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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 02/10/2026

I have just learned that Margaret Thatcher was, like Col. Sanders of KFC fame, a Kentucky Colonel, and I am struggling to articulate the way my life seems enormously and awfully altered now

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Famous Colonels

Many famous and noteworthy people have received commissions as Kentucky colonels, the highest title of honor bestowed by the Governor of Kentucky.

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 02/10/2026

I have just learned that Margaret Thatcher was, like Col. Sanders of KFC fame, a Kentucky Colonel, and I am struggling to articulate the way my life seems enormously and awfully altered now

kycolonels.org

Famous Colonels

Many famous and noteworthy people have received commissions as Kentucky colonels, the highest title of honor bestowed by the Governor of Kentucky.

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 02/10/2026

Difficult to think of another question that could be legitimately asked regarding absolutely anything

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

[yelling over club music] I said grief is a rain that falls on everything

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 23/09/2026

I feel like everyone’s forgetting when Hillary Clinton did the Freeze Challenge shortly before Election Day and somehow STILL lost

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 23/09/2026

Sleepwalker fuckin’ RULED. You know how many times I’ve thought about Rick Sheridan on the big screen saying “That’s my secret, Cap: I’m always sleepy”?

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 22/09/2026

Seeing a lot of confusion in the replies. Development is the stage where people pitch an idea and the studio tries to figure out if it could work. They’re not weeks away from shooting five shows like “NFL SuperPro: Origins” or “Terror Inc. Goes Hawaiian”

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 18/09/2026

One man is indirectly responsible for getting Andor made. The other got Dame Judi Dench to play Dungeons & Dragons with him. I’d call that close to even.

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 10/09/2026

Bloodthirsty living doll included purely for scale

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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Hi, I didn't wanna make this video but I need to come clean about something. This whole time I've been a p-zombie with no phenomenal experience or interiority. I've been getting messages asking whether there's anything it's like to be me, and the answer is no. I'd say I'm sorry, but, well, you know.

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 10/09/2026

When people scoff at serial killer David Berkowitz’a claims, they never consider that maybe his neighbor’s dog looked like Ned

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 27/08/2026

I’ve always been curious how Britain became okay with mass surveillance in the first place (mind you, I’m only going off their detective shows, where their immediate first step is to review footage from the approximately 20 CCTV cameras pointed directly at any given crime scene).

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 26/08/2026

It’s true Tim Curry was a lovely man, and I do understand what acting is. But it’s also true a part of me has finally unclenched, knowing Pennywise can never hurt me now.

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 26/08/2026

The man got paid a non-trivial amount of money to crawl around on all fours and pretend to be a scary dragon. I’m not saying he never looks back and thinks that, just that he shouldn’t be allowed to.

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 26/08/2026

I saw someone end a longer post about Dolly crossing all barriers, etc., with “She was the last American we could all agree on”

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 25/08/2026

Just eat a credit card like a fucking grown-up

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 16/08/2026

Paul, I did not know this, and am not sure I want to know it now, but I appreciate you telling me that there is some sort of meaning or context here

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 16/08/2026

Go-Bots recreate Lingua Ignota’s “ALL BITCHES DIE” album cover. Home Depot recreates the Napoleonic Wars. Your niece’s hamster releases an energy drink. The sound of rain on your rooftop becomes a muffin

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 16/08/2026

IMO Grimace simply reclaimed the plates. Render therefore unto Caesar the things that are Caesar’s and all

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 16/08/2026

If he fooled Chef Boyardee himself, I feel no shame in saying he could definitely fool me

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 16/08/2026

Or just start with Use of Weapons and absolutely ruin millions of viewers forever

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 16/08/2026

Oh man do I have some good news for you: Amazon is working on TWO series, one animated and one live-action (with Warhammer supernerd Henry Cavill), right now.

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 10/08/2026

You ever read that story about how the Target app knew a woman was pregnant before she did, just based on her purchases/online info? I’m suddenly getting a ton of spam for “burial insurance.”

