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hailey @hailey.at · 18/09/2026

@safety.bsky.app should suspend accounts that are obviously llms but do not have the bot tag. i don’t need “tech lead and cto” in bio replying to me with claudisms

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 10/09/2026

Raising kids: - requires a lot of money - takes 18 years - exhausting Raising a demigod from the netherworld: - requires an occult ritual - takes 18 minutes (give or take, depends on how up on ancient Sumerian you are) - thrilling

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/08/2026

if spreadsheet people was ever meant as an insult, i am reclaiming it. my columns and rows are beautiful even if others don't see what i see within them

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Anuj Ahooja @quillmatiq.com · 24/07/2026

I really really really really really really really really don't need or want to learn anything about Asmongold

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I respect France's commitment to not working on a holiday.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 03/06/2026

Karma's out there on a permanent vacation and the rest of us are stuck here toiling.

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kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Stop trying to help. You can't fly this submarine.

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kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Being able to detect "AI" compositions is the new millenial's skillset based on years of sussing out phishing & scam emails...

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kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

You make a spaghetti taco once and suddenly you no longer are allowed input on what to eat

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Tallgirl6234 @tallgirl6234.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

It was not on my 2025 bingo card to see an Ocean’s Eleven–level jewelry heist at the Louvre. The rest of us are watching the economy collapse, but apparently someone’s already turned their “disaster planning fund” into a full-on retirement strategy.

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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 19/10/2025

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 01/10/2025

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 29/09/2025

I hear *someone* is having a sale next week. I guess they have to try and recoup some of that $2.5 billion they’re forking over for *checks notes* being deceptive? Who would’ve thought? Feels like Oct 7 & 8 will be prime days to support independent bookstores. 😌

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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Well don't I feel stupid

A headline about the James Webb Telescope potentially finding a new stellar object dubbed a black hole star

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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

"Canada Post is on track to lose money" Hum. Duh. It cost less than a toonie to send a letter across Canada. "Canada Post is a service and not a business" was common knowledge until late stage capitalism brain rotted most people into think if it ain't making money for shareholders, it's failing.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 23/09/2025

Next time you see some influencer bragging about how many mortals they’ve enthralled or how big their army of undead henchmen is, just remember not everything you read on the internet is true. You’re doing great. Satan loves you.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 20/09/2025

It’s always inherited trauma and never inherited Gothic castle in the Transylvanian mountains.

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Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

The best word in any language is the Dutch word for toaster: Broodrooster Thank you, and good night.

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Alex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 19/09/2025

virtually attending a workshop tonight and instructor mentioned using chatGPT to search for something if google isn't helping and i do not care that i am insufferable anymore i have simply accepted i am the insufferable guy everyone knows when it comes to this shit

me sending a message in a zoom chat:

Obligatory mention that chatGPT isn’t a search engine—it assembles what it thinks are the most likely words to go together based on information scraped from the internet, so it may give you false information (and definitely will eventually, if you use it often enough) so make sure to verify everything it tells you!

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Anders ✨️ @guidingbolt.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

No context but one of the best forms of humour is irony 💀

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 02/09/2025

Do I battle my own demons? No. Do I have a peaceable agreement with my demons wherein they agree to mostly be chill publicly if I let ‘em rage privately? 100%

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/08/2025

Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”

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kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Old white men are going to be the death of everyone

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 27/08/2025

All bodies are good bodies. Take pride in your scales and razor-sharp claws. Your dozens of pulsing eyes, blacker than the void itself, are lovely. Don’t be ashamed of your enormous tentacles, moist and writhing as you grope for a billionaire’s yacht. To me you are perfect.

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kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Why do drink companies choose to name their flavours something that's wildly unrecognizable, like "Cosmic Stardust" - what the hell is that supposed to taste like, patchouli?

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 01/08/2025

Women will say they just want a “quick little peek” in the antique shop, and then come out an hour later with an enchanted locket that devours the souls of their adversaries.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 31/07/2025

You are always one decision away from leaving society for the ominous lure of a dense forest occupied by a powerful supernatural entity.

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⊹˚ Jen .ᐟ 🎃 @lilpinkfrog.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Yeah I’m not listening to any IGN game review on cozy games. I’ll wait until ACTUAL cozy gamers start making their reviews before I write off Tales of the Shire.

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Nicole Filippone, Autistic Advocate & Author @nicolefilippone.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

I don't know who needs to see this, but many autistic people learn to mask their meltdowns too. It's why meltdowns tend to be much more visible in children and you probably wouldn't be able to identify an autistic meltdown in an adult if you saw one.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 20/07/2025

It’s always: * baby * sweetie * darling And never: * devourer of souls * unspeakable fiend * bringer of oblivion

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kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

I was told I have a speech impediment in my ears

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Ashley C. Ford @smashfizzle.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Shoutout to unmasking and discovering you’re kind of mean lol

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 12/07/2025

A plague upon the tyrant

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Kenney @kenney.nl · 04/07/2025

I changed the way I work a couple of months ago to follow this advice, it made a big difference and my productivity went up by miles. (I don't know who made this image, if you do, let me know so they can be credited)

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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 09/07/2025

📚Friends don’t let friends buy books from Amazon📚

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