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Ewan Mackie

@ewanmackie.bsky.social
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Nerdery, football, nonsense

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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 22h
Is Bash double-cardiganning? Murder is too good for him… #celebritytraitors
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 12/09/2026
Remember: every time you repeat a story about how awfully, terribly dangerous their products are, you help them raise more investment capital, which is a key input for their business (hooking up statistical engines to money-furnaces): peoples-things.ghost.io/youre-doing-...
peoples-things.ghost.io
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 12/09/2026
If you showed up at Defcon and gave talk about how your autonomous malware did something unexpected and damaged someone else's computers, the first question from the audience would be "Why are you so shit at making secure sandboxes?" It wouldn't be "How are you so awesome at making hacking tools?"
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Josh @endormoo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BREAKING: Apple announces the
Screenshot from Spotify of Candy Pink Magic Hole Flip Phone by KiiiKiii
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Amazing work from Royal Mail today.
Royal Mail tracking service page showing unspecified body parts as proof of delivery.
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 04/09/2026
Amazon's own balance sheet presents the most compelling evidence that we are stuck in the Enshittocene, the era in which everything is turning into a pile of shit, because the worst ideas of the worst people now make the most money. 1/
Hieronymus Bosch's 'The Conjuror,' a painting depicting a medieval con artist playing a shell game for an audience of astonished peasant rubes. The image has been altered: the conman now has Jeff Bezos's grinning head, and the mouths of all the peasants have been replaced with inverted Amazon 'Smile' logos, so they are now frowning.

Image:
Steve Jurvestson (modified)
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jeff_Bezos%27_iconic_laugh_crop.jpg

