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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 2h

the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”

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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

WIFE: How was the game? ME: Accounts of today’s game cannot be disseminated without the express written consent of Major League Baseball

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Will Sloan @willsloanesq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

A lot of people lamenting the Paramount/Warner merger and fearing David Ellison's control over the media are forgetting that we have three secret weapons at our disposal, currently lurking high up in the Warner water tower.

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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

strong and crucially important message from Goku

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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

just made my first political ad tell me how ya think I did!

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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

that honky just made my moderate to severe plaque psoriasis flare up

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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You gotta get TSA Pre-Check. Then you can get Pre-Check Plus. You can get in the ultracheck line with Clurb. Use your Globble membership to access the Poob lines in Clurb+.

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Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com · 02/10/2026

I try to mostly stick to my lanes when it comes to sports. I admittedly do not watch very much basketball (men’s or women’s) so if this thought has been done to death please ignore: Has anyone called Sophie Cunningham “JK Fouling” yet?

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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

boy howdy the Fever have the most rancid vibes I’ve ever seen a team have

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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

pressure them with the stench of diarrhea

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“The profound moral question is not, 'Do they deserve to die?' but 'Do we deserve to kill them?'" - Sister Helen Prejean

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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

turns out i’ve been a radical centrist all along

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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no

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Stuffing the Passer @stuffingthepasser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Luther Burden is a man of compassion and forgiveness… *pulls out and cocks a pair of pearl-handled six-shooters* …too bad I’m Luther Burden the Third

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natemare before christmas @natescape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Do you know how much has to have gone wrong for me to not like the internet

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Ben Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Can’t stop wars. Cant stop the president committing nonstop crime. Can’t do anything about Epstein. Or cost of living. Or the environment. They can fuck over workers though. They’ll do that real fast.

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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Case Keenum got that dawg in him, and that dawg is 366 dawg years old

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Introducing Gurpo

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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

we ain’t ever getting term limits for politicians we can’t even get chris berman off the tv

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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When one of the girls on the 8U softball team I coach strikes out swinging at a pitch 8 feet over her head

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

this is my personal favorite of the hundreds of shirts i've designed in the past few years dashare.zone/products/cou...

a black shirt that says: countries aren't real, borders aren't real, "noooo you have to stay on your side of the line" grow up

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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We can’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good. We also can’t let the good be the enemy of the just a little bad. And if we’re being realistic here we can’t let the just a little bad be the enemy of the just barely better than the worst possible.

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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Bank Fees Thankfully Unharmed in Financial Crash That Bankrupted Several Humans

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.

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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

in a move that many haters and losers have criticized as illegal, i have jacked off on the bus

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I like that in becoming a nazi, you get glowing coverage as a brave iconoclast, and then when you stop being a nazi, you’re get glowing coverage as a brave dissident. Money coming and going. Only way you lose is having normal opinions like “racism bad” bsky.app/profile/trac...

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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m cloacamaxxing. Turning all of my holes into a single gigaorifice.

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Most riveting thing I've seen all week

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

TRUTH NUKE

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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

no i will not update your software. you are the radio of a chrysler pacifica fuck off

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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I don’t know how to log in to a website anymore. It’s just not like a thing that normal people can do anymore.

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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

NFL Red Zone cutaway unintentionally hilarious. “I wasn’t going to hire him but we brought him in for an interview and I was blown—”

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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

In terms of “live events to have attended” I’d rank today’s Bears game as “slightly better than the Challenger launch”

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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

All of the orthopaedic experts in the pisser at Soldier Field are giving conflicting medical opinions

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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Devin Bush put on some goddamn gloves and that’s a pick six

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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

person who has the exact same beliefs as the democratic senate leader, house leader, and their last dozen presidential nominees: yeah i’m basically politically homeless

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Like every cop, Batman doesn't live in the community where he works, but rather commutes from out of town and parks his stupid car on the sidewalk.

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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026

sure yeah, can't even make a stick figure without fucking up and no one at the company gives enough of a shit to even give it another pass but go ahead and take my money so i can use this lazy shit technology every day too

ad for some AI company called evenfall
copy says "meet derek. ai every day. always hitting a wall. then he found evenfall"
the only graphic is a stick figure holding... a tablet maybe? he's missing an arm

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