Reposted by Oops! All JazeeraViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/05/2025[yelling over club music] I said grief is a rain that falls on everything 181973463
Reposted by Oops! All JazeeraA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from? 963611658
Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 18/09/2026One man is indirectly responsible for getting Andor made. The other got Dame Judi Dench to play Dungeons & Dragons with him. I’d call that close to even. 062
Reposted by Oops! All JazeeraSarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Hi, I didn't wanna make this video but I need to come clean about something. This whole time I've been a p-zombie with no phenomenal experience or interiority. I've been getting messages asking whether there's anything it's like to be me, and the answer is no. I'd say I'm sorry, but, well, you know. 1872199
Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 26/08/2026It’s true Tim Curry was a lovely man, and I do understand what acting is. But it’s also true a part of me has finally unclenched, knowing Pennywise can never hurt me now. 000
Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 16/08/2026Go-Bots recreate Lingua Ignota’s “ALL BITCHES DIE” album cover. Home Depot recreates the Napoleonic Wars. Your niece’s hamster releases an energy drink. The sound of rain on your rooftop becomes a muffin 110
Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 10/08/2026You ever read that story about how the Target app knew a woman was pregnant before she did, just based on her purchases/online info? I’m suddenly getting a ton of spam for “burial insurance.” 030
Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 01/08/2026Given his obsession with Obama, I’m kind of surprised Trump has never released a competing list, which we would immediately see had been AI-generated and contained half a dozen made-up artists 110
Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 25/07/2026I promise you it’s worth the wait to see the way this fucking thing collapses 020
Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 17/07/2026Oh so now it’s ILLEGAL to eat Taco Bell? CDC death panels will refuse to treat American citizens with explosive diarrhea if they ordered a Crunchwrap Supreme? Is this the future liberals want? Would I actually blow the vaccine microchip controlling my brain out of my anus in a brown burst if I— 020
Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 25/06/2026Kinda sounds more like she’s the one who stabbed him 010
Reposted by Oops! All JazeeraRenderScape @renderscape.bsky.social · 22/06/2026The rate of regret on being prime minister is way higher than that of being trans 212633
Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 21/06/2026Somewhat father-related: a while back I was driving and listening to a show on NPR. The credits listed a guy named something like “John Smith III, Jr.” and I got so mad I almost had to pull over 120
Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 20/06/2026I think our culture has largely abandoned the concept of “selling out,” but I’d like to suggest that simping for Instagram’s algorithm, even if you are what I’m pretty sure is a completely made-up person, is a strong argument for reviving it 0131
Reposted by Oops! All JazeeraJyoti Mishra @jyotimishra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Well, that was a fucking ride. 141145383578
Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 13/06/2026I don’t see many truck nuts, thankfully, but I’m extremely motivated to buy a ton of these for the next dozen or so times I do 010
Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 06/06/2026A robot in China wearing a clown wig roundhouse kicked a child. A robot in China wearing a clown wig roundhouse kicked a child. A robot in China wearing a clown wig roundhouse kicked a child. 010
Reposted by Oops! All JazeeraMaggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 31/05/2026If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot. 125137032066
Reposted by Oops! All Jazeerabort @crushbort.bsky.social · 29/05/2026donald trump is once again on the white house roof. he has reportedly been told what the requirement is to appear on us currency and “agreed to do it.” we cannot see his expression from this distance but he has just begun to sprint. a surprisingly fast pace for a what has been a sedentary presidency 453161
Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 29/05/2026And if that weren’t bad enough, the Epstein files were in that rocket 010
Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 27/05/2026I’m terrified that “micro influencer” may just be what social media CEOs call a regular person 140
Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 14/05/2026“Plus he disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan” has fresh competition 010
Reposted by Oops! All JazeeraJomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT) 22342241056
Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 02/05/2026In unrelated news, I’m scrambling to complete a nuclear fallout shelter and I hope you’re doing the same 010
Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 25/04/2026It’s nothing personal and I haven’t even heard one of his songs, but I just feel very strongly that this kid should not be allowed to have a music career 020
Reposted by Oops! All JazeeraMe and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · 19/04/2026The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management. 294200483911
Reposted by Oops! All JazeeraOops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 19/07/2025In love with this engraving of physicist Georg Wilhelm Richmann being killed by ball lightning while trying to study electricity. (The other guy lived.) Both because it seems like a really mean thing to illustrate, and because they both look like fighting game characters getting knocked backwards 001
Reposted by Oops! All Jazeerageekysteven @geekysteven.com · 30/03/2026your grandparents voting for reagan 121155382928
Reposted by Oops! All JazeeraSam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 16/03/2026If I was Barack Obama I would regularly call Donald Trump and say the craziest shit I could think of and then forcefully deny ever having spoken to him 203591440
Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 05/03/2026I think we can all agree the absolute best part of a franchise spanning an entire galaxy is finding out everyone already knows each other and every new character is related to an old one 111
Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 26/02/2026Who can I petition to get Gens Z and Alpha renamed to something that isn’t so fucking lazy? I’m thinking Vibes Are Off and AI Slop, respectively 020
Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 03/02/2026There’s a Cordwainer Smith story from the ‘40s, “Scanners Live in Vain,” that uses something similar. Simply being in outer space HURTS in a way that will eventually kill you, so spaceships are full of hibernators and one pilot who’s had almost all their senses removed. Smith went sicko mode on that 010
Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 01/02/2026@patri.xyz Patience, please, as I’ve never requested a label from any labeler, but could I get the Alt Text User and Hellthread Veteran labels, if possible? Apologies if I’m doing this all wrong. 110
Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 30/01/2026I can’t stop laughing at this picture of Barry Keoghan as Ringo Starr in these new Beatles movies. Looks like he’s in an SNL sketch about Ringo being an Unfrozen Caveman Drummer 041
Reposted by Oops! All JazeeraJoe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 18/01/2026I'd argue that the AI wasn't art until it was eaten 362091379
Reposted by Oops! All JazeeraAshley Rattner @ashleyrattner.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Look for the helpersartnews.comAlaska Art Student Arrested for Eating Another Student’s AI-Generated Art in ProtestA University of Alaska student was charged with a misdemeanor for eating another student's AI-generated art in protest. 13557741366
Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 16/12/2025Years ago I saw a thread on a message board titled something like “The subtext of the song is that no one fucks like Gaston” and I think about it every daydeadline.comDisney Developing Live-Action ‘Gaston’ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle RejwanDisney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston. 010
Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 16/12/2025Does anyone else get irrationally angry when they keep seeing the same company’s emails in their spam folder month after month? Hey 5 Star Nutrition: fuck OFF already 010
Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 14/12/2025Not loving one possible interpretation of “Liberty: 1776–2026” here 000
Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 09/12/2025If it’s any consolation to anyone, I don’t think Jimmy Fallon himself enjoys being alive. There’s nothing behind those eyes except alcohol and a series of preprogrammed instructions on how to laugh too hard whenever he’s spoken to 010
Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 06/12/2025This has got to be the least appetizing picture I’ve ever fucking seen on a chip package 060
Reposted by Oops! All JazeeraSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 27/11/2024got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE 28289521749