CC BY 2.0
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/deed.en
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
fairyland.substack.com/p/giallobrut... - fun read.
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"Giallobrutalism," or why everything looks like that
Defining the period pop style of the mid-2020s
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Richard V. Hirst @richardvhirst.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Martin Prince with a speech bubble
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This. Saw a “O.O is a misunderstood work of genius” take the other day, and…no.
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
howling at the look on Proper Ronaldo’s face here.
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
#Keywords > 19 July 2026 🎉 I found all 5 words - perfectly! 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 3 🔥 Play streak 42
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Cinema auditoria nowadays are up there with airport departure lounges as utterly deathly spaces. A cafe, a sweet shop, ticket machines…and that’s it. Not even any movie posters.
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Aespa Spicy
ALT: Aespa Spicy
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It’s somehow even more ignominious to be put out of a tournament over three days than the five minutes it took in 2024.
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Liam McLeod glazing Tom Brady…oh no no no…
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=Xhr...
82-0.com
82-0
Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
#Keywords > 31 May 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 2✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 7✗ 💡 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🏆 Win streak 1 🔥 Play streak 3 😡 could get pedantic here. But it’s Sunday, and the sun is shining.
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Saw Twice in Amsterdam tonight. What a show. Louder than Mogwai, more effects than Jeff Wayne. Just spectacular.
View of Twice performing at Ziggo Dome afternoon.
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Robert Dallas Gray @robertdallasgray.com · 24/05/2026
I’ll just reiterate that the entire concept of ‘bubbles’ is a right-wing talking point invented to try to make people feel bad for not wanting to be incessantly exposed to right-wing horseshit. it’s the same as the whining about people not wanting to date them
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Keywords > 23 May 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🔥 Play streak 6 🏆 Win streak 1
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Been a while since I got this excited about new music! #nmixx youtu.be/9G3PFimZPmw?...
youtu.be
NMIXX(엔믹스) “Heavy Serenade” M/V Teaser
YouTube video by JYP Entertainment
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Ballot Box Scotland @ballotbox.scot · 08/05/2026
I believe the Real Greens have just been IGV'd out of a second seat in Mid Scotland and Fife. Huge questions for Electoral Commission to answer after two elections of this.
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Ben Holmen @benholmen.com · 04/05/2026
The intrusive thoughts overwhelmed my last two brain cells
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bf haver @gospel-sod.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
they're calling it the horniest millennials have ever been
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Hampden looking bonny today.
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
When did jeans get baggy again?
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Hold that L baby!
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a white shirt and red hat says keep rollin ' rollin ' rollin ' rollin ' rollin '
Alt: Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit performing the chorus of Rollin’
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Isn’t this not so much K-Pop as…just a bunch of songs?
Poster for “K-Pop - A West End Show”, featuring music from KPop Demon Hunters, Wicked, The Greatest Showman, and Taylor Swift.
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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
There’s petty and then there’s ✨opera petty✨ 😂
USE PROMO CODE
CHALAMET
TO SAVE 15% ON ALL TURANDOT TICKETS
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Chris Murray @chrismurray.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Fire his ass. #IREvSCO
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
If Scott Hastings thinks there’s a “suggestion”’of an offence, then it must be utterly blatant.
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 02/03/2026
Tired: BrewDog has betrayed its punk roots by accepting private-equity cash Wired: BrewDog's "punk" schtick was always an expedient marketing sham Inspired: BrewDog incinerated billions of dollars of implied value and made global capital interests look stupid, finally fulfilling its punk mission
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Blackpink - Go (through the motions)
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
In #Wordle news, I’m delighted “Divvy” is accepted as a word. I’m also furious “Divvy” was accepted as a word.
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Kieran Hurley @kieranhurley.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
It's not actually a mystery is it? It's a project that despises curiosity, difference, intellectual inquiry, humanity, complexity, difficulty, compassion, soul - and exalts crude and charmless displays of wealth and power. It is tacky, hateful, boorish and stupid - of course it makes shit art lol
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Whenever you’re feeling down about Scottish sport, Scott McTominay’s always ready to make you happy again.
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 09/12/2025
LGBT+ people in Scotland should see the Record the same way Scousers see the Sun imo
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Thoroughly enjoying the draw for the 1998 World Cup
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I will NOT watch the goals again today . (expression of stony resolve softening, warm smile spreading across face) Ah what the hell. Get that McLean lob up brother
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Broken Chanter @brokenchanter.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
incredible effort from the Aberdeen travelling support first, drinking the 0930 Edinburgh to Larnaca dry, before then filling the waste tank with the resultant pish with 40 minutes to go. fair play to the cabin crew member who announced “we can either divert or yous can tie a knot in it”.
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
This might be one of the best bus-finds to date. More and more people are talking about Fife's Natural Borders
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 12/09/2025
@wendling.bsky.social i will assume you are not actively trying to mislead here, but come on man. the "three arrows" reference is a gaming reference to Helldivers 2. please hire someone who understands gaming culture to help you out because you cannot be this wrong on this grand a scale.
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
My inner John Knox is triggered today.
St Peter’s Basilica, Rome. Your tithe-dollars at work.
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Defector @defector.com · 16/08/2025
"The moment I had long dreaded finally arrived: the day I’d have to dismantle my childhood." defector.com/living-throu...
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Living Through This, Again | Defector
The moment I had long dreaded finally arrived: the day I’d have to dismantle my childhood. I suppose I should consider myself lucky. It took 43 years to get here, to this spring day in 2025, standing…
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 04/08/2025
Tell me you haven't listened to "Golden" without telling me you haven't listened to "Golden" share.google/HkO0uHnQBWx7...
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The song of the summer is a bummer | CNN
The most popular songs of the summer are either downers like “Ordinary” or holdovers from 2024, like “Die with a Smile.” Why is the music of 2025 so mellow?
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I solved the daily Clues by Sam (Aug 2nd 2025) in less than 24 minutes 🟩🟡🟩🟩 🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟡🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who are criminals and who are innocent!
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
The singularity is awesome
Google search for “all you can eat buffet near me”
Al Overview
To find an all-you-can-eat buffet near you, you can use online search engines like Google or Yelp, specifying "all you can eat buffet near me". These searches will typically provide a list of nearby restaurants offering buffet-style dining, including their addresses, contact information, and customer reviews. You can also refine your
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