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revolutionary defeatist

@eyeballslicer.bsky.social
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Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 2h
Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
if you have a salary in the tens of millions of dollars and you do commercials for sportsbooks or prediction markets you are a stupid asshole
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 12/10/2026
i do not meaningfully care about this argument but my stance remains: i refuse to generate unpaid content for elon musk the child pornographer, and to model the behavior that lets elon's algorithm show me the optimal unpaid content he wants me to see. it's interesting that you want to do that though
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 12/10/2026
once again. i do not want to hear you talk about which Platform is the correct Platform or write a big stupid thing about using a Platform. i am an adult.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
LMAOOO trevon diggs gotta retire after this. mike evans cold for this one.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WIFE: How was the game? ME: Accounts of today’s game cannot be disseminated without the express written consent of Major League Baseball
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Will Sloan @willsloanesq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A lot of people lamenting the Paramount/Warner merger and fearing David Ellison's control over the media are forgetting that we have three secret weapons at our disposal, currently lurking high up in the Warner water tower.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
strong and crucially important message from Goku
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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When life gives Texas pedophiles, Ken Paxton makes pedophileade! I’m Ken Paxton and I approve this message.
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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
just made my first political ad tell me how ya think I did!
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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
that honky just made my moderate to severe plaque psoriasis flare up
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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
gonna put my tender heart in a blender now thanks
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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You gotta get TSA Pre-Check. Then you can get Pre-Check Plus. You can get in the ultracheck line with Clurb. Use your Globble membership to access the Poob lines in Clurb+.
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Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com · 02/10/2026
I try to mostly stick to my lanes when it comes to sports. I admittedly do not watch very much basketball (men’s or women’s) so if this thought has been done to death please ignore: Has anyone called Sophie Cunningham “JK Fouling” yet?
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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
rooting for them gotta be like cheering for the bank to repossess someone’s house
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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
boy howdy the Fever have the most rancid vibes I’ve ever seen a team have
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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
pressure them with the stench of diarrhea
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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
why be a journeyman benchwarmer in sports when you can be the caitlin clark of being a public moron
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“The profound moral question is not, 'Do they deserve to die?' but 'Do we deserve to kill them?'" - Sister Helen Prejean
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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
turns out i’ve been a radical centrist all along
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no
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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
Meme of girls going back in time they say "im your Granddaughter" response "really" and then me with time machine I'm a wizard  and I state "hello , Art Bell, I am a time traveler. " Art Bell says "Yes caller you are on the air" Coast to coast  radio show meme
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Stuffing the Passer @stuffingthepasser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Luther Burden is a man of compassion and forgiveness… *pulls out and cocks a pair of pearl-handled six-shooters* …too bad I’m Luther Burden the Third
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natemare before christmas @natescape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you know how much has to have gone wrong for me to not like the internet
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Ben Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can’t stop wars. Cant stop the president committing nonstop crime. Can’t do anything about Epstein. Or cost of living. Or the environment. They can fuck over workers though. They’ll do that real fast.
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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ALL HAIL THE BLUESKY QUARTERBACK
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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
KALIF DON’T LIKE IT
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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum got that dawg in him, and that dawg is 366 dawg years old
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we ain’t ever getting term limits for politicians we can’t even get chris berman off the tv
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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When one of the girls on the 8U softball team I coach strikes out swinging at a pitch 8 feet over her head
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Cigarette Smoking Mandalorian @barneydirty30.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@torqpenderloin.bsky.social
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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
no tushie no pushie
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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THAT FARM BOY CAN DANCE GOD DAYUM
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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is my personal favorite of the hundreds of shirts i've designed in the past few years dashare.zone/products/cou...
a black shirt that says: countries aren't real, borders aren't real, "noooo you have to stay on your side of the line" grow up
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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We can’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good. We also can’t let the good be the enemy of the just a little bad. And if we’re being realistic here we can’t let the just a little bad be the enemy of the just barely better than the worst possible.
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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bank Fees Thankfully Unharmed in Financial Crash That Bankrupted Several Humans
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
in a move that many haters and losers have criticized as illegal, i have jacked off on the bus
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like that in becoming a nazi, you get glowing coverage as a brave iconoclast, and then when you stop being a nazi, you’re get glowing coverage as a brave dissident. Money coming and going. Only way you lose is having normal opinions like “racism bad” bsky.app/profile/trac...
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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m cloacamaxxing. Turning all of my holes into a single gigaorifice.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.
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