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There's a watch brand called "Welly Merck" about which someone told me last week it would be impossible to wear "without feeling like an actual knob." I'll respectfully disagree with the Honourable Gentleman from Fucksville and posit that it is in fact, the best name in the entire world.

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Is this the greatest Edinburgh performance of all time?

Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 02/10/2026

Rambo 4 had 250 deaths making it the most thematically challenging film of all time.

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The chart explains AI hype more than any chart that's ever been charted.

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I loved this set. I'd have happily lived in it.

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Not a novel observation by any means but the irony here, of course, is that it is precisely the UK’s successful approach to multiculturalism that has allowed us to generate a brown white nationalist.

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"Why can't you just sit like a normal fucking human being?" I asked the dog.

Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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feels like he could have taken a different angle on this

Starship Troopers: Johnny looking at the news camera, captioned "I'm an Everton fan, and I say kill 'em all"

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Someone complimented my writing yesterday. All I ever need from this world. Sex is good too, tho.

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Haha, cheeky bastard. Throw some of that magic up Glasgow, man, c'mon.

Just twenty years after The Real Housewives of Orange County stormed the television landscape, renowned humourist Brannon Braga (Threshold) applies his trademark wit, humility, and ingenue to a genre that dared to ask, "what if Desperate Housewives was real?"

Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

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Most TV is just this now.

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There's a movie coming out where Arnie plays Santa and says "I'm Back" and so clearly it is excellent.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 30/09/2026

Watching this on mute I honestly thought it was a joke about spotting nazis.

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Byeeeeeeeee dickhead

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Diary of a CEO is one of those things I decided to avoid, rather than missing. Just the title immediately said, "you're gonna hate this." But it got a lot of shares. Maybe I was wrong. Maybe it's not what I think. Maybe I got the wrong idea. I didn't though, did I?

youtube clip preview with android caused airstrike on NYC entitled "AI Expert WARNS: "You're not reading for 2027"

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No, I'm not going to "tip my driver" Uber, you should probably "pay him a decent wage."

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"And they said I misspelled- I didn't write it. I'm actually a very good- people have told me I'm one of the best spellers. But I maybe like it more. Unites States. It's U.S. Maybe we should call it that, who knows." At a podium within two weeks.

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I am now like a million times more fun than you.

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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"I think Linkin Park's 'Heavy is the Crown' is to the fans, cos they're going back to their old stuff. 'This is what you asked for." Yeah... the song that they specifically wrote for a League of Legends tournament, with the League of Legends video, all about how hard it is staying on top... yeah.

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Was interviewed by a US journalist today who asked if we were all panicking about terrorists at Fairford, which ended with me trying to explain dogging.

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Holy shit. That's a watch and then some. Roger Dubuis Excalibur, yours for only £275,000.

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Chris Terry-Enescu @cjterry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Accidentally typed "Chinesee" into the search bar and feel the need to tell Deliveroo I'm not racist.

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This child is 13 and was testifying without an attorney present. Monsters.

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"No, I'm not interested in a John Madden film, why would I be interested in-- Nic Cage is playing him? Yeah, I'll watch that."

Gerry, buhbuh, we don't start pretending Ireland is bad at rugby until late January, FFS.

Oh furfucksake... I bought my mum a kitchen knife for her birthday. AND SHE GOT GEMINI TO REVIEW IT AND PROUDLY SHARED THE RESULTS.

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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Proving yet again that the entire rugby world revolves around me, I post about a few watches and all of a sudden the URC gets an official timekeeper. I checked out their most popular watch. Good movement inside. Not exactly a looker though, is it? Overpriced for what it is.

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New word: CLICKWALL. (n) The opposite of clickbait. A headline so unappealing, promising so little reward even by the standards of these things, that it is physically impossible to tap the link to the article.

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Chris Murray @chrismurray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Watching one of my favourites again. Californication's the ultimate fantasy for me. This weird, alternate, wild, sexy universe where being observant, immature, and skilled with a pen makes you a rock star. But of course that can't make you happy. Total escapism for the depressive creative.

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Chris Murray @chrismurray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Disappointed to note that SpaceX's share price has more or less stabilised at its launch point. Boo, reality. Boo.