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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 16h

fantasizing about enacting glorious violence upon any spider that touches my theoretical wife unless it's too big and scary a spider :(

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

just watched beyond the valley of the dolls. if its first two-thirds were like the last, i think it could have possibly surpassed southland tales and freddy got fingered... it's amazing to imagine

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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

this site's dumbest man finds another subject he knows nothing about to confidently opine on

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

insane how much volkish ideology has been getting mainstreamed by liberals

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

had a really nice dream where the southern states fell to internal revolts (very quickly since raccoon meat was the only export they could use to try sustaining themselves) and then the united states promptly stopped being awful

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

been pondering this, and no. if there was a third thing there would be three or four of them.

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

it's so nice to see journalists learn you can never judge a book by its contents or front cover :)

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

why is there an animal called a skink?? i hate nature for not giving them a better name!

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Eat Trash or Fake Your Death Tryin' @eat-trash.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

More people need to watch this movie

Theatrical poster for Naked Lunch (1991)

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

telling pickup truck drivers they have the bottomest of vehicles due to their ability to handle the most bikes, motorcycles, etc. at once

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

i think creatures could kick the asses of critters almost anytime

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

this goblin is just living in peace. you do not have to block him.

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

patient at ER: doctor, my blood pressure and pulse have been fluctuating wildly. i nearly fainted today for no reason. doctor: that sounds concerning. we will not measure your pulse or blood pressure. patient: *waits five hours* nurse: you just have fatigue, go away.

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

this is a good point and now i want to break their brains faster

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

PATIENT: hi, i have signs of a rare medical condition. DOCTOR: well that can't be true because it's rare. i don't know how to help you, go away.

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

training my breasts to be more aerodynamic

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

i think it would have been really fun to stab julius caesar

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

being haunted by a watto toy from pizza hut that i threw away as a child

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

alright but we already learned that doesn't work would have been cooler if he started a militia

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vibe-free lifestyle and smiling apple purveyor @ellaguro.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

gotta love the mythical strawman white trans woman who works a secure white collar career and panic posts online who gets to serve as the eternal shorthand reason in the eyes of many why we're all annoying delusional people who don't have real problems, but also deserve whatever does happen to us

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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 12/05/2026

i always offer to go along to my gf's doctor's appointments because doctors are so fucking worthless. there's no symptom they won't say is anxiety, no evidence they will accept, but if a man says "i've seen her have anxiety and this is something else" suddenly they're sherlock holmes

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

yesterday, i found a years old mcdonald's french fry between my car's seats and had the willpower to throw it away even though it was in perfect condition. nobody has congratulated me for this. what's the point of life..?

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

if this post gets a million likes, i will microwave my rat collection

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

this might be a bit scary, but you don't see doctors that often. it's fine. but if i had a baby named this, that would be a real problem...

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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 23/04/2026

God's Will

A wikihow illustration showing a man hitting an ostrich with a makeshift bamboo club, striking it under the wing.

A wikihow illustration showing a woman striking an ostrich in the legs with a bamboo club

A wikihow illustration showing a man striking an ostrich in the neck with a bamboo club

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

yesterday, a knight errant born in the year 3642 stumbled from a time portal and caught his balance on my shoulders. seeing that he laid hands on a woman, he shot himself with a disintegration ray. i didn't feel anything, which goes to show how much less insecure i am about passing nowadays.

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

everytime i see this guy i'm thinking more men should use eyeliner

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

calling this shit out as volkish needs to happen a lot more IMO

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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Everyone who works for the NYT — including my many friends — should be incredibly embarrassed by this statement. The depths to which the NYT will go to back its agenda of challenging trans people's right to exist is horrifying, ongoing, and has caused very real and specific harms to trans people.

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Cybershell @cybershell.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

I always smile when I remember this 900 year old Sam & Max fanart, carved into some old twelfth century church in england

A corbel showing a carving of a hound and hare circa 1140 from the Church of St Mary and St David, Kilpeck.

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

hillary can still win if we summon the nuckelavee and trap its dick in a doorframe. i haven't worked out the chain of causality, but that's definitely step 1.

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

descending the staircase to my apartment's garage, i was blocked by the wreck of an old sunken ship which hosted aquatic lifeforms of all kinds. before i could ask, the captain's ghost said we don't get a rent discount just because of the obstruction. it's crazy how this is legal.

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

i hate how everyone is pretending we need to treat horses like a serious animal when their main ability is pooping at random places. it's not fair. i could do that too if i wanted.

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

please do this if you are cis and/or have money

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

"everytime i swing i get a strike so let's stop swinging and hope for balls"

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

they're called ailiens because they're always sick. it's not funny.

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

additionally, the logical skills they use for programming are used within highly controlled environments... and yet they obviously make mistakes that need fixing! sometimes very frequently in an iterative process! they only consider their solutions, but not their incorrect attempts along the way.

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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 15/02/2026

peer pressuring a vampire into vaping holy water

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

white hat sources tell me the FBI has finally located, captured, and killed madeleine mccann

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

pickup truck are now estimated to contain an average of 1.5 roadkilled gnome skeletons in the flatbed. maybe children, but i think it's mostly gnomes.

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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

I have to say, I do not love this new trend of large liberal accounts with millions of followers identifying Jews.

Occupy Democrats post: "BREAKING: Kash Patel was just busted LYING TO CONGRESS in order to protect pedophiles!
Rep. Thomas Massie and Rep. Ro Khanna have successfully been able to view a slew of unredacted Epstein files, and they discovered that Trump’s disgraced and wildly incompetent FBI Director Kash Patel has been lying to Congess, under oath, in order to protect the other rich and powerful men who played major roles in the Epstein sex-trafficking ring.
Thanks to pressure from Massie and Khanna, the DOJ reluctantly unredacted an FBI report naming Jewish billionaire Les Wexner, owner of Victoria’s Secret and notorious Epstein associate, as one of the co-conspirators in the sex-trafficking ring.
“This is significant because Kash Patel testified to Congress that FBI had no evidence of other sex traffickers. This is FBI’s own 2019 document listing Wexner as a coconspirator in child sex trafficking. It wasn’t unredacted until tonight,” said Khanna’s partner-in-justice, Rep. Thomas Massie, on Twitter on February 10th.
The two spent two hours on February 9th examining unredacted Epstein files and were shocked at what they saw.
“Most of the unredacted files were redacted—70 to 80 percent. Massie and I saw that there were six men who were co‑conspirators and were being protected. Those names need to be made public. "
"There’s no excuse for releasing survivors’ names while protecting these six men. There are probably more. In just two hours, we saw that these six men were being protected.”
Kash Patel’s FBI is actively engaged in a cover-up on behalf of serial pedophiles and must be fired immediately — and held accountable for his own role in protecting pedophiles."

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

only just noticed that my girlfriend has my favorite dog and bunny

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