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Identity theft is not a joke, Jim

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(Thousands of families suffer every year) Gemini doing Gemini shit. Socialist. From the river to the sea, Palestine WILL BE FREE. 18+ only, thanks; not responsible for your hurt feefees if you ignore that "18+ only." I block AI slop-slingers.

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Identity theft is not a joke, Jim @facelessbassist.bsky.social · 12h
This is foul and vile and if you condone any part of this attitude for the sake of something so trivial as "winning elections" then I hope you have a very bad and final day. Soon. This is the mile they felt empowered to take because you couldn't wait to give them an inch.
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 22h
and yes fundamentally the people is hurts most are kids. just in case that wasn't evident from everything else I've said to date haha. book banning is an attack on children and teenagers. it is the theft of their world and it leaves them more alone and less equipped to face the world they live in
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goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 20h
begging with all my heart for more Democrats running in this election cycle to pick up what Jon Ossoff is putting down CALL 👏 THEM 👏 NAZIS 👏 TO 👏 THEIR 👏 FACE
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Identity theft is not a joke, Jim @facelessbassist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Mignon Fogarty @grammargirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just got a mass email from our bank that essentially says, "If you give your username and password to an AI agent, you're on your own." You've. Been. Warned. 🤣
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 07/10/2026
This is sexual violence as a form of terrorism. It is political violence and it is chilling and horrific, and AOC was absolutely right to be terrified that the goons (now pardoned) laying siege to the capital would rape her if they found her. Small changes won't fix this. FLIP THE TABLE NOW
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 08/10/2026
Literally all these dudes
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Hello Bone Colleagues”
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nicole is a leading expert on the issue of campus sexual violence. I am floored that USA Today would do this to her. I find this kind of journalistic behavior unethical and morally reprehensible, twisting an interview with a renowned advocate for survivors into a hit piece against a survivor.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 22/02/2026
Literally
@tonyhawktruther

american: i can't afford the doctor

european: Ö you don't hjåve hjëalthcare for frëe? Very fjünny because here in EU we are riding trølley or mjötorbike to djöctor at no cjøst, in fact is considered rüde not to
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Identity theft is not a joke, Jim @facelessbassist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I started watching Lovecraft Country because I finished all my regular shows for the week. I have described this show as "not an easy watch," and then this last episode I saw happened... Look. All I'mma say is she ain't have to do *all that* with that stiletto. #IYKYK
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👻 John Spookium @johnlithium.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A reminder if you are a #youtube creator of any sort to check these settings every once in a while, as YouTube turned them back on after I had turned them off a few months back. Turn it all off. Due to my small channel size, it doesn't appear any of my videos were effected. I hope. 😅😮‍💨
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 01/10/2026
surely this technology is hacking into difficult things to hack right now
bing query is nate silver gat

• Copilot Search
(in big letters) Not gay
Nate Silver is not gay; he is openly gay and lives a single life. He has publicly identified as gay and has not concealed his sexual orientation.

cites
wikipedia.org
Nate Silver - Wikipedia
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Solarpunk Hauntie @solarpunk-auntie.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
I'd like to see this funded. Please send some money if you can.
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Lucy A. Snyder @lucyasnyder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is a result someone else got, and at least it does mention my book as a secondary bullet point ... but the rest is Very Wow. But so confident and detailed! Very convincing! Mostly entirely wrong!
Google AI summary claiming incorrectly that "Daughter, Dreamer, Slayer" has to do with a quote from poet Nikita Gill, or that it might have to do with a couple of anime and manga series.
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Lucy A. Snyder @lucyasnyder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Google AI summaries are not to be trusted. Case in point: all actual references on the web to "Daughter, Dreamer, Slayer" point to my forthcoming novel. And yet the AI summaries related to searches on that title have been confidently and completely wrong for days.
Screencap of Google's AI claiming my novel is a Buffy tagline.Google's AI claiming my forthcoming adult horror book is actually a YA novel from a different author.
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 01/10/2026
Reminder: Hegseth's "no beardo" policy is just his not-so-subtle way to push out Black troops.
motherjones.com
If only Pete Hegseth's military shaving crusade was just stupid
Hegseth knows damn well who he's pushing out: Black troops.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
MC
@burntbulb.bsky.social

okay you can't keep taking every one of my posts and photoshopping it
onto sephiroth
2:52 PM - Sep 28, 2026

+ Follow back
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of the Cornell students accused of gang rape, Scott Kretzschmar, denies it and says through his attorney that they are going to “confront” the survivor through the court system. I can already tell you that means victim-blaming, DARVO, and smears. She is going to need a lot more of our support.
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yeah my actual unironic read of the DSA is: nerds way too many fuckin' committees still pointed in the correct direction anything that goes "we must protect our sex pests" should be burned to the ground, personally
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anna, journalist, get woke or DEI trying @fakerobotgamer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gymnast meme format

DSA Members explaining DSA:
The establishment fights DSA because DSA is building socialist power.

