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He/him. Rated R for indiscriminate gunplay, profanity directed at children, and a scene of swindling

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
[yelling over club music] I said grief is a rain that falls on everything
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 18/09/2026
One man is indirectly responsible for getting Andor made. The other got Dame Judi Dench to play Dungeons & Dragons with him. I’d call that close to even.
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hi, I didn't wanna make this video but I need to come clean about something. This whole time I've been a p-zombie with no phenomenal experience or interiority. I've been getting messages asking whether there's anything it's like to be me, and the answer is no. I'd say I'm sorry, but, well, you know.
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 26/08/2026
It’s true Tim Curry was a lovely man, and I do understand what acting is. But it’s also true a part of me has finally unclenched, knowing Pennywise can never hurt me now.
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 16/08/2026
Go-Bots recreate Lingua Ignota’s “ALL BITCHES DIE” album cover. Home Depot recreates the Napoleonic Wars. Your niece’s hamster releases an energy drink. The sound of rain on your rooftop becomes a muffin
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 10/08/2026
You ever read that story about how the Target app knew a woman was pregnant before she did, just based on her purchases/online info? I’m suddenly getting a ton of spam for “burial insurance.”
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 01/08/2026
Given his obsession with Obama, I’m kind of surprised Trump has never released a competing list, which we would immediately see had been AI-generated and contained half a dozen made-up artists
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 25/07/2026
I promise you it’s worth the wait to see the way this fucking thing collapses
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 17/07/2026
Oh so now it’s ILLEGAL to eat Taco Bell? CDC death panels will refuse to treat American citizens with explosive diarrhea if they ordered a Crunchwrap Supreme? Is this the future liberals want? Would I actually blow the vaccine microchip controlling my brain out of my anus in a brown burst if I—
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 25/06/2026
Kinda sounds more like she’s the one who stabbed him
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 22/06/2026
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RenderScape @renderscape.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The rate of regret on being prime minister is way higher than that of being trans
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 21/06/2026
Somewhat father-related: a while back I was driving and listening to a show on NPR. The credits listed a guy named something like “John Smith III, Jr.” and I got so mad I almost had to pull over
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 20/06/2026
I think our culture has largely abandoned the concept of “selling out,” but I’d like to suggest that simping for Instagram’s algorithm, even if you are what I’m pretty sure is a completely made-up person, is a strong argument for reviving it
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Jyoti Mishra @jyotimishra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Well, that was a fucking ride.
A cropped screenshot of an article section titled "Gary Larson cartoon incident" from a Tumblr page. The text describes a controversy involving a Far Side cartoon and Jane Goodall. 

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Gary Larson cartoon incident

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 In 1987 Gary Larson published a Far Side cartoon of two chimpanzees grooming, in which one discovers a blonde hair and says, "Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"[127] The Jane Goodall Institute called the cartoon an "atrocity" in a letter drafted by its lawyers to Larson and his syndicate. Goodall, who was in Africa at the time, later found the cartoon amusing.[128] 

She went on to name it her favourite depiction of herself in pop culture.[129] Larson offered profits from sales of a shirt featuring the cartoon to the Jane Goodall Institute.[130] 

Goodall wrote the preface to The Far Side Gallery 5, detailing her version of the controversy.[131] She praised Larson's creative ideas, which often compare and contrast the behaviour of humans and animals. 

