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Chris Lamb

@expertologist.bsky.social
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London-based game designer. He/Him. A sad, old hamburger waiter prattling on about sauces.

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Chris Lamb @expertologist.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Watching Two Towers and love this dude just realising he’s super into Elves.
Guy at Helm’s Deep watching the Elven archers arrive and having something awakened in him.
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Andy Diggle @andydiggle.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
30 Rock "What a week" meme:
"What a year, huh?"
"Lemon, it's January 3rd."
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I choose to take this as a positive omen. (As named and drawn by Paul Kidby, illustrator of Discworld.)
A heraldic-style portrait of the Year of the Curious Squid. The squid looks somewhat startled, and has a green body with blue tentacles and a blue stripe along its mantle
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Chris Lamb @expertologist.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I beat Connor Oberst in a dive bar air hockey tournament.
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
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Chris Lamb @expertologist.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I can’t recommend this book enough. Get yourself and/or someone/everyone you know a great present and jump on this.
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Chris Lamb @expertologist.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Last Year we were in the US to to see my family for Christmas, and at Target on the 26th there was a young woman in front of us at the checkout buying nothing but condoms, lube, protein bars, and Gatorade, and I have so much respect for her and hope she’s have a great holiday again this year.
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I think the fundamental gap here is that non-creative people think that creative people make things for the end product, when in fact it’s the act of creation and not the end point that makes it worthwhile.
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Quinns @itsquinns.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Hey all! I know from personal experience the holidays can suck. Until Jan 10th, if you sign up to the Quinns Quest Patreon with the code 239CE, you get 90% off, which is the most I can discount. I make $0, the final 10% is Patreon's cut 🎄🎁❄️ www.patreon.com/qquest
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Get more from Quinns Quest on Patreon
Covering tabletop roleplaying games
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
This is incredible.
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Get 4 issues of Wyrd Science, the world’s best currently published tabletop game magazine that is mainly about RPGs but also covers boardgames & wargames & films & bands & books & art & toys &, well, you get the idea, for just £25 and treat someone you love to THE GIFT OF READING this Christmas!
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Issue 3-6 Mega Bundle!
Get up to speed with our super mega value bundle. Issues 3-6, that's around 450 pages of high quality in depth writing on every aspect of tabletop games and the world around them.
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
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Chris Lamb @expertologist.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I have one of these of our cat as a shady accountant, and we love it. Get ‘em while you can.
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 27/11/2025
thinking of her today
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Ghost Planet @ghostplanet.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Happy Birthday to the incredible @amerrill2.bsky.social . Co-Creator of Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Cartoon Planet and The Brak Show; Voice of Brak, amongst others; Cartoon Network programing and on air superstar, and all in all, I'd like to wish a very Happy Birthday to this guy
Birthday Brak Fanart
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
And did absolutely nothing to stop them.
Headline about tortoise who lived through two world wars
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Danny Deraney @dannyderaney.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
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Dr Allison Andrews’ monster @doctorallisona.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
A comic panel from Watchmen, showing a partially muscled skeleton (Dr Manhattan) screaming in pain in front of two horrified security guards. Text reads: “November 14th: a partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing…”
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Younès ★ @pyrofoux.itch.io · 11/11/2025
Just want you to know that when I asked Geoff why he gave the silent treatment to an open letter written by his own "future of games" program (& co-signed by 3000+ industry peers), he replied: "Because that's my show and nobody gets to tell me how I should use my platform". 💀💀💀
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
If Anthony Horowitz can't come up with a way of revealing James Bond is alive after No Time To Die, he should probably take advice from someone who's used to writing stories set in the outlandish world of James Bond, such as the novelist Anthony Horowitz
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
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Jon Jones @jonjones.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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Chris Lamb @expertologist.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Love each issue of this magazine. Can’t recommend it enough.
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Chris Lamb @expertologist.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Just back from taking the six-yr-old trick-or-treating, and would like to say that if you decorate your house with Halloween stuff and then don’t come to the door or even leave a bowl of candy out, I hope teenagers TP the living fuck out of your house.
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Carli Boo-locci 👻 @carlivelocci.com · 28/10/2025
He did it. He let the monkeys loose. www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7Ap...
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Kids in the Hall - The Monkeys
YouTube video by Rui
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Micaiah Johnson @micaiahjohnson.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Two photos of a seagull stacked on top of each other. In the first the color is normal and he’s bent backwards yelling “fucking” and in the second it’s red washed and he’s leaning forward yelling “yessssss”
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Chris Lamb @expertologist.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Goddamn I feel this in my BONES
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Chris Lamb @expertologist.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Had a dream last night that I met Tracy Morgan and he told me, in strict confidence, that he had a son named Blacula Morgan he was afraid of and sent to live on an island.
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Brian A @bjaudette.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
If you only read one book this year about alien invasion and life or death academic research, make it this one!
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Marceline Leiman is Racing Dinos @marcelineleiman.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Huge kudos to @matthewdunstan.bsky.social for being vulnerable and talking about these issues. Burnout is often one of those things people tell you to just ”push through” to the other side of—but that’s never the answer.
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
It is a high holy day
The "on October 3rd, he asked me what day it was