Ultras Explaining DSA:
EVERYONE IN DSA IS A LIBERAL SOCDEM IMPERIALIST!!!
THE ONLY REAL SOCIALISTS ARE THE ONES IN MY BOOK CLUB!!!
EVEN ZOHRAN IS A SECRET ZIONIST!!!
ANYTHING LESS THAN PERFECTION IS PROOF OF INEPTITUDE OF BETRAYAL!!!!!
THAT'S WHY THE DSA IS ACTUALLY A PSYOP BY THE RULING CLASS!!!!!
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Keebler. @inayamchele.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
after i finish fake laughing with somebody at work:
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let’s keep these good vibes going!!!
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Identity theft is not a joke, Jim @facelessbassist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is an excellent point.
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Identity theft is not a joke, Jim @facelessbassist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would like to know what semiliterate monkeys are handling subtitles over at Netflix and Paramount+. "Bonswah"?? "Capeesh"??? How do you motherfuckers not even READ and then get a job writing?? Almost as bad as "figurish" for "vigorish." The context didn't even make fuckin' sense. Y'all suck.
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
to accept the lesser of two evils is to accept that you have to choose evil. and, no. i don't. neither do you.
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
i used to say "perpetual acceptance of the lesser evil will inevitably lead to the greatest possible evil" and people would reply, "shut up you big baby, everybody doesn't get a pony" i would now like to say hello to those people. hello.
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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 27/09/2026
Lmaoooo
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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every few months we get people extrapolating from a sports clip to determine some guy in the stands needs to get dumped and his wife/girlfriend to upgrade, and every time there's a post-din reveal that says quite a few of you need to touch grass
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Luke Kaven @lukekaven.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He purposely chose a place like Samoa because (1) it had an immune/vaccine-naive population, (2) it was mostly non-white, and (3) he would be immune from prosecution for his crimes.
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Luke Kaven @lukekaven.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RFK is an eliminative eugenicist. What happened in Samoa was a smashing success in his eyes. It was a trial run for a larger plan to be carried out in the US. And this is exactly what he's doing now.
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Terrill Tailfeathers @terrilltf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Please help. This family needs your support. Donate today.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Identity theft is not a joke, Jim @facelessbassist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I thought I hated crypto for driving up the prices of GPUs. The way I feel about AI now makes those feelings seem like fondness. My 1TB SSD is running out of room and thanks to stupid polluting data centers and AI hype, this is the worst time in history to try to upgrade it OR RAM. Thanks, idiots
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 23/09/2026
I had not seen this clip where Tammy Duckworth advises Democrats to "not impeach anybody," "get back to work" and "allow" Donald Trump to "save face" and I would just like to remind the senator from IL that the federal government took 4,000 Chicagoans and murdered a 38-year-old father last fall.
c-span.org
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Ryan Sophia McCall (菲菲) @scudubydubop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Heads up you can disable the gambling ads on Discord by going to settings > sponsored content > manage and then turning that shit off 1,000% this is why they needed age verification fuck these people
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Wolf 🏳️‍🌈 @wolfperson1.sleeplesswolf.com · 23/09/2026
New Bedford was also once a major abolitionist hub, famous for their success in helping folks escape from and stay out of slavery.
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👻 John Spookium @johnlithium.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When Gavin Newsom says “I kept Paramount in California” in 2028, be sure to react accordingly.
static.klipy.com
Boo This Man! Boo!
ALT: Boo This Man! Boo!
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John Breen @breen.tech · 22/09/2026
Don’t use your phones at the movies. That’s rude. But if you can’t go to the movies without attacking someone, don’t go to the movies.
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John Breen @breen.tech · 22/09/2026
I have asthma. If you do this indoors, you could kill me. Don’t assault people because you’re mad at them. This dipshit is not a hero
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
majorities of libs also want justice for the actions of the Trump administration (and, for the Gaza genocide, the Biden WH) but I have some bad news, the vehicle for that would be the Democratic Party
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you are so extraordinarily stupid that you fall for a standard Republican trans panic ruse, I cannot trust you to represent me in office. This is like media literacy 101. Your colleagues are going to run circles around you. Dupe you into anything. I'd be safer running and representing myself.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
saw this on Instagram and it so perfectly encapsulated my rage
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being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years

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what i thought we had distanced ourselves from was the reduction of women to vaginas and wombs and the ability to bear children. i thought we had progressed past 'dresses are for women and pants are for men. i thought we progressed past the idea that someone is less of a woman if she does not adhere strictly to beauty standards. i thought we progressed past the idea that naturally being comfortable adhering to highly feminine standards is vulgar. but i (sarcastically) guess no one could have predicted that trans-exclusive feminism would be the downfall of all the progress we've made
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Identity theft is not a joke, Jim @facelessbassist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
WE ARE NEVER VOTING FOR THIS SHITHEAD FUCK HIM SIDEWAYS
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Lucy A. Snyder @lucyasnyder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Excellent article via @sarahhans.bsky.social: softwarecrisis.dev/letters/llme...
softwarecrisis.dev
The LLMentalist Effect: how chat-based Large Language Models rep…
The new era of tech seems to be built on superstitious behaviour
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