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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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☭ LEON 🇧🇷 ☭ @leonromeu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Todo mundo tem áudio com o Varcaro Quero mandar um pra ele também “Oi Dani, eu sei que vc é um homem ocupado mas eu vi uma airfrayer na promoção, to curto de grana esse mês mas daqui dois pagamentos eu te mando, tem como quebrar essa?”

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vigília do soluço @fabioluizk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

estamos cada dia mais perto do pants cagation

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

“I was scheduled to have the rest of my career”

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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

We are all dogs locked in god’s hot car

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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

what infuriates me about the wnba sophie cunningham stories that quote 0 trans people is that it's a controversy about us that involves none of us and nobody covering it has any interest in what we think or feel about it

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

The Jetsons lied to us

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aurelia and aureliette will see the stars @boneyardofnames.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I don't think people really understand that there's people in his inner circle who showed him an AI generated image of a child receiving a vaccine from a comically large syringe and he believes it 100% that that is a real image.

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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

i think we're ready to go to the printer on this one

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Algoritmo de Festa @gatosabado.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

As notícia hoje em dia tão tipo "China desenvolve a bateria que não acaba o panetone que não engorda e a cura pro bico de papagaio" "Estados unidos: a ultima moda é cagar na calça para diminuir custos. É o pants cagation"

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

honestly it would be just as amazing to me if the dog was lying about being psychic

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dr. @hmmfalemais.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

o brasileiro tentando desgostar das estrelas das outras seleções e descobrindo que todo mundo é mais legal que a crentaiada betzeira da seleção brasileira

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Cinnamon Girl @comunistasuave.estudiovostok.com.br · 06/07/2026

Vai se foder, o Furlan é bom demais

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

op-ed with author photo

Vox
Why we don't actually want a world without mosquitoes

(Picture of a mosquito)

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Great point, Shakira (4) now officially has more World Cup appearances than her ex (3)

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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/06/2026

in honor of nancy mace losing her bid for governor

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Veronica this is no time to be hawking merch

“The Carrying of the Cross” - Biagio d'Antonio

Oil painting of Christ carrying the cross surrounded by a large crowd and Veronica is holding the “veil” that just looks like Jesus merch

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sick public transit, gloria @seung.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

tough crowd

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ceej @ceej.online · 21/05/2026

Murderer says taking murderers’ knives away won’t help the average victim

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

look, it’s time to embarrass these people. ask them if trump could play quarterback right now for the cowboys, ask them if trump is more mortal or god, ask them if donald trump deserved an oscar for his performance in home alone 2

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

This is interesting because it challenges two widely held political assumptions: 1) that people love it when everything at the supermarket is at least $8.99 and 2) that the easiest way to win voters over is to go on TV every day and say that you need to build a big event space or you'll die.

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ompuco @ompu.co · 28/04/2026

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

thinking about the gould quote again

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops."
Stephen Jay Gould
evolutionary biologist and author,
died May 20, 2002

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

yeah shaken their fists at yet another weak effort

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

JAMES WOODS is JAIR BOLSONARO in DARK HORSE

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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 24/04/2026

Minute: 60 seconds Hour: 60 minutes Day: 24 hours Week: 7 days Month: Have fun :)

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 22/04/2026

"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–" yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Get excited. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...

The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.”

Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy.

“I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.

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Matheus Borges @matheusborges.eu · 16/06/2025

Timeline do X: Heil Hitler Timeline do Threads: Algoritmo me indique pessoas empreendendo com inteligência artificial Timeline do Substack: Oi gente, eu escrevo e sou muito coitado, me mandem dinheiro Timeline do Bluesky: Em breve só restarão duas religiões no mundo: maconha e cu

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Pope: [moral critique of illegal war] President: I am Jesus. Thr pope is gay Media: they are feuding😳

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Matthias @nairoingreen.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I LOVE THIS BEAUTIFUL SPORT WOUT VAN AERT

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Micah @rincewind.run · 11/04/2026

the extent to which so many men are sex pests is just baffling and depressing you can just Not Do That there is shit that's hard for me! remembering to take in the trash cans is hard! checking the calendar is hard! starting a design doc is hard! not being a sex pest: not that hard

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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

they’re calling it “the least successful protest of all time”

Los Angeles Times

Parachutist Dies in Fall at Yosemite's
El Capitan
L.A. Times Archives
Oct. 23, 1999 12 AM PT
FROM ASSOCIATED PRESS
YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK — A parachutist plunged to her death off Yosemite's most forbidding peak Friday during a protest of park rules banning such jumps.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/04/2026

the way people have absolutely zero principles genuinely disturbs me. they believe nothing and will say anything that brings them their next paycheck. this is no way to live. it’s disgusting. i do not understand how this isn’t a bot and an actual real human being

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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

"History will judge-" let me stop you right fucking there, history doesn't do fucking shit, I'm a historian, let's be clear here: elected officials need to do their fucking jobs, right now, before it happens, or future historians will judge THEM. Everyone knows and knew who Trump was.

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Hourly Peanuts Comics @esnupi.me · 06/04/2026

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country

SECRETARY RUBIO: Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Irans had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have had a much different country.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

she's literally funneling the cash from all her various media ventures into a money gun and pointing it directly at whichever institution promises to hurt trans people the most. she's not even lying about it. she's just telling you that's what she's going to do if you give her more money

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

if you watch or support this you're a bad person btw. i'm not arguing with you about it either

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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/03/2026

genuinely why does anyone report anything he says at all as if it means anything still

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

“Everywhere I went in New York people openly loathed the very sight of me. So naturally I concluded that the entire city had gone crazy and I left. There was no other possible explanation.”

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Tom, Legally Certified Date Simmelier @iiotenki.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

I've said it before: I genuinely consider it a moral imperative that people my age and up bang the drum about what the Internet used to be so those younger know that there's nothing inherent about what it is now. The Internet doesn't have to be this; its culture can and has belonged to people.

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