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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 20h

Dick??? You mean like, penis????

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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A montage of events, you figure out what this was, I really am not sure.

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この耐えがたい世界に残された最後の僅かな良心 @toskarin.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I know this is tumblr's porn ban wordfilter hating me looking up erotic, but for a brief moment I imagined them trying to prevent someone looking for porn by typing deformed erotic visage into the search

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

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Lady Andrea, Vampire Lord @dioptre-hertz.bsky.social · 19h

writing on my sub's naked body with humiliating red marker but instead of saying something sexy it just says "andrea wuz here 🤟🤪"

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Ironlily @ironlilyart.com · 17h

Sometimes you need to choose word carefully around your reenactor friend.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal

Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.

$A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc. Unused space 54 MB Luigi's Mansion 186 MB DDR Mario Mix 264 MB Wario World 257 MB Donkey Konga 2 312 MB Donkey Konga 250 MB Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices. Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social$

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Setz @setzeri.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tuye the negotiator. #Arknights

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

just saw a guy walking in the rain with an umbrella. and i’m just like, come on man. that’s cheating. don’t be a dick

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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

grounder for today you are my new son. heres a hammer, go kill scratch. i know youve been wanting to. he's always held you back. sever your ties to your life of mediocrity and take your place at my side (for 24 hours)

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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me: I don't know man I just haven't been feeling so great lately My friend who is the protagonist of a Shonen Jump manga about golf that's gonna be axed in 12 chapters: Heh...that's alright! Sometimes life is a swing and a miss, but its best to bogey! His female companion: I Want Your Balls

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Setz @setzeri.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

She could've given the water normally, but she decided not to. #Arknights

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George Lucas from Star Wars @georgelucasreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

listen jar jar. we cant both exist. im going to become half of you

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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Air to Ground Message: 1 PEPPERONI PIZZA PRETTY PLEASE Area: Gaithersburg, MD, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a2eabc1017a F: #f3329592e5c

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evgay @glitchplight.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

THEY'RE SO FUNNY the immediate assumption from each other that they must have killed a bunch of innocents for no reason

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yul @inkbrewed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

it is kind of funny that arknights threw a symbolic historical weapon zima’s way so casually after it spent several very long main story chapters writing siege’s will-she-won’t-she struggle with the sigh of kings

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Ask, Redblade Enjoyer @asknightdude.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

(Probably) Daily posting of images edited to contain the NPC Redblade from #Arknights until I lose my sanity or he becomes playable. 12-15: Battered and Bruised

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Ask, Redblade Enjoyer @asknightdude.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

(Probably) Daily posting of images edited to contain the NPC Redblade from #Arknights until I lose my sanity or he becomes playable. 13-1: Across the Battlefield's Line

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Ask, Redblade Enjoyer @asknightdude.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

(Probably) Daily posting of images edited to contain the NPC Redblade from #Arknights until I lose my sanity or he becomes playable. 13-13: In Carcass Bones

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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position

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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Air to Ground Message: INTERESTING ALL THE OTHER DISPATCHERS WEVE ASKED HAVE SAID ITS A TACO Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ900 A: #a09de78e6c1 F: #fcbae2eae08

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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

VPN bans are a direct response to age-verification. Legislators are frustrated that people are getting around their surveillance, but rather than rethink their strategy, they're doubling down and banning VPNs. Fight the Flock-ing of the internet.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026

Guy Outside Obama Center Selling Cheaper Tickets To Something Called ‘Barry’s Magical Experience’ theonion.com/guy-outside-obama-cent…

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kc5rings.bsky.social @kc5rings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Man I’m loving all the music from this event m.youtube.com/watch?v=_V1P...

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Arknights EP - One Fight

YouTube video by Arknights Official - Yostar

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 24/09/2026

As I’ve said before, people told me “you can just be a woman if you want to.” What they did not tell me, and what I’ve discovered the past few years of my transition, is that you have to *keep* becoming her

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 24/09/2026

“And don’t give me that ‘I’m only bird-watching’ line.”

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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death

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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It probably doesn't mean anything that credit card companies are making everyone block adult content and now one of the proposed ways to see adult content is to get a credit card.

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Lyra and 1 other @muzzlesbian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

commander i'm sorry to report that your squadron of "normal mechs piloted by normal military guys" that "would totally crush a hound" has been completely obliterated. yeah they weren't genre savvy enough. they were talking shit about how it's only one mech and whatnot. sorry. do you want your coffee

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

found a new type of guy

r/AmItheAsshole
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u/IntrusiveGas • 6h
AITA for correcting my girlfriend's family every time they mispronounce my turtle's name?
I have a turtle named Geoff. Yes I know Geoff is normally pronounced Jeff. His isnt. My girlfriend's family knows this and still calls him Jeff basically every time his name comes up.
His name starts with /dz/ instead of the normal American English J sound /d3/. So regular Geoff/Jeff is roughly /dzef/ and his is /dzef/. They are similar but they are NOT the same consonant. /d3/ is a voiced postalveolar affricate and /dz/ is a voiced retroflex affricate. Basically you make the beginning of "Jeff" with the tongue farther back/retracted, which gives it a harder, deeper "dzh" sound.
I'm really into etymology and historical linguistics so the spelling was intentional too. Geoff is already a weird spelling from a modern English perspective because gives you basically no reason to predict /dzef/ unless you already know the name. Obviously I am NOT claiming medieval Geoffrey was pronounced / dzef/. I

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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This skeltal-based primeval plea was never before seen on the free interwebs.

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026

microsoft have essentially bought up and bulldozed almost an entire american arts industry as a half-hearted distraction from their main project of trying to monopolise and rent-seek global digital infrastructure and military contracts

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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この耐えがたい世界に残された最後の僅かな良心 @toskarin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

you only lose 15fps, and some people complain about this, but if you're like me and prefer looking at games to playing them, it's all worth it when you see the game in motion and it looks not much better

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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is my new favorite thing.

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026

Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/

Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.

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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

pranked shadow by telling him i had robot eyes that could tell when he was high and he started crying and begging me "don't tell maria" and now i just feel bad.

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matt @ 7.56 @donthebreeze.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

ultimately the problem isnt discord its age verification laws. any platform people would move to away from discord would obviously eventually be big enough to also be under scrutiny from International Lawmakers. thus likely forcing them to implement age verification as well

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Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot @egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The bread is perfect, the bread is warm, well-risen; the bread, golden, is baked to perfection, the delicacies are a pleasure in my hands. (OGC)

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この耐えがたい世界に残された最後の僅かな良心 @toskarin.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

the cool thing about covid is that once you learn about the symptoms you can kinda tell how bad it's gonna be, but you also catch yourself developing it earlier. I'm like six, maybe five months out, I'm looking through my eyes, I see a great bird cresting the horizon, I see a lion swallowing the sun

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