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Alex, he/they. Just enjoying this grand adventure we call posting

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soylent moon @externalelms.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
apartheid in a pear tree
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soylent moon @externalelms.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Tis better to have snoozed and lost than never to have snoozed at all
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soylent moon @externalelms.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
I have a disease where I have to give my friends custom bespoke spreadsheets of media recommendations or I’ll die
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soylent moon @externalelms.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
if you look like this dm me
Miss Langtree from Over the Garden Wall with one eyebrow raised incredulously
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
i think computers can already do pretty much everything i want them to now. we can stop coming up with new ones
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🟢RNGundam @rngundam.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ (1986) Episode 43 - The Girl From Core 3, Part 2 18:48.235
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The Town That Dreaded @sundownmcmoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
Art made to celebrate the 30th anniversary Victory Gundam! WIENERS FOREVER
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Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
this feels newly-relevant today: “It is a bad habit of the soul to celebrate anyone's death…but there are some people whose deaths come as a relief…because justice was never served for the acts of such a person. And relief is the closest thing to justice that people will experience.”
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Greliz @greliz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
So I needed a new sacrifice for m'lair. So I decided to go to the Underworld, which is what they called Alefgard in those days. So I tied a moonwort bulb to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the Everbird cost six orbs, and in those days, orbs had dragons on 'em. Gimme six drago
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 28/11/2024
20 YEARS AGO, THE INTERNET WAS AN ESCAPE FROM THE REAL WORLD
TODAY
Ketamine is an escape 
FROM THE INTERNET.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 27/11/2024
I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 28/11/2024
My favorite holiday tradition is that on black Friday I go around to all your parents' houses and turn motion smoothing back on
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soylent moon @externalelms.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
I have a disease where I have to give my friends custom bespoke spreadsheets of media recommendations or I’ll die
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soylent moon @externalelms.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
i’m dreaming of a wet christmas
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Andre Braugher, the actor who starred in “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” and “Homicide: Life on the Street,” has died. He was 61.
huffpost.com
'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' Actor Andre Braugher Dies At 61
Braugher also played Frank Pembleton on “Homicide: Life on the Street.”
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Steve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
Reminder about the best answer ever given to one of those obnoxious hypotheticals.
Screenshot of the time K Thor Jensen asked Matt Walsh if Matt would suck every ape's dick to save one human.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
it could have been so good...
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 10/11/2023
Happy Circulatory System Wandering Through the Kitchen Day to all who celebrate!
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 02/11/2023
jaya just walked in here, saw this, and asked “is that the goo guy”
odo the goo guy himself.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/11/2023
i have gotten grief from mcu fans for describing the recent run of movies and shows as “slop” but it is very clear that disney thinks that its audiences are hogs that will slurp up anything they’re fed
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 31/10/2023
How the “game” works, as revealed today, is somehow even more insane than the screenshot
polygon.com
Silent Hill: Ascension’s pricing explained ahead of Halloween premiere
Download the app to participate or just watch the Silent Hill horror play out
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soylent moon @externalelms.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
Say what you will about America, $7 gets you a LOT of ladybugs
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hermanos. @iamdavidbrothers.com · 28/10/2023
watching mecha anime with funnels and building model kits with funnels
Two tarot cards side by side. On the left is the seven of swords, with a figure in a tunic carrying swords while looking over their shoulder; on the right is the nine of swords, featuring a robed person sitting up in bed covering their face with their hands in front of wall-mounted swords.
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dizzy bizzy @betsarooni.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
all cops are bitchass lil babies
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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
the ideal woman has large venomous fangs
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
turning a big dial taht says "civilian deaths" on it back and forth between “we gave them ample warning” and “hamas did it” and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
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soylent moon @externalelms.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
just in case them being ugly as shit wasn’t enough to keep you from buying them
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
How do 1 million people evacuate anywhere in 24 hours? Especially when they have nowhere specifically to evacuate to?
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Jason Singingpigs of Pipeline @singingpigs.online · 12/10/2023
“In The Last of Us Part II's Seattle, Scars and Wolves hurt each other terribly, and the same can be said about Israel and Palestine. **The difference is that when flashes of violence abate and the smoke clears, one side continues to live freely and prosper, while the other goes back to a life of occupation and humiliation.** One side continues to expand while the other continues to lose the land it needs to live. Imagining this process as some kind of symmetric cycle benefits one side more than the other, and allows it to continue.”
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em unfaithful (faithful version) @revengeem.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
Unprovoked is certainly a word choice.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 29/09/2023
Saw the Feinstein news and my first reaction was to make a juggalo-like “whoop whoop” noise. Not really sure what that says about me.
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Alan Henry @halophoenix.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
If you truly believe that Atlas Shrugged is even remotely important in the context of 20th century literature, or even remotely important at all ideologically, I beg you to read more books.
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
Wisdom appreciation
Four panel comic: 

Panel 1: Momo and Forg are sitting on their pink table. Momo asks “do you ever just sit and think..”
Panel 2: before Momo can finish his question Forg simply replies “no”. He has a very blank expression on his face and smiles.
Panel 3: momo answers “oh”
Panel 4: momo has holds his stumpy hands under his chin in a pensive position and he thinks to himself “god, he’s so very wise”
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
it IS pretty funny that there were all of those anonymous quotes from executives being like "we'll see how strong these writers are when there's no CHRISTMAS this year!!!" and then they immediately lost $500 million and caved before October
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
im right
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 18/09/2023
I want this for me.
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sad bug @sadbug.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
sorry about my main character syndrome it's just that i'm only alive for a few days
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soylent moon @externalelms.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
There were only enough planes to collapse one building, but by God’s miracle one became two
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soylent moon @externalelms.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
if you look like this dm me
Miss Langtree from Over the Garden Wall with one eyebrow raised incredulously
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Squat Erry Day @implicitpower.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
Control (2019)
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soylent moon @externalelms.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
main character syndrome? no, i have comic relief syndrome
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zammy @zammydraws.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
When the mech hits your eye with a giant laser canon, that's a(r)m(ored c)ore
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/09/2023
jimmy buffett a king
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