulations will continue until the economy improves
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
upcasting to a lvl 6 PCR out of spite after yesterday picking the wrong primer dilution.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
quantum trolley problem: you have a relativistic particle/wave speeding towards two slits with two people behind. do you measure it, so the wave function collapses, causing only one person to be hit but you had a hand in their misfortune?
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
paladin and warlock siblings where the big sister got into religion and the little sister tried to mimic the rites but mistakenly sealed a pact with the god and now is the object of great envy
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
he wouldn't admit it but, off camera, hannibal lecter eats shin ramen for dinner.
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Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
i want a second internet where you have to log in via a blood glucose meter like in gattaca (without the dna testing)
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
im not sure how it happened but my fridge is fifty percent cheese
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
germany really has a fetish for allying with an "axis of evil" against the rest of europe. if this keeps happening, the country will become a graveyard of "oopsy we are so sorry but weve learn our lesson this time" memorials.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/09/2025
"There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy. Remember this. Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle."
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
we should create our own rotkos basilisk who resurrects and tortures tech bros who have done a fascism.
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
boymoding to do a reverse red girl from matrix
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
the current media response is what they geared up to after the ceo, but quickly toned down due to opposite public consensus. to me, this seems predominantly panicked class consciousness.
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
supplement girly but all my supplements are controlled substances
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Luke Skywalker being a farmboy, while his parents and sister played galactic politics at his age - then immediately becoming the best pilot and blowing up a space station once recruited by a jedi - is the best depiction of class privilege.
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
waiting at the train station in rural bavaria and a little boy just asked his dad whether he can be a girl, after an older lady commented on his beautiful eyelashes. the dad is squirming in a scene i can only describe as spongebobian
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
just saw a german soldier with an army issue, camo tote bag and im thinking maybe woke has gone too far.
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Alexis Flower @alexisflower.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
OK I'm gonna do my books through Zoop, it's like a little kickstarter/publisher that handles all the production stuff. Reprinting tomes 1 and 2, and printing Tome 3 for the first time!! Full ride, tentatively launching in September!🍃🔪🍑🍻🌓🧝‍♀️💦 Sign up here: zoop.gg/c/irovedoutinsearchoftruthandlove
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 01/08/2025
all hail john gall:
“Many Functions Are Intrinsically Unsuited To The Systems Approach.
Anyone who has tried to manipulate an umbrella in a high wind has an intuitive feel for what is involved here. Technically, it has something to do with rapid and irregular fluctuations in the parameters.[*] The great secret of Systems Design is to be able to sense what things can naturally be done easily and elegantly by means of a system and what things are hard-and to stay away from the hard things.


Also, if you really must build a system, by all means remember the Systems Law of Gravity, otherwise known as the Vector Theory of Systems:
Systems Run Best When Designed To Run Downhill.
In human terms, this means working with human tendencies rather than against them. For example, a state-run lottery flourishes even in times of economic depression because its function is aligned with the basic human instinct to gamble a small stake in hopes of a large reward. The public school system, on the other hand, although founded with the highest and most altruistic goals in mind, remains in a state of chronic failure because it violates the human principle of spontaneity. It goes[…]”

Excerpt From
Systemantics: How Systems Work (and Especially How They Fail)
John Gall
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
tiefling warlock with daddy issues (their patron is their father)
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
people asking others to choose the firing squad, instead of poison gas, because the gas could spill over, are divorced from society.
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Not to be flippant but evolution did see to it that we're really good at getting food off of trees & bushes. We have a rather meaningful several-million-year head start over the robots here.
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
not a girlfriend, not a boyfriend but a third thing (a toyfriend)
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Lesly ✨️ @leslyoh.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
#KPOPDEMONHUNTERS
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
new force-fem protocol just dropped
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
finally got my government issued gender neutral pronouns.
a hand holding a trans flag emaille-pin with a "it's Dr. actually" inlay. the nails are painted in saffron with a dark blue and red dot accent.
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
tech-bros answering the age old question: "if all your friends jumped off a cliff.."
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
a great job sucks if done among assholes and a shitty job is quite fun if done with great people
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
this is what in germany was called "Gleichschaltung" - to "switch in line", a volontary movement to align with the emerging dictatorship
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
at the dawn of generative "AI", i keep returning to cronenbergs "eXistenZ" - especially the ending
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
radical oversimplification, but: Canada: centrist libs tack hard against Trump, reject the politics of the far right, win Australia: centrist libs tack hard against Trump, reject the politics of the far right, win Uk: centrist libs go authoritarian, copy the politics of the far right, eat shit
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
how to know the coming german government pushes far right? the police union chairman feels the need to state that internal security concerns are related to difficult social environments and not just migration.
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
when incels goon they play model trains in the basement. however, when i goon, im logging hours in the flight sim.
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
how many anecdotes are needed to make one data?
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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
some of y'all don't know about the bog-fen spectrum and it shows
A graph showing the spectrum of bogs vs. fens with pH on the x-axis and nutrient availability on the y-axis. Bogs have low nutrient availability, acidic pH, and are precipitation fed, while fens have neutral-basic pH, low-high nutrient availability, and are surface/groundwater fed. The graph is sourced from greatecology.com
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
i propose to supplant the egg prime directive with the egg extraction shooter protocol
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
only art can hurt me
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Before it was "oh you fools the ball is rolling towards our goal but we have a goalie, how dare u suggest our goalie sucks" Now it's "oh you fools the ball is rolling towards our goal again and our goalie sucks so we are doomed" Either way the answer has always been, KICK THE BALL
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
gotta say, I did not expect the devil may cry series to be this timeley.
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alex @sweatpants.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
honestly if you've got an audience, consider following the playbook: - file the paperwork - talk shit - raise money - spend it on community support
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
im not weary of false gods - im weary of the one true god. they keep putting me on hold and the elevator music makes me hear voices.
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Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
every eugenicist should be forced to study the evolution of cheetahs
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