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Ewan Mackie

@ewanmackie.bsky.social
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Nerdery, football, nonsense

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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is Bash double-cardiganning? Murder is too good for him… #celebritytraitors
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just as Hannah is nominated out of nowhere…
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Wanted: Good Woman. Able to Clean, Cook, Sew, Dig Worms and Clean Fish. Must Have Boat and Motor. Please send picture of Boar And Motor.”
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Keep thinking that’s Haewon leaning out the car…
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Maybe he’s feeling betrayed, seeing as this was Rescene a month ago…
K-Pop group Rescene with Man City players.
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What a donkey Elliot Stroud is.
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 12/09/2026
Remember: every time you repeat a story about how awfully, terribly dangerous their products are, you help them raise more investment capital, which is a key input for their business (hooking up statistical engines to money-furnaces): peoples-things.ghost.io/youre-doing-...
peoples-things.ghost.io
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 12/09/2026
If you showed up at Defcon and gave talk about how your autonomous malware did something unexpected and damaged someone else's computers, the first question from the audience would be "Why are you so shit at making secure sandboxes?" It wouldn't be "How are you so awesome at making hacking tools?"
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Every article should be qualified with “Anthropic have an IPO coming up.” - everything they’re saying is marketing, creating hype for when they hit the market. It’s so tiring, especially everyone falling for it.
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Absolutely! And even then, NMixx always take us by surprise!
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Looks like a Doc Marten endorsement? Which is cool…
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Josh @endormoo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BREAKING: Apple announces the
Screenshot from Spotify of Candy Pink Magic Hole Flip Phone by KiiiKiii
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Amazing work from Royal Mail today.
Royal Mail tracking service page showing unspecified body parts as proof of delivery.
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 04/09/2026
Amazon's own balance sheet presents the most compelling evidence that we are stuck in the Enshittocene, the era in which everything is turning into a pile of shit, because the worst ideas of the worst people now make the most money. 1/
Hieronymus Bosch's 'The Conjuror,' a painting depicting a medieval con artist playing a shell game for an audience of astonished peasant rubes. The image has been altered: the conman now has Jeff Bezos's grinning head, and the mouths of all the peasants have been replaced with inverted Amazon 'Smile' logos, so they are now frowning.

Image:
Steve Jurvestson (modified)
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jeff_Bezos%27_iconic_laugh_crop.jpg

CC BY 2.0
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/deed.en
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Lot of fanfare, then it goes along quietly, like Rings Of Power (which I forgot is still going). The viewing numbers for the second episode will be interesting.
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Have they been checked for Greeks inside?
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
fairyland.substack.com/p/giallobrut... - fun read.
fairyland.substack.com
"Giallobrutalism," or why everything looks like that
Defining the period pop style of the mid-2020s
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Richard V. Hirst @richardvhirst.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Martin Prince with a speech bubble
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This. Saw a “O.O is a misunderstood work of genius” take the other day, and…no.
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This Fury Road sequel is wild.
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
howling at the look on Proper Ronaldo’s face here.
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
#Keywords > 19 July 2026 🎉 I found all 5 words - perfectly! 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 3 🔥 Play streak 42
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Cinema auditoria nowadays are up there with airport departure lounges as utterly deathly spaces. A cafe, a sweet shop, ticket machines…and that’s it. Not even any movie posters.
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Aespa Spicy
ALT: Aespa Spicy
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Sickos Haha Yes
ALT: Sickos Haha Yes
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
For a while there he was British Bill Paxton - solid “that guy”. And got killed off in spectacular fashion quite a lot. Saw Dog Soldiers in a midnight showing in St Andrews. A crowd of a hundred pissed students was the perfect atmosphere for it.
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I’m more annoyed how Wordle and Connections and all the crap no-one plays have been promoted above the crossword in the app.
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I remember Arcade Fire nearly losing half their audience after complimenting the “awesome parade” in Glasgow the day before.
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It’s been almost 24 hours, and no-one’s mentioned Yogi Hughes. Game’s gone, man.
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It’s somehow even more ignominious to be put out of a tournament over three days than the five minutes it took in 2024.
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Had since December to figure out how to score more than one goal against Haiti.
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Liam McLeod glazing Tom Brady…oh no no no…
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=Xhr...
82-0.com
82-0
Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
#Keywords > 31 May 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 2✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 7✗ 💡 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🏆 Win streak 1 🔥 Play streak 3 😡 could get pedantic here. But it’s Sunday, and the sun is shining.
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Saw Twice in Amsterdam tonight. What a show. Louder than Mogwai, more effects than Jeff Wayne. Just spectacular.
View of Twice performing at Ziggo Dome afternoon.
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Robert Dallas Gray @robertdallasgray.com · 24/05/2026
I’ll just reiterate that the entire concept of ‘bubbles’ is a right-wing talking point invented to try to make people feel bad for not wanting to be incessantly exposed to right-wing horseshit. it’s the same as the whining about people not wanting to date them
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Keywords > 23 May 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🔥 Play streak 6 🏆 Win streak 1
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The Cast Effect.
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
East End Park steak bridies are the clincher for me.
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Been a while since I got this excited about new music! #nmixx youtu.be/9G3PFimZPmw?...
youtu.be
NMIXX(엔믹스) “Heavy Serenade” M/V Teaser
YouTube video by JYP Entertainment
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Ballot Box Scotland @ballotbox.scot · 08/05/2026
I believe the Real Greens have just been IGV'd out of a second seat in Mid Scotland and Fife. Huge questions for Electoral Commission to answer after two elections of this.
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Ben Holmen @benholmen.com · 04/05/2026
The intrusive thoughts overwhelmed my last two brain cells
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
British food discourse will manifest as a series of skeets viewed through phones, with discourse that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one posting it.
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Why’s it showing me pictures of Frank Zappa?
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bf haver @gospel-sod.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
they're calling it the horniest millennials have ever been
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Hampden looking bonny today.
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Ewan Mackie @ewanmackie.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
When did jeans get baggy again?
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Hold that L baby!
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