Sign in

RobTheChick

@robthechick.bsky.social
454 followers 82 following 2K posts

Our Lady of Perpetual Increase in Volume linktr.ee/RobTheChick

PostsRepliesMedia
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 15h
A crime has been committed.
140
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 15h
May be my best thumbnail yet
490
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 20h
My car has an electrical problem. Girl, please don't do this to me.
static.klipy.com
I Don't Think Now Is The Best Time!
ALT: I Don't Think Now Is The Best Time!
000
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 21h
IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
120
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 21h
Something about a pot and a kettle comes to mind. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/oc...
theguardian.com
Nicolas Cage calls Marvel movies ‘a glorified WWE’ with over-50s in ‘ridiculous outfits’
Star of Spider-Noir told fan convention he ‘spoke with love’ at seeing gifted actors for ever gearing up for superhero fight scenes
020
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 23h
I already think the death penalty should be abolished, but situations like this just enforce that belief. This woman, who was sentenced to death after a 1st degree murder conviction simply because she had just turned 18, was isolated for decades and then TN botches the execution.
120
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 23h
Alternative headline - Idaho Law Allows Cult Members to Treat Children as Disposable
120
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lady on the lake~
150
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Spooky Lake Month can't come soon enough. I need soothing, watery facts to repair my nerves.
000
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I respect a shark's right to bite people in the ocean. That's their house.
070
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's insane to me that men have started weaponizing the First Amendment to harass people just going about their day. What a tiring time to be alive.
020
Reposted by RobTheChick
Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
2958961389
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I answered the phone and the man on the other end started by saying "I am the son of Sam [surname], can I drop his car off tomorrow?" Maybe workshop a different introduction, my guy.
120
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got called a smart aleck on Facebook Marketplace, but the guy spelled it "smart ellet." I could have been a real smart aleck at that point, but I chose mercy.
151
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They tried to put her on the cover of Vogue but her legs were just too long
050
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have two trucks listed on Facebook Marketplace that are rear-wheel drive. Both say that they're RWD in the listing, but literally everyone who messaged asked if it was 4WD. So I put big red letters on the first photos that they were RWD. Everyone who messaged still asked if it was 4WD.
450
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh cool, somebody sent a customer off on a test drive in a vehicle that we bought specifically for them without any gas and they got stranded on the side of the highway. Happy Monday.
3110
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do I feel like Taylor Swift gets a disproportionate amount of hate and discourse because she has the nerve to be a wildly successful young woman? Yes. Is Cleveland a weird and unpleasant song? Yes.
020
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me and Rex watching Pyra destroy a 10-in. bully stick in less than 5 minutes
110
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MP3 users, if your solution to the acquisition problem is piracy, you may have missed the point.
000
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm pretty annoyed that I can't get a cheap Guitar Hero controller.
020
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When I was visiting my sister I realized that there are, in fact, two Culkins who act.
120
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Taylor Swift's new song Cleveland is another point validating my theory that this downturn in her career is because of Travis Kelce. Not because she's in love, but because I think he's probably conservative.
010
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Saw a maha guy on TikTok that was like "Vaccines are poisoning us and *I* know the solution." His solution was radium. He's drinking radium water.
230
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
IT'S SPORTS. CHILDREN'S SPORTS. WHO. FUCKING. CARESSSSS IF ONE OR TWO TRANS KIDS WIN SOMETHING.
110
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's none of my fucking business.
000
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh look, the Phantom of the Opera got a new novelization. For some reason.
110
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Day 960 of telling Bluesky that I’m not a furry.
160
Reposted by RobTheChick
Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky
ina garten in a witch hat saying “If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.”
464747815
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my toxic traits is that I think I'm better than people who have to go to a piercer to change their septum rings.
000
Reposted by RobTheChick
Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
nathan fielder: you're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on a gray checked background looking totally full of shit:
why would I decieve you?
72644429
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Godzilla full frontal or shut up, you COWARDS
010
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All social sites need a specific "not interested because it's ai generated" button
120
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sarah and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. The last time I checked this had 21 parts. IT'S 66 NOW.
000
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh I saw an ad for an ai oracle deck made from a photo of the purchaser's pet and now I need to be cleansed.
100
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Xbox: "Hey so we fucked up a lot recently."
000
Reposted by RobTheChick
Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 23/09/2026
Excited to reflect, absorb, and emit light EXTRA WELL today ✨💃⚡️ #BiVisibilityDay
6711103
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nathan!!!!!!
010
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel like I've blocked Kalshi on TikTok at least three times.
010
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm obsessed with the way this dog is
030
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The process of designing an ad is basically "I hate it I hate it I kinda like it I REALLY hate it That's fine, I guess"
040
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My sister's household is the bougie kind where they snack on cheeses and wine while cooking and I miss that. I don't even have a cheese board, much less an assortment of cheese utensils.
120
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In today's episode of "Everything is Bad," TikTok is experimenting with removing the scrub bar on the main feed -_-
110
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Rural America hating NYC and California is wild. That's where most of America happens.
010
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My TikTok algorithm has gone fucking insane. The things I have seen have been completely against my will.
010
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sister!
290
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
static.klipy.com
Seth Meyers: I Am Nothing
ALT: Seth Meyers: I Am Nothing
130
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me when the time limit that I set up stops the doomscroll
static.klipy.com
Captain Holt's Iconic "How Dare You" Reaction
ALT: Captain Holt's Iconic "How Dare You" Reaction
000
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bad news everyone, we started a new DnD campaign and my character is the only one without a pet.
210
RobTheChick @robthechick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The first one is giving Silksong
021