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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 01/10/2026
The difference that 4 and a half years of constant use makes. I wore them so much that I have tan lines from them.
Two pairs of sandals. One unmarked and totally khaki, the others with a broken strap and deep brown indents where my feet were.
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 19/09/2026
Doing a post SF zine fest clearance sale for the ttrpg APA I ran Red Solstice. If you wanna buy all 6 you can get them for half off or small discounts for other bundles. It has so many things from so many people, hexcrawls, classes, adventures, bestiaries, rules supplements itch.io/blog/1669223...
Three magazines on a violet background. The frontmost displays a lanky dog floating covered in eyes in front of a blazing moon, the middle one displays the edge of pixel art illustration of glowing faeries, and the backmost shows a an elf on unicorn back rearing their bow at a robot
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 04/09/2026
I'm very happy with this combo of design and stock color.
A booklet printed with an electric green cover an illustration with a heavy xerox scan effect of a spear wielding knight on horseback as cover illustration. It reads "CATAPHRACTS Medieval-fantasy ruleset for roleplaying wargames, for one refee and many players 
A Sam Sorensen game v1.2"
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 04/09/2026
See this. I condone it.
A small stapled booklet with red paper. Simple typewriter style text reads Violence. 
Far below in smaller letters it says A Luke Gearing Game
The March 5th 2025 Update
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 04/09/2026
120/140 zine assembled for zine fest. Giving my stapling arm a break
A tall pile of zines, going from purple to yellow to red to green to orange to blue
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 31/08/2026
Hey in a week from now I'm gonna be tabling at SF Zine Fest! I'm gonna be tabled at A120 selling my weird little RPG zines and a few from other people. I'll be there all day.
A poster reading Forever Zines
Sept. 6 2026
11AM–5PM
Free Admission
Asl Interpretor Provided sfzinefest.org/@sfzinefest
The Hiber is One Jones Sr, San Francisco
2026 & Beyond
SF Zine Fest is a member of Intersection for the arts. Intersection for the Arts is a bedrock Bay Area arts nonprofit that provides people working in arts and culture with fiscal sponsorship and resources to grow.
The poster shows a illustration of an old woman with short hair reading a book labeled V. Vale
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 18/08/2026
I found him! Nicko Cecchini and the piece I was half remembering was Show Me Your Behind!
The backside of a cardboard cut out of a knight on horseback rearing into the air, in the distance of the everflat green plain a spired city can be see.
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 29/07/2026
Too late, I'm on my way to fix this problem once and for all.
A plane ticket dates to July 29th 2026 showing the end destination as Dallas Love Field airport.
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 28/07/2026
No one knows what this is
A few stapled pieces of paper entitled "Occulted Tome of the Night"
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 23/07/2026
Justin Alexander did a review of a pocket mod I made a long time ago. I just want to make myself clear.
The comment section of a blogpost entitled mothership adventure sphere reviews – part 8: more trifolds!
BP asks the question "do you think that the trifold format is causing a lot of the issues with the missing information in a lot of these? As in, they ran out of space to explain or expand the adventure?"
I comment (although it's currently awaiting moderation)
"Hello there. I am the author of one of these pieces. Please do not speak about me or my work again. I consider you mealy and worm souled from the way you handled the legacy of Jennell Jaquays and would rather you keep my name out of your mouth. Ps it's a pocket mod not a pamphlet"
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 16/07/2026
The board is 40' by 40' the armies deploy in opposite corners, and it's all typically 28 mm scale
A man being in a giant harness affixed to a crane. He is above giant inflatable toys. A caption reads the NEW human crane @ Dave & Buster's
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 16/07/2026
This was the last thing many of them saw.
A blurry figured with teeth bared moving towards the camera coated in fake blood
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 16/07/2026
They did Carry shit to me
A brunette woman with bangs. Her eyes bearing heavy  dark bags. Her face is splattered with fake blood, ad she gives a sorrowful thousand yard stare to the camera
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 06/07/2026
Well the first book about this I could find in the library seems to be a good place to start.
A book entitled "The Empire of the Great Mughals: History Art and Culture" by Annemarie Schimmel
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 05/07/2026
Found this affixed to my back. Patriots watch out!
