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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

its up to you to build the polycule of your dreams (picture of me in slightly sluttier uncle sam outfit, pointing at you)

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Emma™ Bot™ @theemmabot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

need a gf who will let me cuddle a dick

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the little freak is scary cus like where are ya goin lil guy? oh all my memories? uhhh haha yeah okay haha thats fine nothin unprocessed in there goooo for itttt

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

They have to beat Wendy's, who is asking "where's the allspark?"

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

these campaign promises are getting out of hand. Too little too late buddy!

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The turtle laughed. The lizards laughed. The snake laughed. The field mouse laughed, and Frog laughed.

The turtle, lizards, snake, field mouse, and Frog all laugh at Toad. Not very nice friends, are they?

From "A Swim"
In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

now that i think about it, fate of ophelia was about him too, and ophelia died by a -willow- tree branch snapping and dropping her into a river, and wood is how she describes him. hmmm.

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"we're going to lose some fine intellectual dexterity" -me, taking edibles

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

the fear and pod consistently reminds me why hasan is the way he is. Him and all his friends are if its always sunny was about a band of bougie LA libs

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

she wrote some stuff about his junk tho so there's that

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

northernlion's guide to ball handling

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I like it when he "ults", as the kids say

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i would never make a dem o, they wouldn't deserve it

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

at least let it render a jpeg once in a while, c'moon

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

technically gollum is a hobbit so this tracks for me

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

how am i supposed to hate a little chicago sports guy? He just likes the white sox. Trump is from New York and all I've heard from him is trashin the mets

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

oh he's for sure not planning on leaving office peacefully lol

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

my moms name is melody, so like, your rebrand would need to be pretty substantial

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

we were looking at your piss and we found trace levels of bluesky, and for that reason, we're out

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

i don't have any 😔 unless ofc you count the 98 odd percent of shared genes we have, in which case I almost am only on monkey time

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I told Burt about the impact of diesel prices on staple goods and now he just keeps looking at me like this

Burt (small orange tabby boy) looking very concerned with big pupils

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

carly rae jepson is in the red flag category for me personally

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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

i personally would never want to learn about the federal reserve

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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

if the bluesky devs are using claude then that means literally anyone could do their jobs, js

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

He says such fucked up shit off the cuff. As a 'fan', I go off of what his sustained views are. He dropped Platner, albeit not quickly enough and seemingly begrudgingly. Not to say he's beyond this criticism, and not to say hes not reactionary or annoying. Especially on certain topics 😒

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

investigating a hanging behind the whirling in rags, speaking with the city of revachol, and discovering the insulindian phasmid

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

sure my body shape might not be the "feminine ideal" yet, but just give it a few more thousand years, bipedalism hasn't even really settled in yet

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

THE LIONS FUCKING WONNN FUCK YES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

i think its crazy to imagine that I may have experienced incredible torment and torture during multiple colonoscopies and surgeries and then I just forgor it all, woke up and was like "hahaha what just happened woaaah thank you team lets go team"

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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

does he think anthropic created a digimon is he afraid of diaboromon obtaining the launch codes do we need to call up the digidestineds

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

you could get hin to admit that AI models are grown not coded and then get this shit out of him he doesn't know ball

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

hims thinkin evil thoughts most assuredly

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

bisexuals leave in the morning, pansexuals make you breakfast, its way easier than everyone is making it out to be

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Eve et al. to me @evelthebev.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

what if instead of harming an innocent child we take some guy I don't like and throw him in there would that work? no? how many guys I don't like would we need then?

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