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I really gotta figure out what to put here. she/her

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a crow’s face. It says, “I AM DEATH’S MESSENGER”.
In panel two, we see the same crow’s face. It continues, “YOUR TIME IS NEAR”.
In panel four, we see the crow awkwardly hopping away from a stick figure.
In panel five, we see the grim reaper with the crow perched on his hand. The grim reaper says, “So you should probably fly away dramatically instead.”
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
On this Halloween, I remind you once again that the Monster Mash is a story of capitalist exploitation of the subjugated monster classes, and you should probably be boycotting it. Let's consider the facts:
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 02/10/2026
The chart explains AI hype more than any chart that's ever been charted.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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IggyMaid @iggymaid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OBS Studio versions 32.2.2 and lower are vulnerable to this attack
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ATTENTION CALIFORNIAN WORKERS.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Simon S. Andersen @snakepixel.art · 21/09/2026
Anyway! #pixelart #ドット絵
A pixel-art scene from Street Fighter 3 Third Strike with Lottie the calico cat fighting the character Ruy. She's already cleared the first round with a no-hit perfect. Good job.
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Eye Tea @eye-tea.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well when are you supposed to turn into one of the league’s worst starting QBs then?
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Katherine 🏳️‍⚧️ @quadraticink.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
www.instagram.com/reel/DdcDHRM...
Kirk Herb St., From, MS today video saying that he’s kind of an independent guy right down the middle of the fairway Jack Donaghy from 30 rock saying “that’s republican, we count those”
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tony Sopranos Man has a gunblade from FF8
The whole meme is FF8
Keep that in mind
Tony Soprano selects attack
Paulie with his hand up
FF8 text
"Ay, put that thing away Tone"
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a man sitting at a restaurant table. He is sweating. He says "Y-you have beautiful eyes".
The second panel zooms in on the man's face. He says, "I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous."
In panel three we see that a biblically accurate angel is sitting on the other side of the table.
In panel four we zoom in on the angel's face, who says "BE NOT AFRAID".
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Law & Order in 1996 w/ a pretty elegant portrayal of what the 2026 AI Collapse is going to look like:
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
who gives a shit
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🦇 Katra Scariello, Spooky Apple Audio 🦇🏳️‍⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I've been saying for years that a lot of the modern day democratic party's issues stem from the fact that Hillary Clinton and her allies have never truly conceded that she lost the 2008 primary to Obama. Clinton herself dishonestly maintains *to this day* that she got more votes than Obama in 08.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Very rare to see someone like this with principles
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I didn't need 10 shows from Ed. I needed 2. Two chances to stand in front of 90,000 people and say the words that somehow became too dangerous to
say.
Free Palestine.
But if those words cost me the stage, while turning the conversation back to Palestine, then it was the most successful tour I've ever been on.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
Cloud staring swordsmanly at Shinra Corp
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Eye Tea @eye-tea.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Apparently the era where loving the United States was simply common sense and not a debate was some time between Feb 14, 1859 when Oregon was admitted to the union and Jan 29, 1861 when Kansas was admitted.
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Tamsin the Sword ⚔️ Monster 🧌 @tamsin.reimaginedgirl.com · 13/09/2026
My point here is that there are certain things on which you CANNOT compromise. If you compromise on personhood—just a little bit, just to win the primary—you open the door to dehumanization and genocide. As They Might Be Giants once sang, "can't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding."
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
anyway, the American id understander himself, Hunter S. Thompson, the next week for goddamn ESPN of all places. the party's over, folks.
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."

Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history -- which is no doubt true -- but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a war-time economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.

That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks. The time has come for loyal Americans to Sacrifice. ... Sacrifice. ... Sacrifice. That is the new buzz-word in Washington. But what it means is not entirely clear.
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Quinnie @bittenbovine.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Hey, John! It's your cousin, Marvin Cage! You know that new sound you've been looking for? Well, listen to this.. . . . . . . "
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Once again, there's a reason they won't spell out how we'd go extinct. Are we getting Jurassic Park'd because the AI is reinventing dinosaurs? Are they getting access to the nuclear codes and hypnotizing the president into using them? They are referring to bank/infrastructure hacks and exaggerating.
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✨Sapphire Pyli Rose✨ on Etsy!! @pypixy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's eat or be eaten ⭐ #Kirby #Art #Metroid #Nintendodirect
Fanart for metroid ravenous and kirby. "we're gonna have to eat this guy, Kirby." "POYO <3"
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Amyville Hoyrror @amyhoy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
everyone should watch this. nothing that works this way is conscious.
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
Happy Labor Day, comrades
Miles O'Brien from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine speaking of his ancestor "He was more than a hero.  He was a union man."
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Liz Lemon saying “What a struggle to be born into the new world, huh?” and Jack Donaghy replying “Lemon, it's the time of monsters.”
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Felix Colgrave @felixcolgrave.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Housing Inspection
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Kayleigh McKee 🟡, Blinded my a billion brilliant lights @ghaspey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
LMAO Literally incapable of playing even HALF of one full sized game with these hours, goodbye Cloud Gaming!
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Lunalopex @lunalopex.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ohhh nerevar look look-- this is my favorite part
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Mad D&D monster idea: The gelatinous tesseract. Looks and acts just like a gelatinous cube *except* it extends through the fourth dimension (time). If an adventurer is ingested then fights their way out, roll a d8 to determine which instance they emerge from. /1
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290/
Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
WE GOT THERE WE'RE HERE DECADES LATER AND IT IS STILL ONE OF THE MOST LOVELY AND AFFIRMING BITS OF TRANS STORYTELLING IN A GENRE SHOW
The "Curzon, my beloved old friend" scene from DS9
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026
I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 30/08/2026
Wrong. Goku would simply be disinterested in Road Runner because he displays cunning not strength. Vegeta on the other hand, would spend 5 episodes of B story getting his shit rocked.
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Dead Man's Online @spadetheskeleton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Heads up windows 11 users, microsoft now has this setting enabled by default. Be sure to disable it :]
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
At least in Terminator, the humans all eventually agree letting Skynet kill everybody was bad
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Brian Honan @brianhonan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy Skynet day to all those who celebrate
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Regular Car Reviews @regularcars.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
How to stop Content Harassers and get them to leave you alone. You say these music words and it ruins their ability to make money off the video they shot.
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Kara Buchanan 🏳️‍⚧️ @magicariot.com · 26/08/2026
RIP to a real one. Capitalism will never get you now, comrade. www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_U5...
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Tim Curry as Premier Cherdenko - Space!
YouTube video by Athrun Talan
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