In 1988 Larson visited Goodall's research facility in Tanzania.[128] While there, he was attacked by a chimpanzee named Frodo.[127][132]
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 13/06/2026
I don’t see many truck nuts, thankfully, but I’m extremely motivated to buy a ton of these for the next dozen or so times I do
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 06/06/2026
A robot in China wearing a clown wig roundhouse kicked a child. A robot in China wearing a clown wig roundhouse kicked a child. A robot in China wearing a clown wig roundhouse kicked a child.
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.
Screenshot from the paywall on a Wired article that reads: “You’ve read your last free article.”
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
donald trump is once again on the white house roof. he has reportedly been told what the requirement is to appear on us currency and “agreed to do it.” we cannot see his expression from this distance but he has just begun to sprint. a surprisingly fast pace for a what has been a sedentary presidency
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 29/05/2026
And if that weren’t bad enough, the Epstein files were in that rocket
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 27/05/2026
I’m terrified that “micro influencer” may just be what social media CEOs call a regular person
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 27/05/2026
Simply too seated, etc. Holy shit
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 23/05/2026
Sounds great!
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 14/05/2026
“Plus he disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan” has fresh competition
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 14/05/2026
I have a wild guess on the first mystery
Screenshot of a headline that reads “Man sucked into Frontier plane engine’s disturbing cause of death and ID revealed.” Actually it says “distubing” because this is not a news site that gives a shit
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Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 02/05/2026
In unrelated news, I’m scrambling to complete a nuclear fallout shelter and I hope you’re doing the same
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 25/04/2026
It’s nothing personal and I haven’t even heard one of his songs, but I just feel very strongly that this kid should not be allowed to have a music career
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Me and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.
two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 19/07/2025
In love with this engraving of physicist Georg Wilhelm Richmann being killed by ball lightning while trying to study electricity. (The other guy lived.) Both because it seems like a really mean thing to illustrate, and because they both look like fighting game characters getting knocked backwards
An engraving by artist Camille Gilbert, showing two men in 18th-century gentlemanly garb being knocked backwards by an electrical experiment gone fatally wrong.
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 30/03/2026
your grandparents voting for reagan
Coop from Interstellar piloting a spaceship and saying "This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years"
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 16/03/2026
If I was Barack Obama I would regularly call Donald Trump and say the craziest shit I could think of and then forcefully deny ever having spoken to him
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 05/03/2026
I think we can all agree the absolute best part of a franchise spanning an entire galaxy is finding out everyone already knows each other and every new character is related to an old one
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 26/02/2026
Who can I petition to get Gens Z and Alpha renamed to something that isn’t so fucking lazy? I’m thinking Vibes Are Off and AI Slop, respectively
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 03/02/2026
There’s a Cordwainer Smith story from the ‘40s, “Scanners Live in Vain,” that uses something similar. Simply being in outer space HURTS in a way that will eventually kill you, so spaceships are full of hibernators and one pilot who’s had almost all their senses removed. Smith went sicko mode on that
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 01/02/2026
@patri.xyz Patience, please, as I’ve never requested a label from any labeler, but could I get the Alt Text User and Hellthread Veteran labels, if possible? Apologies if I’m doing this all wrong.
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 30/01/2026
I can’t stop laughing at this picture of Barry Keoghan as Ringo Starr in these new Beatles movies. Looks like he’s in an SNL sketch about Ringo being an Unfrozen Caveman Drummer
Photo of Barry Keoghan playing Ringo Starr. He has a lost look in his eyes, a big wig, and a prosthetic nose so cartoonishly large that it has to be derogatory in nature
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I'd argue that the AI wasn't art until it was eaten
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Ashley Rattner @ashleyrattner.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Look for the helpers
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Alaska Art Student Arrested for Eating Another Student’s AI-Generated Art in Protest
A University of Alaska student was charged with a misdemeanor for eating another student's AI-generated art in protest.
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 14/01/2026
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 25/12/2025
@sidvicious.ca FUCK YES SANTA GOT MY LIST
A photo of January from Sid’s “A Year of the Sidsons” 2026 calendar. The background includes a pink Christmas tree and a blazing fireplace fire, with the mantel decorated with various Christmas decorations
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 16/12/2025
Years ago I saw a thread on a message board titled something like “The subtext of the song is that no one fucks like Gaston” and I think about it every day
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Disney Developing Live-Action ‘Gaston’ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle Rejwan
Disney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston.
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 16/12/2025
Does anyone else get irrationally angry when they keep seeing the same company’s emails in their spam folder month after month? Hey 5 Star Nutrition: fuck OFF already
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 14/12/2025
Not loving one possible interpretation of “Liberty: 1776–2026” here
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 09/12/2025
If it’s any consolation to anyone, I don’t think Jimmy Fallon himself enjoys being alive. There’s nothing behind those eyes except alcohol and a series of preprogrammed instructions on how to laugh too hard whenever he’s spoken to
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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 06/12/2025
This has got to be the least appetizing picture I’ve ever fucking seen on a chip package
A photo I took of Pringles cans with the, I hope, limited-edition flavor “Beer Can Chicken.” It features an image of a fully, I would actually say way overdone, cooked chicken with a can of Miller Lite awkwardly photoshopped behind it. It’s almost like they’re evoking the IDEA of how you cook beer can chicken, but it’s all wrong. It’s all very unattractive.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE
Screenshot of Baloo the Bear in The Junglebook. The image clearly shows Baloo has PAWSScreenshot of Baloo the Bear in Talespin. The image clearly shows Baloo has HANDS
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Dudes rock
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/11/2023
true story
screencap of beatles documentary, paul asks the boys if they can try his new song about having a wonderful Christmastime, they all say fuck no and he thinks "I need to break up the Beatles"
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