A postal service label sticker saying "I AM NOT PROTECTED BY The Law
you can do whatever to me"
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 03/07/2026
I got this comment on my most recent blogpost (I don't typically post my blogposts here because I keep my rpg blogging on my mastodon account, and I don't typically even like posting about messy opinion pieces like the most recent one) but this made me smile.
Dustin says "I like this. I think there’s a parallel here with film - I find myself put off by some Spielberg films because he is dictating emotions like a drill sergeant: “Feel sad! Now feel righteous indignation!” I prefer experiences (game or film) where I have some room to bring in my own headspace and exploring how I feel about the fictional situation is part of my enjoyment."
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 30/06/2026
I am looking at this now and it's very clean and simple but it might be a little too simple for my tastes. I didn't take a screenshot before uninstalling nova so here is one from half a year ago. Pretty much the same setup but I put an RSS reader app right next to Google and that's it.
A screenshot of a phone home screen mostly taken up by weather and clock widgets with a small folder labeled Google and social media
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 21/06/2026
Did I ever show you my version of the flat woods monster for a now long abandoned monster book series I was working on?
Glowing Priestess
Cretins from beyond the crystal spheres. They superficially resemble a nun, but their heads are massive and spadelike with great glowing eyes. 

Init +3; Atk Claws +1 Melee (1d8); Crit M / d10; AC 12; HD 4d4; MV 35’; Act 1d20; SP Fowl Air,Astral Summoning; SV Fort +2, Ref +2, Will +5
Fowl Air: Anyone within 100’ of a glowing priestess suffers 2 damage as a corrosive gas follows it.
Astral Summoning: A group of glow priestesses can spend an hour on a ritual to summon a falling star to land wherever they deem fit. Roll 1d7 to determine the effect of the fallen star.
1-2 Displaced Color: The fallen star brings forths a color that destroys the human mind, and the flow of time around it. 
3-4 Green Star: Plants begin to grow rapidly around the fallen star, even dead ones. Totally alien plants begin sprouting and after a week some plants gain sentience.
5-6 Protective Rocks: A hostile alien being was stored inside the fallen star and escapes
7 The great fiery star, everything within a 15 mile radius is decimated.

Harvestable Material: A glow priestess dissolves on death, leaving behind a small box of steel with bits of copper inside worth 5sp in total.
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 17/06/2026
Yo I just got these as a gift! Massive thanks to @theweeklyscroll.com
Two picked sized booklets of the skirmish game Death Cut in Stone. One a very simple black and white booklet with just text, another a glossy fully color printing with a scene of a graveyard.
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 06/06/2026
Physical copies of my gothic horror adventure Von Hynd Manor: Wherein is Told a Tale of Bloodshed and Diablerie are now for sale via the itch page 500poundsofnothing.itch.io/vhm-expanded
A red black and white image showing a zine labeled von hynd manor sat between jawbones and skulls
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 06/06/2026
I'm safe now I've got pads
Me smiling in a beanie with a wrist padded hand giving a thumbs up covering most of my face
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 01/06/2026
Proudly voting Robert Kelly for Senate this November!
Bruce Davidson as Senator Robert Kelly, an white man in a suit and tie
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 27/05/2026
I guess look closely at recent new york times articles if you want to see a woman wearing a shirt with this classic traveller chart (JTAS 02) on a bootleg t.
A square chart showing two axis of categorization; one artificial to natural, the other mechanical to biological. In the very center of the chart is a circle labeled cyborg. The corner of mechanical and artificial is dominated by the robot category, artificial and biological's corner is dominated by the android, but in the center of artificial and natural but mostly biological is the clone. The natural and biological sector is mostly taken up by human with prosthetics and bionics getting more mechanical. Nothing sits in the mechanical and natural corner.
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 16/05/2026
Thinking about this sick as fuck piece by @collonelatom.bsky.social I found the original that I had misplaced when looking for more copies of red solstice issue 4.
A dark haired swordsman wielding a tome labeled Laws of Robotics. A group of robots dressed like saints surrounds him, dwarfing him and engulfing him in shadow.
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 15/05/2026
And as part of trying to do local stuff I've printed off more of these posters. Every time I do I print them more pink.
