Reposted by kenzy 🇨🇦hailey @hailey.at · 18/09/2026@safety.bsky.app should suspend accounts that are obviously llms but do not have the bot tag. i don’t need “tech lead and cto” in bio replying to me with claudisms 2230419
Reposted by kenzy 🇨🇦Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 10/09/2026Raising kids: - requires a lot of money - takes 18 years - exhausting Raising a demigod from the netherworld: - requires an occult ritual - takes 18 minutes (give or take, depends on how up on ancient Sumerian you are) - thrilling 2111
Reposted by kenzy 🇨🇦Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn. 6979511450
Reposted by kenzy 🇨🇦lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/08/2026if spreadsheet people was ever meant as an insult, i am reclaiming it. my columns and rows are beautiful even if others don't see what i see within them 811989186
Reposted by kenzy 🇨🇦Anuj Ahooja @quillmatiq.com · 24/07/2026I really really really really really really really really don't need or want to learn anything about Asmongold 5342
Reposted by kenzy 🇨🇦maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I respect France's commitment to not working on a holiday. 115111492404
Reposted by kenzy 🇨🇦Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 03/06/2026Karma's out there on a permanent vacation and the rest of us are stuck here toiling. 0133
kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Being able to detect "AI" compositions is the new millenial's skillset based on years of sussing out phishing & scam emails... 020
kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 22/05/2026You make a spaghetti taco once and suddenly you no longer are allowed input on what to eat 010
kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 30/10/2025I talk to Americans (derogatory) daily and they are all ostrich-ing, saying that the news is too much, or legitimately don't have a clue what's going on there. 010
Reposted by kenzy 🇨🇦Tallgirl6234 @tallgirl6234.bsky.social · 20/10/2025It was not on my 2025 bingo card to see an Ocean’s Eleven–level jewelry heist at the Louvre. The rest of us are watching the economy collapse, but apparently someone’s already turned their “disaster planning fund” into a full-on retirement strategy. 521219
Reposted by kenzy 🇨🇦Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 19/10/2025the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist 204176523972
Reposted by kenzy 🇨🇦Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 01/10/2025We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25. 647249378241
kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 02/10/2025I don't let the few speak for all. I surely don't want to separate. 010
Reposted by kenzy 🇨🇦Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 29/09/2025I hear *someone* is having a sale next week. I guess they have to try and recoup some of that $2.5 billion they’re forking over for *checks notes* being deceptive? Who would’ve thought? Feels like Oct 7 & 8 will be prime days to support independent bookstores. 😌 12691222
Reposted by kenzy 🇨🇦Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2025"Canada Post is on track to lose money" Hum. Duh. It cost less than a toonie to send a letter across Canada. "Canada Post is a service and not a business" was common knowledge until late stage capitalism brain rotted most people into think if it ain't making money for shareholders, it's failing. 261209285
Reposted by kenzy 🇨🇦regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 23/09/2025rapture happened if you can read this you are gay 642646590
Reposted by kenzy 🇨🇦Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 23/09/2025Next time you see some influencer bragging about how many mortals they’ve enthralled or how big their army of undead henchmen is, just remember not everything you read on the internet is true. You’re doing great. Satan loves you. 0211
Reposted by kenzy 🇨🇦Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 20/09/2025It’s always inherited trauma and never inherited Gothic castle in the Transylvanian mountains. 13616
Reposted by kenzy 🇨🇦Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 19/09/2025The best word in any language is the Dutch word for toaster: Broodrooster Thank you, and good night. 8609
Reposted by kenzy 🇨🇦AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 19/09/2025virtually attending a workshop tonight and instructor mentioned using chatGPT to search for something if google isn't helping and i do not care that i am insufferable anymore i have simply accepted i am the insufferable guy everyone knows when it comes to this shit 172069435
kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 16/09/2025And now I think you're stalking me - I was just going to tell you how my camera lines up with his head and makes it more crazy looking 010
Reposted by kenzy 🇨🇦Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 15/09/2025Me as of late 🦝 #art #comic #raccoon 152552722
kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 14/09/2025I'm just living vi-llian-cariously through you, if that's alright 020
kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Even if it wasn't, it'll probably be leveraged as such to try and spin the advantage 050
Reposted by kenzy 🇨🇦Anders ✨️ @guidingbolt.bsky.social · 10/09/2025No context but one of the best forms of humour is irony 💀 05510
kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 05/09/2025I'm not saying full-out front-page ads in every paper, but instead not withholding their details if or when pressed, unlike how you'd likely protect and preserve the rights of the other people in that club who aren't actively working to harm others. 010
kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 05/09/2025I think if they're a hypocrite and choose to, whether by action or inaction, harm a community they're actually associated with themselves then they forfeit the right of privacy and safety upon themselves because they wish to impact the rights of others of the same. 110
Reposted by kenzy 🇨🇦Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 02/09/2025Do I battle my own demons? No. Do I have a peaceable agreement with my demons wherein they agree to mostly be chill publicly if I let ‘em rage privately? 100% 0283
kenzy 🇨🇦 @exumbra.bsky.social · 31/08/2025In fairness, the way they (collective aboministration) speedrun atrocities, maybe they could skip to the self-administration of cessation of life... 🤞 Off to find a shooting star to wish upon 030