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kenzy 🇨🇦

@exumbra.bsky.social
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Suffered & survived that which is 'the states'

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hailey @hailey.at · 18/09/2026
@safety.bsky.app should suspend accounts that are obviously llms but do not have the bot tag. i don’t need “tech lead and cto” in bio replying to me with claudisms
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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 10/09/2026
Raising kids: - requires a lot of money - takes 18 years - exhausting Raising a demigod from the netherworld: - requires an occult ritual - takes 18 minutes (give or take, depends on how up on ancient Sumerian you are) - thrilling
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/08/2026
if spreadsheet people was ever meant as an insult, i am reclaiming it. my columns and rows are beautiful even if others don't see what i see within them
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Anuj Ahooja @quillmatiq.com · 24/07/2026
I really really really really really really really really don't need or want to learn anything about Asmongold
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I respect France's commitment to not working on a holiday.
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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 03/06/2026
Karma's out there on a permanent vacation and the rest of us are stuck here toiling.
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kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Stop trying to help. You can't fly this submarine.
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kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Being able to detect "AI" compositions is the new millenial's skillset based on years of sussing out phishing & scam emails...
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kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
You make a spaghetti taco once and suddenly you no longer are allowed input on what to eat
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Aerithgirl @aerithgirl.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I talk to Americans (derogatory) daily and they are all ostrich-ing, saying that the news is too much, or legitimately don't have a clue what's going on there.
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Tallgirl6234 @tallgirl6234.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
It was not on my 2025 bingo card to see an Ocean’s Eleven–level jewelry heist at the Louvre. The rest of us are watching the economy collapse, but apparently someone’s already turned their “disaster planning fund” into a full-on retirement strategy.
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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 19/10/2025
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 01/10/2025
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I don't let the few speak for all. I surely don't want to separate.
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kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Cannot fault a one of them. Truly wonderful to see!
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 29/09/2025
I hear *someone* is having a sale next week. I guess they have to try and recoup some of that $2.5 billion they’re forking over for *checks notes* being deceptive? Who would’ve thought? Feels like Oct 7 & 8 will be prime days to support independent bookstores. 😌
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kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
🎶Fit check for my napalm era
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Well don't I feel stupid
A headline about the James Webb Telescope potentially finding a new stellar object dubbed a black hole star
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
"Canada Post is on track to lose money" Hum. Duh. It cost less than a toonie to send a letter across Canada. "Canada Post is a service and not a business" was common knowledge until late stage capitalism brain rotted most people into think if it ain't making money for shareholders, it's failing.
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kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Would you care to share for alternate opinions?
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
rapture happened if you can read this you are gay
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kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Exquisite! Brilliance at its finest!
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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 23/09/2025
Next time you see some influencer bragging about how many mortals they’ve enthralled or how big their army of undead henchmen is, just remember not everything you read on the internet is true. You’re doing great. Satan loves you.
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kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
*Lit'rally* the worst.
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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 20/09/2025
It’s always inherited trauma and never inherited Gothic castle in the Transylvanian mountains.
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RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
The best word in any language is the Dutch word for toaster: Broodrooster Thank you, and good night.
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 19/09/2025
virtually attending a workshop tonight and instructor mentioned using chatGPT to search for something if google isn't helping and i do not care that i am insufferable anymore i have simply accepted i am the insufferable guy everyone knows when it comes to this shit
me sending a message in a zoom chat:

Obligatory mention that chatGPT isn’t a search engine—it assembles what it thinks are the most likely words to go together based on information scraped from the internet, so it may give you false information (and definitely will eventually, if you use it often enough) so make sure to verify everything it tells you!
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U.S. Federal Department of Propaganda @usfdop.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
And now I think you're stalking me - I was just going to tell you how my camera lines up with his head and makes it more crazy looking
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kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
This feels like a challenge... But I am le tired
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 15/09/2025
Me as of late 🦝 #art #comic #raccoon
Comic of a lazy round raccoon 

"Today we observe the raccoon, they stay up all night, usually eating junk, and are kinda round."
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kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I'm just living vi-llian-cariously through you, if that's alright
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kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Even if it wasn't, it'll probably be leveraged as such to try and spin the advantage
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kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
fucking cackling!
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Anders ✨️ @guidingbolt.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
No context but one of the best forms of humour is irony 💀
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kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Some would say that it's Golden?
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kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I'm not saying full-out front-page ads in every paper, but instead not withholding their details if or when pressed, unlike how you'd likely protect and preserve the rights of the other people in that club who aren't actively working to harm others.
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kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I think if they're a hypocrite and choose to, whether by action or inaction, harm a community they're actually associated with themselves then they forfeit the right of privacy and safety upon themselves because they wish to impact the rights of others of the same.
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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 02/09/2025
Do I battle my own demons? No. Do I have a peaceable agreement with my demons wherein they agree to mostly be chill publicly if I let ‘em rage privately? 100%
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kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Fuckin eh, spoken like a true Sask fan
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kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
In fairness, the way they (collective aboministration) speedrun atrocities, maybe they could skip to the self-administration of cessation of life... 🤞 Off to find a shooting star to wish upon
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kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Sponsored trash and "ai" results ruin everything
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