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@extrasauce.bsky.social
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Writer | Photographer | Philly's worst poet | Pushcart nominated a few times | Former podcaster | I ran a hockey blog once. Sorry

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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Sauce @extrasauce.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
So bored I opened bluesky
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Sauce @extrasauce.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Do you think jobs check people bluesy now?
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Sauce @extrasauce.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Smacking a hornets nest a bunch of times and going "typical hornets, always stinging me for no reason."
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Sauce @extrasauce.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Yeah man, show us the high road!
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Sauce @extrasauce.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Weekend
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Sauce @extrasauce.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Starting my day at 6:30pm for some reason.
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Sauce @extrasauce.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I made a big sandwich
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Sauce @extrasauce.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I see this app really has shit figured out.
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Sauce @extrasauce.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Go Germany I guess?
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Sauce @extrasauce.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Keep honking, I'm going to... [remembers killing myself jokes are funny] ... kill myself.
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Sauce @extrasauce.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Nothing like a good burn to really ... really contemplate death.
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draglikepull @draglikepull.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I guess it *was* the Corsi Hockey League
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*regirock noises* @meowzaki.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
god please take all of my pain and continue giving it directly to carter hart 🫶🏻
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I pulled this picture off Instagram eight years ago and always said I’d post it when he won the Cup. Of course, I was assuming it would be with the Flyers, but I stay true to my word. Shayne Gostisbehere, YOU are a Stanley Cup champion!
Shayne Gostisbehere is scowling/smirking at the camera with the middle finger on his right hand raised. The text above his head reads “To all the haters, he did it!!”
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Sauce @extrasauce.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
TsuShiMaMiRe at Kung Fu Necktie 5.30.26
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Sauce @extrasauce.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
TsuShiMaMiRe at Kung Fu Necktie 5.30.26
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 17/02/2026
“dad died so we can do seeded rolls now”-pats
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After 96 years, Pat’s King of Steaks is changing how it makes cheesesteaks
Change has come to South Ninth Street. Pat's has modified its cheesesteak griddling technique to match the newer-generation shops. It's offering seeded rolls, too.
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Sauce @extrasauce.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Good, die
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Don’t play with it. Don’t yell at it. That’s feeding it. Literally. Block it.
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kevbo9 @kevbo9.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
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Sauce @extrasauce.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Happy Birthday to the hottest bitch in the lots @jawnbreaker.bsky.social
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.406 Press @406press.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
One month ago, @beansbaker5.bsky.social’s SHORT RELIEF was published! Get a copy here: 406press.com/product/shor...
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Short Relief - .406 Press
Short Relief by Ben Shahon is available now.
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Lane Chambers 🍉 @lanechambers.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Assuming you're not intentionally a transphobe, please just ditch Harry Potter. There's plenty of much, MUCH better-written fantasy made by authors who aren't absolute shit. And if you ARE intentionally a transphobe, kindly either fuck off or educate yourself, whichever you're capable of.
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
THAT NEW CHESAPEAKE OYSTER CATCHERS LOGO MY GOODNESS
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Marc Fischer @marc-fischer.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
The USPS is being threatened with massive layoffs and privatization. I made these postcards which—when mailed—will be seen by mail handlers, scanners, carriers and the recipient. I just printed 3,000 more. Order cheaply from halfletterpress.com or message me your email for the PDF to print them.
A black postcard design with white text reading:
TRUMP wants to KILL the US POSTAL SERVICE / Say NO to USPS PRIVATIZATIONThe back of a postcard with text reading:

The US Postal Service:
Is not motivated by profit.
Is mandated to provide service to every zip code 
including affordable service for rural areas.
Is used for mail-in ballots.
Is in the Constitution. (Read: ArtI.S8.C7.1 for
historical background on postal power.
Promotes Diversity and Inclusion:
Employees are 21% African-American; 8% Hispanic; 
8% Asian-American/Pacific Islander; 
.67% American Indian or Alaska Native.

You can:
Use USPS for shipping.
Buy stamps and use them.
Order from businesses that ship with USPS.
Stop ordering from Amazon.
Call your Representatives.
Find your reps by using www.5calls.org.
Tell postal workers you love them.
Tell postal workers you have their backs.
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Trains Trams Tracks @trainstramstracks.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
New video showing a cyclist cycling over a Tesla Cybertruck parked in a bus lane.
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Sauce @extrasauce.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
His name was Ronald Reagan
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Sauce @extrasauce.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
This and a gun
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JAKE @publishedbyjake.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Friday night of AWP, 11pm, Original Tommy Burger at Beverly and Rampart. JAKE's unofficial Offsite. Be there or be square.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/11/2024
I do not listen to him. In fact I have him blocked. I had him blocked on the old site for years. He is not published in any major newspapers I read or on news stations I watch. He exists to me solely through angry screencaps taken from web forums I am no longer on. It is time to break the cycle
A matthew yglesias tweet I did not read that was screencapped and brought over here, for no clearly identifiable reason
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 06/03/2025
Do not, under any circumstances, scan a QR that's just posted in public. If you don't know *for sure* where it goes to, do not scan it. Also don't RSVP to a protest, like ?? The organizers don't need an advance headcount for food being served. There's no reason to RSVP other than to collect data
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Sauce @extrasauce.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I'll be honest with you, I don't even know who's on the Flyers.
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Sauce @extrasauce.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
They're trying so hard. Mormon ass smear campaign
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Sauce @extrasauce.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
For the whole month leading up to the superbowl, there were hours long delays because there weren't enough operators. Be real.
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
same
Screenshot in the battle subway in Pokémon Black and White in which an NPC says “I am bad and stupid, but I am very serious about Pokemon.”
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Not related to my previous tweet, but here's a new thing as hot off the presses as can be: wafflefried.com/tell-me-im-b...
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Tell Me I’m Being Punk’d - Waffle Fried
It’s been an hour since you went in for surgery that could save your life, and they’re telling me it’s too early to worry. It’s been two hours since your went in for surgery that could save you, and t...
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Sauce @extrasauce.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Convinced when anyone says "decline in inflation" they're just making shit up. You can say inflation is down when shit costs the same as in the 80s
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Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
elon musk, the world's richest man, unilaterally deciding that lifesaving relief for children on the verge of starvation is "wasteful" while he personally reaps hundreds of millions from the us government, makes me feel things i cannot write on the internet.
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Suki DN ♡ @gardevoir.online · 25/02/2025
"a doula is an italian yugioh player" is an all timer Certified Good Joke, trumped only by the immediately following "if you're listening at home, a doula is a birth witch"
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Eli Fastow, PhD @ejfastow.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
The free city of Philadelphia stays excellent
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Lauren Rinaldi @laurenrinaldi.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
In Pennsylvania you have to work 2.5 hrs making minimum wage to buy eggs
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JAKE @publishedbyjake.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
CHEAP CHAPS, GET YOUR CHEAP CHAPS HERE!!! WE GOT CLOWNS, WE GOT HEADACHES, WE GOT MOTION, WE GOT COLOR, WE GOT IT ALL. ONLY 8.75 FOR PHYSICAL COPIES AND 3.75 FOR EBOOKS! jakethemag.square.site/shop/books/P...
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Sauce @extrasauce.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I am once again justified in completely ignoring national based sports events and thinking they're lame, even.
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Sauce @extrasauce.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Eating a bunch of marbles and shit for breakfast, I see.
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Sauce @extrasauce.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
That's great, thats like ... exactly what they want to happen
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