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Everybody loves IJ

@everybodylovesij.bsky.social
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 4h
I BET YOU DID ROBERTO YOU DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS. I BET YOU FUCKING DID.
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 4h
please do not doxx me like this
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 4h
Then putting that fucker in a roll ffs
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Leonardo DiCaprio Wolf of Wall Street Reaction
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Wolf of Wall Street Reaction
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 4h
"USA! USA! USA!" Ok but what about this
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 4h
The entirety of my decade in the States:
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 4h
Tedious posters: my favourite political party is my entire life. Everything they say is correct, everything they don't like is wrong. This is my existence. Me: lmao honkers
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 4h
Finally a good post on this website
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 4h
The WolfPack are my local team! They used to be the Whale!
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 4h
I will never stop talking about Big Bill btw
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 7h
yeah man, no way this will go wrong
Elon Musk • X @elonmusk •45m
To buy stuff, you can just take a picture of your credit card, drop it in the chat and Grok @Bot will scour the Internet for the best deal on the item you want and order it
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 5h
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 5h
There's no many things I feel sorry for someone about, but taking a 80mph puck straight to the knee
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 5h
The two best sports on the planet are hockey and fitba. And I said fitba for a reason.
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 5h
"Imagine a guy from a better sport watched ours!" Fuck off
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 5h
Never saw that Haaland/hockey advert before. Fuck off. Fuck off.
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 5h
Oh and now on the PK
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 5h
1 shot through 10 minutes is not very good
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 5h
Philippine/Scottish brothers? That just means they're even better at food
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 5h
"Crazy delicious" I'm told.
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 5h
That's right
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 5h
Until the day I die the worst team in the East is better than the best team in the West, but it's good than TvD isn't playing
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 5h
Now I'm no one of they Scotty Bowmans, but I'd probably stop letting him take one
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 6h
"Rips it on Tristan Jarry"
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Alonzo Mourning
ALT: Alonzo Mourning
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 6h
NHL network is trying to make Gavin McKenna the greatest rookie of all time. Maybe he's just shite!
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 6h
Anyway I'm going from depressed Scottish nationalism to Penguins hockey now, that might be even worse tbh
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 6h
Is Machair "British culture"? Fuck off. Just fucking say English. Like every single racist now is too shite scared to say what they mean outright
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 6h
Is this "British" culture?
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Peat and Diesel Western Isles
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 6h
btw "my wife's Scottish family gift me with a small single malt once a year, it burns my throat" Aye ok Nigel. Once again don't fucking tell me there's a "British" culture
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Rob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 18h
Excellent typo
Wife's Scottish family gift me with a small single male once a year. I am not really into that and it burns my throat but keep it down out of politeness, because I know that's how they do things. Thinking of quitting alcohol entirely to not hurt their feelings.
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 6h
His name is codeine? Brother I'm already abusing Naproxen just so I can get out of bed
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 6h
Waitin' Around to Die next? You bet!
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 6h
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Bonnie "Prince" Billy - I See A Darkness (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 9h
Half the country isn't on fire because of BBQs, pretty much every wildfire is on land that used to be peat bogs that we drained to make it easier to shoot things and put sheep there. We've turned our greatest defence against both wildfires and flooding in to a giant tinder box.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 6h
it's "turkey cross the road" season again in new england
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 6h
You quite simply cannot stop the man from wearing glasses and being from the Scottish sticks
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 6h
Ally would you say Grand Prix or Bandwagonesque, obviously we all the know the other 8 would be the Proclaimers
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 6h
Louise out of Eternal weeping openly
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 6h
Have that picture up on an easel at my funeral as Hope Sandovahl sings "Fade into You" live
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 6h
If AI is so great why can't it make me look this good again
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 7h
"It's my posts Don't you forget It's my posts It never ends"
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 7h
1987 apparently. I feel quite the fool now
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 7h
"Wonderful Life" by Black (1986) was emo btw
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 7h
The only book I quite literally couldn't stomach finishing was American Psycho. Imagine that it was made into a movie!
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 7h
The Pixies were all Kim Deal btw
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 7h
Best Frank Black/Black Francis songs power rankings reversed: 5. Suffering - Frank Black & the Catholics 4. Los Angeles - Frank Black 3. Alec Eiffel - Pixies 2. Lovesick - Grand Duchy 1. Headache - Frank Black
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 7h
Noddyland is getting porked eh
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 7h
Where do bad folks go when they die?
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 7h
The best Nirvana songs were when Kurt covered Curt (from the Meat Puppets)
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 7h
It didn't have the Very Hungry Caterpillar though
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 7h
CRITIQUE AWAY
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