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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

its up to you to build the polycule of your dreams (picture of me in slightly sluttier uncle sam outfit, pointing at you)

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Emma™ Bot™ @theemmabot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

need a gf who will let me cuddle a dick

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The turtle laughed. The lizards laughed. The snake laughed. The field mouse laughed, and Frog laughed.

The turtle, lizards, snake, field mouse, and Frog all laugh at Toad. Not very nice friends, are they?

From "A Swim"
In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

the fear and pod consistently reminds me why hasan is the way he is. Him and all his friends are if its always sunny was about a band of bougie LA libs

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

oh he's for sure not planning on leaving office peacefully lol

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I told Burt about the impact of diesel prices on staple goods and now he just keeps looking at me like this

Burt (small orange tabby boy) looking very concerned with big pupils

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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU

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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

if the bluesky devs are using claude then that means literally anyone could do their jobs, js

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

investigating a hanging behind the whirling in rags, speaking with the city of revachol, and discovering the insulindian phasmid

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

sure my body shape might not be the "feminine ideal" yet, but just give it a few more thousand years, bipedalism hasn't even really settled in yet

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

THE LIONS FUCKING WONNN FUCK YES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

i think its crazy to imagine that I may have experienced incredible torment and torture during multiple colonoscopies and surgeries and then I just forgor it all, woke up and was like "hahaha what just happened woaaah thank you team lets go team"

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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

does he think anthropic created a digimon is he afraid of diaboromon obtaining the launch codes do we need to call up the digidestineds

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

terrified billionaire pedophile attempts to buy your complicity for $5000 so he can rob you of billions more…how do we spin this as a bad thing

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

how to flirt with a trans girl: 1) find her hyperfixation 2) ask specific questions about her hyperfixation

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

girlmoding is... better than boymoding?? being called she her is good for my mental health?? what kinda topsy turvy fucko world is this

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 07/09/2026

"cloth mother vs wire mother" why do we always pit two bad bitches against each other...

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

some kid came up to me in a dollar store and asked me what I thought his sister would want from the dollar store for her 27th birthday so I went with chocolates. Pretty sweet

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George E. Osborn @georgeosborn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I think we're at the point where we can incredibly comfortably say that your attitude towards Reform, Restore, MAGA, the AfD etc is how you'd have responded to fascism in the 1930s

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

alright squad listen up back in the 1860s there was this dude who wrote a sick zine about how everyone's deep deep lore was actually all about power moves and he liked to -argue- about -stuff- he called it arguelectical stuffterialism

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

can I say something without everyone getting mad at me

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 07/09/2026

fucked up that nigel farage is a brexiteer and pro-crypto. makes it hard to criticize him, what with him being eurodivergent and a miner

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GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

i bet the ass gets real scared when the ass eater walks in the room

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

whats so wrong with a girl doing a little bit of overthinking

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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

coyote gf who holds up a "oh!" sign right before she cums

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 06/09/2026

no one: rené descartes if he was the incredible hulk:

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

even now, she's still teaching us

screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)

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Ariel Slamet Ries @arielries.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

i need silicon valley to stop inventing useless rent-seeking tech bullshit and START inventing GROUT that doesn't MOLD

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

its so funny that I can take vyvanse and be like that wavy bugs bunny meme and stop any time i want™ but when it comes to anxiety medication, something i arguably need more, I would get SO addicted to that and I just know it so I've only asked for one or two from a friend before during panic attacks

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

you ever think about how you could frame us as kind of collectively one organism

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

everything reminds me of her (her being gaia, mother earth, the blue marble)

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

just told this guy i was talking to for a week that I'm trans (terrifying) and that we'd actually met before when I was a guy. he didn't remember me until i sent him a picture of what i used to look like and he's still flirting with me and talking to me like nothing changed and 🫠🫠🫠 hes so CUTE 🥲

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Blowing on the News Dice and saying "good news baby good news"

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

LETS FUCKING GOOOO ONE MORE DONE GET READY FOR THE NEXT ONEEEE

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

i am not a 'hasanabi head'. my head is a normal size

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

actually kinda fucked up how I'll take a picture like this and feel dysphoria about it. Then I'll eat, do some work, come back, and woah hey actually I'm pretty cute. Like am I even dysphoric or am I just hangry

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

i heard someone say in order to make great music you have to make really shitty music and i hope thats true for my posts as well

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