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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer

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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 7h
My favorite shoes fell apart :(
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 9h
That makes sense yeah
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 9h
Oooh what have you been running vhm in?
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Josh D | Vaulted Pyramid @unenthuser.bsky.social · 9h
500poundsofnothing.itch.io/vhm-expanded
500poundsofnothing.itch.io
Von Hynd Manor: Wherein is Told A Tale of Bloodshed and Diablerie by 500poundsofnothing
A hex of gothic predation
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Josh D | Vaulted Pyramid @unenthuser.bsky.social · 9h
If you need a good module to sink your teeth into, I'd recommend either Vampire Cruise by @amandalee.bsky.social or Von Hynd Manor by @evilgoblin.wedding. VC was last year's spooky season special for my home table and it is incredible. Just started running VHM and it's been going great.
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Wasn't enjoying the replies on this one so took it down Lol
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 15h
well it's not a brazillian version it's just a website that downloads pdfs from scribed without paying it that is from brazil. I use it when I need to discuss a specific aspect of a chud adjacent roleplaying games.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 16h
does it really? I have just always used a brazillian scribd piracy site that allows you to bypass that. I have seen my stuff on scribd a lot
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 16h
I have been defeated by the command line once again
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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 18h
fantasizing about enacting glorious violence upon any spider that touches my theoretical wife unless it's too big and scary a spider :(
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Emiel Boven @emielboven.itch.io · 30/09/2026
Beithir
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 30/09/2026
Reading the star wars wiki and there is this strange tension in the series where the many of the characters are larger than life, working in the mythoromantic sphere but also like supplementary stuff isn't always so there is stuff like Darth Vader's email address being vader@imperial.emp
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 30/09/2026
I've been holding the idea of a star wars campaign in my head for a while now. I think this is the push I need to do this. I may synthesize this further with the classic trav stuff because I like the tech level stuff but this set my brain afire.
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
combat hit grunt
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
thank you bradley
Amazon review:

Bradley D.
Verified Purchase
No. Weiner hole
Reviewed in the United States on August 20, 2026

No weiner hole
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 29/09/2026
We are birthing forth a new mental regime of gaming.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 29/09/2026
I've also been considering reconfiguring my life to be more like Shanon Hospital because I think it's funny to see how far I can make things go.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 29/09/2026
I'm real scrawny and have the crazy eyes, I shouldn't have to pay taxes, I should become a witch in league with dark forces, blasting motherfuckers to ash with bolts of energy from my gnarled staff.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 29/09/2026
But yeah honestly being a public GM is a lot like being a service top. I'm putting in most the work to make sure other people are having a good time and I'd gladly do that. Hell I even ran the dungeon crawler carl RPG for people at gencon because I'm so nice.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 29/09/2026
Also she was convinced that troika was pbta at first because it only uses d6s.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 29/09/2026
I give a thread here. I do want to stress something I didn't in the thread but she really was the most vocal person in the crowd bsky.app/profile/evil...
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 29/09/2026
Have I told you about pathfinder lady? It was one of my more surreal moments running games for strangers.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 29/09/2026
I'm running the urn deep. It's a fun gimmick that I think can get people interested in stuff they typically wouldn't be into headofthegoat.itch.io/the-urn-deeps
headofthegoat.itch.io
The Urn Deeps by Sam Sorensen
5.5e speedrunning dungeon
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 29/09/2026
Earlier today I was like eh should I do my makeup for class, nah I'll just braid my hair and call it a day, and then decided in for a penny in for a pound and did my makeup. I already have cunty barbie doll pink nails I gotta commit.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 29/09/2026
I have been making this calculation quite a lot recently because I'm back in school and I think it's worth it. I bought this eyeshadow palette in 2018 dammit I am gonna use it till it's gone.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 29/09/2026
cunt, you must serve cunt
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Former Staffer: Institute of Price Stabilité @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry but I am choosing the real home of country music- Bakersfield, California
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 28/09/2026
let's lose ourselves in pursuit of the inhumane, let us become untethered from our past and unaware of our future, let us become beasts drunk on power, let's suck our own dicks
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guy in clown mask playing Papa Roach on guitar @conorhaloreach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love when shit is heretofore unseen or unprecedented or some other shit like that
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 15/09/2026
Art by • Beefstrong
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 27/09/2026
I told a friend she seems like the sort who falls off of rooves a lot and she said wait do you say rooves?
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 27/09/2026
I listen to a lot of country and western. I cannot recall the last time I listened to the local c&w radio station willingly.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 27/09/2026
From my understanding the rolling stones put out an article where the author complained how it's obviously bullshit that someone couldn't be aware of a popular Memphis style country song.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 26/09/2026
Infinite smoke...
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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What I did at the buffet was not ”terrorism.” It was simply the logical endpoint of the entire buffet concept.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 26/09/2026
Ah sure why not, pass the nuts!
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 25/09/2026
oh wow you have noxious views that prevent you from treating people with differing opinions as people acting in good faith, and you are well versed in the genre trappings of japanese pornography despite not being japanese, sorry I didn't realize I was talking to a cultured genius. My apologies.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think the Butthole Surfers would have had much more success if they had a name like Riff and the Party Boys or something like that.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 25/09/2026
I was forced to drink bongwater but you don't care about me.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 25/09/2026
Yes, he watches them more than me because he has far more of a stomach for rewatching things than I do. I think the physical presence of another person in the room is what gets him.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 25/09/2026
My roommate is actually like that because he gets deeply uncomfortable with the idea someone has to perform for him even if they sign up to do it, built up from years of service industry stuff.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 25/09/2026
I don't know what book to check out on the library to understand ancient Greek testiclular beauty standards.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 25/09/2026
I am thinking about the oft quote fact that the ancient greeks saw a small penis as a sign of civility and excellence. I'm now realizing I don't know their opinions on balls, did they consider the whole package being small good and it just gets shared as just penis or were they into big balls.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 25/09/2026
Wait this is mormons
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 25/09/2026
Straight edge wine mom.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 25/09/2026
I was admiring another woman's bangs and she then approached me and told me I had nice bangs. This is called solidarity look it up.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 25/09/2026
They are gonna attach you to a Pikachu and shock you until you go limp. Sorry bud.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 25/09/2026
Went to get my covid and flu shot for the year and I told them I was afraid of needles so they just let me chug the juice.
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