It's October 3rd" moment from Mean Girls
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Chris Lamb @expertologist.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Thanks to WOKE, I will never get back the minute or so it took to explain to my six-year-old what “non-binary” meant and for him to reply “oh, okay”. I’ve been crying into the special no-no drawer of my heirloom gun cabinet ever since.
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Chris Lamb @expertologist.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
The Sea Captain from Simpsons saying "Yarr! That's gonna replace the whale in my nightmares!"
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Every time the subject of Jimmy Fallon’s spinelessness comes up, I think of this passage from Tina Fey’s Bossypants
66 Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers' room, waiting for the Wednesday night read-through to start.
[...] Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can't remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and loud and
"unladylike"
Jimmy Fallon [...] turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, "Stop that!
It's not cute! I don't like it." Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. "I don't fucking care if you like it." Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit.
With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn't there to be cute. She wasn't there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys' scenes.
She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it.

Tina Fey, Bossypants
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Chris Lamb @expertologist.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Very important: if you are being Raptured please STAY BEING RAPTURED, your place cannot be held by others and you may not be allowed back if you leave for any reason.
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Chris Lamb @expertologist.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
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Chris Lamb @expertologist.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
ME: Welp, it’s late, I’m super tired, time to go to bed BODY: Great idea! Here’s some hiccups ME: No, no, please, this is awful, why would y- BODY: HIIIIIIIIICUUUUPS ME: You’re just hurting both of us, you know BODY: lol, who’s “us”
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Alex M @alex.debonairbear.ca · 06/09/2025
What a shitty thing to say. The absolute disrespect to the source material. I can't imagine anyone with this mindset doing an adaption justice.
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Chris Lamb @expertologist.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
The box for a training potty for small children, with the ad copy “I look & sound like a grown-up toilet”.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
DS9 scene. Rom is a Ferengi hero who has a large bald head and giant ears and lobes that sort of connect to make a unibrow and a ribbed pine cone looking nose. He's wearing a jacket that looks like those lick and stick backsplash tiles you can get at Lowe's. He's pictured here standing in a corridor, talking to someone and holding/reading a PADD. Closed caption reads, "Workers of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains."Alt in pic 1 Happy Labor Day
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
opening a Spirit Halloween where my patience used to be
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Chris Lamb @expertologist.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Oh my god, Game Changer. I so needed a secret episode today and goddamn you delivered.
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Chris Lamb @expertologist.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Thought a car was parked outside with a loud radio or something, but no, it’s just this bowl of cat snoring like an avalanche.
A black cat curled up in her bowl bed, dead to the world.
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BJ ColanGIALLO @bjcolangelo.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I’ve spent all season analyzing why @gamechangershow.bsky.social is the best of the best, and it shouldn’t be a surprise that talking to @samreich.bsky.social about it made everything click into place. My latest feature for @slashfilm.bsky.social. www.slashfilm.com/1937119/best...
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The Best Comedy Series Of 2025 Is The Antidote To Everything You Hate About Streaming - SlashFilm
Dropout's Game Changer is a perfect example of how creative people can cheaply use a classic format to get modern viewers emotionally invested in the outcome.
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Chris Lamb @expertologist.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
This is an excellent read, and I really appreciate the new brain wrinkles.
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Finding out a product has a.i. is like seeing a movie you were excited about get Jared Leto cast in it
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Chris Lamb @expertologist.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Museum exhibit design. I would love that.
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I saw somebody on TikTok using the word 'slopper' as a slur for people who use ChatGPT, and that's a thing we should start doing.
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