A poster advertising the S.F. F.O.G. Club or the San Francisco Fantasy Oldschool Games Club. An illustration showing a woman in chainmail with a spear with a man wrapped around her leg. It reads "DIY & Indie Adventures Await! No Experience Required!" "Delve Dungeons! Defeat Dragons! Old D&D, Cairn, MÖRK BORG, Insane Houserules, ALL WELCOME Find new games, make new friends, just  bring a good attitude and good snacks!" "Organizing Online at: discord.gg/Eczu7CfFfB" with a qr code leading to the same discord server
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 13/05/2026
Computer's Desires
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 08/05/2026
I agree with this post you made.
Sam Sorensen suggesting there should be a razzie style award for least comprehensible use of a Theory Term award, Levi Kornelsen saying he could be a contender in that one.
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 24/04/2026
Geolocation Challenge, expert level.
A grey building on an overcast day, bright yellow and blue letters read Capcom
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 23/04/2026
God's Will
A wikihow illustration showing a man hitting an ostrich with a makeshift bamboo club, striking it under the wing.A wikihow illustration showing a woman striking an ostrich in the legs with a bamboo clubA wikihow illustration showing a man striking an ostrich in the neck with a bamboo club
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 23/04/2026
3 cups of all purpose flour 1 teaspoon of baking soda 1 teaspoon of coarse salt 3/4th a cup of white sugar 3/4th a cup of brown sugar 1 teaspoon of vanilla 2 eggs 2 cups of chocolate chips Bake at 375° for at least 12 minutes
Six cookies just out of the oven. Massive chunks of chocolate emerge from golden brown dough.
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 21/04/2026
I think it certainly left a lasting impact on me and my sense of humor. It's at least worth it to inspect your influences again.
Three posts from me reading 
Breaking: Jimmy Fallon has been eaten alive by a pack of roving hounds.
Close friends and family confirmed his final words as "Something bad's gonna happen. I think I angered something, something ancient. Something bad's gonna happen I can feel it."
Federal agents have declined to comment on any ancient beings with control over hounds at this time.
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 20/04/2026
The only module of mine that mentions weed is Escape from the Eve Compound. Some say it's a module defined by chill weed vibes.
13 The Lab
A small chemistry laboratory where untested recreational research chemicals are produced. There are 3 injection vials sitting out, labeled 
A, B, and C.
When injected, vial A has no effect. Vial B causes a relaxation of all muscles for 1d4 hours. During that time the user experiences whispering all around them as they become connected to the whispering god that Edward wishes to birth; it will make demands eventually. Vial C causes immediate cramping paralysis and nightmarish visions for 1d12 hours.
In the back is a large locker containing 45 pounds of weed and six blowtorches.
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 18/04/2026
@gromb.bsky.social
Graffiti urging the reader to google image search Obama
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 17/04/2026
If you ever wanna see my take on dying earth fantasy hexcrawl and dungeon The Door in Murex Canyon is that. It features art by @itsjustgart.bsky.social and is published by @spacepenguinink.bsky.social you can get it here spacepenguin.ink/collections/...
A book with a purple and white cover set in front of a lighter purple backdrop. The cover depicts a hulking horned robotic warrior with a massive sword and a long haired elf from behind looking on at a massive blast door in the side of a canyon wall.
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 10/04/2026
Adventures in Google messages for some reason underlining random shit.
A text conversation where someone says "They called me the mirthful shitter"
I respond "That's true. They reported that in the newspaper"
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 10/04/2026
I guess this just underlines random shit I guess.
Me texting someone they are out of the store brand nighttime robotussin should I just get you the brand name shit? They reply whatever is a liquid that has a cough suppressant+ antihistamine will be fine.
Store brand nighttime robotussin and has a are underlined.
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 10/04/2026
Would you punish them?
Two small train plushies with big smiles. They are navy blue, light grey, and yellow.
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 06/04/2026
a screenshot of dtrpg showing supplements & expansions, with the subcatagory campaigns. adventures & modules
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 03/04/2026
Saw this tumblr post by @stjohnstarling.bsky.social on here today that I think is good advice.
It will give you a far greater understanding of the world and make you a more interesting person if you follow the chain of influences on the things that you like as far back as you can go.
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 28/03/2026
A photo taken from the perspective of someone holding a war axe in the dark as they run forward. It's captioned "bad day to be a zoo dolphin"
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 25/03/2026
It's here
A digest sized stapled booklet. Its stark red and white cover bares a snarling wolf. It reads von Hynd Manor: Wherein is told a tale of bloodshed and diablerie.
