Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 19/08/2026i feel like the opportune window is going through mitosis 010
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 15/08/2026i found pickle flavored potato chips, which finally solves my problem of pickles having basically no calories 000
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 23/07/2026lesbian cruising should be called saphari 021
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 03/06/2026if jesus would perform miracles, in this day and age, it would be something like making a rollercoaster break the sound barrier when hes out with his mates. 000
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 19/05/2026of course Din Djarin supports trans rights. it itself is a trans attack helicopter. 010
Reposted by Dr. pipetcreatureNature @nature.com · 09/04/2026Female mouse embryos with a single letter change in their DNA develop male reproductive organs go.nature.com/4cnqLJ8go.nature.comFemale mice grow testes after this single DNA tweakSmall changes in the non-coding part of the genome have a key role in sex determination. 22912
Reposted by Dr. pipetcreatureJessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 25/03/2026We tend to get caught up in determining someone’s moral worth as a person when at the end of the day it should be about looking at the harm they cause, why the caused it, if they’re going to do it again or will stop, and if/how they will work to rectify the harm they did. This is what I care about. 139937
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 23/03/2026the stock manipulations will continue until the economy improves 000
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 11/02/2026upcasting to a lvl 6 PCR out of spite after yesterday picking the wrong primer dilution. 000
Reposted by Dr. pipetcreatureNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds. 268196636050
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 17/12/2025quantum trolley problem: you have a relativistic particle/wave speeding towards two slits with two people behind. do you measure it, so the wave function collapses, causing only one person to be hit but you had a hand in their misfortune? 000
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 06/11/2025paladin and warlock siblings where the big sister got into religion and the little sister tried to mimic the rites but mistakenly sealed a pact with the god and now is the object of great envy 000
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 21/10/2025he wouldn't admit it but, off camera, hannibal lecter eats shin ramen for dinner. 010
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 15/10/2025i want a second internet where you have to log in via a blood glucose meter like in gattaca (without the dna testing) 000
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 25/09/2025im not sure how it happened but my fridge is fifty percent cheese 000
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 21/09/2025germany really has a fetish for allying with an "axis of evil" against the rest of europe. if this keeps happening, the country will become a graveyard of "oopsy we are so sorry but weve learn our lesson this time" memorials. 000
Reposted by Dr. pipetcreatureAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/09/2025"There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy. Remember this. Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle." 17741169
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 15/09/2025we should create our own rotkos basilisk who resurrects and tortures tech bros who have done a fascism. 000
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 12/09/2025boymoding to do a reverse red girl from matrix 010
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 12/09/2025the current media response is what they geared up to after the ceo, but quickly toned down due to opposite public consensus. to me, this seems predominantly panicked class consciousness. 020
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 09/09/2025supplement girly but all my supplements are controlled substances 000
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Luke Skywalker being a farmboy, while his parents and sister played galactic politics at his age - then immediately becoming the best pilot and blowing up a space station once recruited by a jedi - is the best depiction of class privilege. 000
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 15/08/2025waiting at the train station in rural bavaria and a little boy just asked his dad whether he can be a girl, after an older lady commented on his beautiful eyelashes. the dad is squirming in a scene i can only describe as spongebobian 000
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 15/08/2025just saw a german soldier with an army issue, camo tote bag and im thinking maybe woke has gone too far. 000
Reposted by Dr. pipetcreatureAlexis Flower @alexisflower.bsky.social · 01/08/2025OK I'm gonna do my books through Zoop, it's like a little kickstarter/publisher that handles all the production stuff. Reprinting tomes 1 and 2, and printing Tome 3 for the first time!! Full ride, tentatively launching in September!🍃🔪🍑🍻🌓🧝♀️💦 Sign up here: zoop.gg/c/irovedoutinsearchoftruthandlove 441741312
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 26/07/2025tiefling warlock with daddy issues (their patron is their father) 000
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 17/07/2025people asking others to choose the firing squad, instead of poison gas, because the gas could spill over, are divorced from society. 000
Reposted by Dr. pipetcreatureSarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Not to be flippant but evolution did see to it that we're really good at getting food off of trees & bushes. We have a rather meaningful several-million-year head start over the robots here. 72060162
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 07/07/2025not a girlfriend, not a boyfriend but a third thing (a toyfriend) 010
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 27/05/2025finally got my government issued gender neutral pronouns. 010
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 13/05/2025tech-bros answering the age old question: "if all your friends jumped off a cliff.." 000
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 11/05/2025a great job sucks if done among assholes and a shitty job is quite fun if done with great people 030
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 10/05/2025this is what in germany was called "Gleichschaltung" - to "switch in line", a volontary movement to align with the emerging dictatorship 020
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 04/05/2025at the dawn of generative "AI", i keep returning to cronenbergs "eXistenZ" - especially the ending 000
Reposted by Dr. pipetcreatureIan Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 03/05/2025radical oversimplification, but: Canada: centrist libs tack hard against Trump, reject the politics of the far right, win Australia: centrist libs tack hard against Trump, reject the politics of the far right, win Uk: centrist libs go authoritarian, copy the politics of the far right, eat shit 12553121
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 02/05/2025how to know the coming german government pushes far right? the police union chairman feels the need to state that internal security concerns are related to difficult social environments and not just migration. 000
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 28/04/2025when incels goon they play model trains in the basement. however, when i goon, im logging hours in the flight sim. 000
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 14/04/2025how many anecdotes are needed to make one data? 000
Reposted by Dr. pipetcreaturemolly @bugmom.bsky.social · 08/04/2025some of y'all don't know about the bog-fen spectrum and it shows 56114
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 08/04/2025i propose to supplant the egg prime directive with the egg extraction shooter protocol 000
Reposted by Dr. pipetcreatureGwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Before it was "oh you fools the ball is rolling towards our goal but we have a goalie, how dare u suggest our goalie sucks" Now it's "oh you fools the ball is rolling towards our goal again and our goalie sucks so we are doomed" Either way the answer has always been, KICK THE BALL 3939
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 03/04/2025gotta say, I did not expect the devil may cry series to be this timeley. 000
Reposted by Dr. pipetcreaturealex @sweatpants.bsky.social · 30/03/2025honestly if you've got an audience, consider following the playbook: - file the paperwork - talk shit - raise money - spend it on community support 423833
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 29/03/2025im not weary of false gods - im weary of the one true god. they keep putting me on hold and the elevator music makes me hear voices. 000
Dr. pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social · 23/03/2025every eugenicist should be forced to study the evolution of cheetahs 000