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 03/08/2026

Also difficult to explain but I felt strongly that watching something you’d taped (if you could even figure out how to program your VCR) was significantly less cool/fun than being up at an insane and unhealthy hour for the broadcast

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 03/08/2026

IIRC the best aspect was that Pom was essentially the Chewie of the group; everyone else only spoke English aloud and she only spoke French aloud, but they all understood each other

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 02/08/2026

Looks like their package designer was tasked with making the characters look as close as possible to the ‘85 adaptation without getting sued

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 01/08/2026

How else am I supposed to describe aspects of my journey through my intuitive wisdom?

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 01/08/2026

You understand the “1%” you’re talking about is for the state of Michigan and not the world, right? That he isn’t even a millionaire?

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 01/08/2026

Fair! In Detroit I’ve only seen Stevens attack ads like “Sayed allegedly raised his voice to a woman once” so I couldn’t judge. I will say water sports are a BIG thing in MI. I’ve seen many a boat or jetski outside a decrepit house. But yeah, if the ads are giving “wealthy dude” that’s not great!

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 01/08/2026

From your posts it seems like we share a lot of beliefs (like being anti-corporate), so I could have been a lot less combative in my responses. But why attack the candidate running AGAINST the one Elon Musk is trying to get elected?

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 01/08/2026

And where the fuck do you live that milk is $8? In Michigan a gallon is a little over $3

Image of a gallon of whole milk on Meijer’s site showing the price as $3.33. Meijer is one of the major grocery chains in Michigan.

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 01/08/2026

…artists which many of his cronies would then have to insist, on the record, really did exist and whom they listened to every day

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 01/08/2026

He mutinied the barge I guess? Is that what this means? Is the crew in the shipping container?

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 01/08/2026

Given his obsession with Obama, I’m kind of surprised Trump has never released a competing list, which we would immediately see had been AI-generated and contained half a dozen made-up artists

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 01/08/2026

Since Navarette met with the director and is naming a character she’d like to play, I take that to mean they talked about a different role she didn’t take, and Mystique isn’t necessarily in the new movie. Otherwise she’d either have to keep quiet about it or just outright say “I’m playing Mystique.”

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 25/07/2026

I promise you it’s worth the wait to see the way this fucking thing collapses

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 22/07/2026

Some evolutionary error perhaps, a switch flipped up instead of down, that makes a lot of guys all hot under the collar thinking of something nonhuman assaulting a woman. E.g., ancient tentacle hentai, sci-fi magazine covers, etc. Instead of seeing a strong reproductive competitor they go “awooooga”

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 22/07/2026

Someone at Subway Corporate learned that the French word for bread is “pain” and had a terrible eureka moment

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 17/07/2026

Oh so now it’s ILLEGAL to eat Taco Bell? CDC death panels will refuse to treat American citizens with explosive diarrhea if they ordered a Crunchwrap Supreme? Is this the future liberals want? Would I actually blow the vaccine microchip controlling my brain out of my anus in a brown burst if I—

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 16/07/2026

Look at all the room in those pockets for snacks, though

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 12/07/2026

Okay first off: absolutely banger username. With that out of the way, thank you, I stand corrected

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 12/07/2026

It’s true, though unfortunate imo, that American Gladiators never really took off in other markets

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 12/07/2026

I had mixed feelings posting this. Still do. I know it’s low-hanging fruit.

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 12/07/2026

The steering wheels that fly off when you’re driving

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 11/07/2026

Post is just Ring cam footage of a Black man walking his dog past some old lady’s house after 5 p.m.

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 01/07/2026

There’s just no way to know

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 29/06/2026

Media literacy means understanding that any character in a sex scene WILL suffer the eternal torments of Hell for their lust, even though the movie usually doesn’t show it

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 26/06/2026

The dominant color in all four of these screenshots: brown. The trailer I saw: all brown. It really is baffling.

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