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 24/03/2026
I've been thinking about this post on the regular since I saw it.
A Tumblr post from December 17th 2013 by unabler.
A picture of a car wash captioned
I know the cash wash scares the dog, but tough shit. It scares me, too.
The mechanism drags our vehicle in and I scream "We're going to die!"
The dog whimpers and barks.
"I've changed my mind!" I tell. "Oh god, let me out!" I use my fingers to pry at the closed windows, but it's no use. We're trapped in a tornado of escalating panic. My lips of control makes it worse for the dog and vice versa.
I know that in this space, the relationship between the dog and I is toxic, but he's my friend and we're supposed to see a movie later.
I vomit and beg the dog to kill me. I even take his little paws and manually place them on my throat, but either he's not smart enough to understand strangulation or he fears my death will force him to surrender a lifestyle he's grown accustomed to.
At long last, daylight. The nightmare is over. The dog and I bolt out of the car and race over to a patch of grass next to the vending machines.
We embrace. There are some things we need to work on, but not today.
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 22/03/2026
Cyclists have a right road to the road too, you know noisy polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!
A gas price sign showing prices at 6.09 9/10 a gallon for regular gas. 6.29 9/10 for plus gas. 6.49 9/10 for v power gasoline. 7.49 9/10 for renewable diesel #2.
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 19/03/2026
Going 鬼佬mode after smoking some cigarettes I found on the ground
A mostly fully red carton of cigarettes with Chinese characters on them.
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 12/03/2026
Messed about with some dithering patterns using knight at the crossroads as a sample piece. I think I like this pattern a lot. Black and White, tritone, and 8 colors.
A pixelated human and horse skull in just black and white.A pixelated human and horse skull. It has a stark white highlight, a rich red midtone and a dark grey shadow.A pixelated human and horse skull. It's rended in a dreary palette ranging from an off pinl highlight to a dark blue green shadow.
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 09/03/2026
What if I was insane and released a module written using entirely pseudo old english orthography to write modern english. (example text taken from my module somewhere deep in the woods there is a hole in the ground and so far neither man nor magician knows what lies below)
Floor 2
14. Als
In þe middle of þe room is a young man, maybe 20, He is pale ƿiþ many freccles, and curly broƿn hair. He goes by Als.
Ƿen burials are not done properly and þe bodies are left to be consumed by þe scavengers, hƿat remains is a vampire; a rail þin creature covered in siccly patces of þe furs or feaþers of hƿat consumed þem. Hoƿever, þey hold on to an illusion of hƿat þey ƿere before. Þeir hunger cannot be quelled, but þey hold on to enough ƿit and humanity to hide þeir true intent. Þey can turn into þeir consumers form by donning and doffing a coat made of þeir furs or feaþers. 
Als is a vampire. He claims he cgust discovered þe hole hƿile ƿandering in þe ƿoods. He ƿaits until everyone’s guard is doƿn till he stricces.
His coat is not ƿiþ him.
Als þe Vampire(Raven): HD 5; Att Claƿs x 2 (1d8); AC 6[13] (agility); MV 120’ [40’]; SV D– 10 Ƿ–11 P–12 B–13 S–14; þac0 15[+4]; ML 12; XP: 300.
Special: 
Undead: Macces no noise. Immune to poisons and mind altering effects.
Illusory Nature: Þe vampire’s true desiccated and consumed form is hidden, until harmed by silver or gold ƿeapons. Elves have a 1-in-12 canse of noticing þe illusion but not seeing past it.
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 28/02/2026
My friend has now done my corpsepaint. Censored for my privacy.
A white woman with bangs, a hasty doodle covering her entire face
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 25/02/2026
I'm one step ahead of you
A discord user named Anti-White Cthulhu saying "my favorite part my was decapitation"
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 25/02/2026
Also look at this book my roommate got me one time
An illustration by Larry Elmore featuring two women in chain main bikinis and a mulletesque loincloth. One woman stands unbothered in front of a man in blue jeans and a white button up shirt with a metal collar keeping him tied to a post. It is entitled Chicks n' Chained Males
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 23/02/2026
You should be afraid of this old woman/big bad wolf.
A digital painting of an old woman in an elaborate headdress that takes on a ethereal flaming look. Her hands rest atop a cane bearing a grinning wolf. Her eyes and face cold, revealing nothing.
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