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Ethan 李昌澔

@ethanj.li
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magpie for words they/them [gasshō emoji] [nenju emoji]

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 12/09/2026
[blowing on my Enter key like a superstitious gambler] c'mon... c'mon..!! yes!!!! JACKPOT!!! an ssh public key data with the word "gay" in it
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Isabel J. Kim @isabel.kim · 09/08/2026
I snort my verb and then rev up my adjectivebike before speeding away to Noun City
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eliza🌻 @elizas.website · 09/08/2026
selecting funny mouth sounds is an important part of my writing process, which is why i wholeheartedly believe no floating-point matrix, no matter how many non-IEEE-approved small floats it may contain, will ever be able to convincingly imitate me
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Paul Ford @ftrain.com · 03/08/2026
the sigh that left my body. sighs within sighs within sighs, a sighducken, the sighpocalopyse, the sigh of the times, the inceptsigh, arch deluxe with sighs, blue sighs smiling on me, I sigh with my little eye, sigh newhouse, the palace of versighs. and a little tiny manicured sigh, aka a bonsigh.
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eliza🌻 @elizas.website · 30/07/2026
the reason it takes me so long to get out of bed in the morning? i’m glad you asked! i’m DIMM training.
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André Arko @indirect.io · 24/07/2026
do you think "webapp" stands for "weblication application"? or "website appsite"
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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Ethan 李昌澔 @ethanj.li · 19/07/2026
me when I open a TCP connection:
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Ethan 李昌澔 @ethanj.li · 21/06/2026
within the utterance, the uttering itself— & the utterancinger & the utterancinged!
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House & Field Negro Quarterly @morethanmud.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
the hungry observatory
black and white photo of domed observatory beneath a full moon; opened at the top resembling the pac man video game about to eat an energy dot
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Ethan 李昌澔 @ethanj.li · 07/05/2026
the ten genders (north, south, east, west, northeast, northwest, southeast, southwest, zenith, and nadir)
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America
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drih com h no final @drihhawkeye.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Crying over the moon is my new hobby apparently
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Ethan 李昌澔 @ethanj.li · 10/03/2026
"he put out his wide and long tongue which reached upward to the Brahma world. he emitted innumerable and immeasurable colored rays of light from all his pores and universally illuminated the worlds of the ten directions."
a screenshot from "Pokémon the Series: The Beginning" episode "A Tent Situation" showing a Lickitung standing with its long and wide tongue stretched out and its two cute little arms raised up
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 03/03/2026
the computer is NOT conscious. until you put googly eyes on it
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Nathan @nathanbeddoe.com · 16/02/2026
Who is Tim?
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Ethan 李昌澔 @ethanj.li · 15/02/2026
wired: the eternal september tired: the eternal sloptember uninspired: the eternal hypertember
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.
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Chen Chen @chenchenwrites.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
me at 13: dear diary, me today: dear gay people in my phone,
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
It’s called ‘vs code’ because the code is an enemy you are fighting
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 12/01/2026
the hungry ghost it destroyed its jar yes YES the ghost is out
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Isabel J. Kim @isabel.kim · 13/01/2026
a lot of authors talk about wanting to write the representation that they didnt have in the fiction they read when they were a kid. and thats good. unfortunately, what i want is for everyone to experience the alienation i felt reading books as a kid. woe. estrangement be upon ye.
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skyking @jkachmar.com · 07/01/2026
"Uber for Dogs" is OUT "Theranos of <Whatever>" is IN!
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
We had a good run
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Jim Calabro ♟️ @calabro.io · 23/12/2025
gen z sysadmins be like rm -fr
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ByteVagabond @bytevagabond.com · 03/03/2025
programming is just the art of adding bugs to an empty file
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Bryan Cantrill @bcantrill.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
OH: "LinkedIn is really just Business Grindr"
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 16/08/2025
You (a fool): The LLM is an all-knowing oracle, on its way to godlike intelligence Me (dumber): The LLM is Indra’s Net, each fundamentally empty token a multifaceted jewel in whose surfaces the reflections of every other jewel arise in mutual interdependence The LLM: You can eat that rock
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 05/11/2025
honey wake up new sentence just dropped
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 15/10/2025
RIP to everyone killed by social media for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the posting gods.
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Grace @gracekind.net · 02/10/2025
Why do they call it model view controller when you view the controller viewcontroller model control the view model?
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I can still fix it.
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Isabel J. Kim @isabel.kim · 01/09/2025
one morning, when gregor samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a very hungry caterpillar
the very hungry caterpillar superimposed on an illustration of gregor samsa from the metamorphosis as a beetle
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Ethan 李昌澔 @ethanj.li · 08/08/2025
I never really learned to pick out yúcì with my kuàizi. but maybe languages are closer to glass shards, singing delicately as we grind them against each other between our teeth.
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Chen Chen @chenchenwrites.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
love a little writing side project that spirals out of control and eventually becomes the main obsession
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Ethan 李昌澔 @ethanj.li · 18/03/2025
吃完才說 頂きます... 凡夫味道! chī wán cái shuō itadakimasu... bombu wèidào! “I humbly receive” only after eating… my bombu taste, ah!
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Jesse Hicks @jessehixxx.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
The thing is, none of us know which Google doc will be our last. That's what makes each one special.
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
*explaining gender euphoria to a developer* so, imagine you're migrating away from cmake
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Ethan 李昌澔 @ethanj.li · 21/01/2025
and I put everything on a katamari. everything. all my (gay) hopes and (gay) dreams, my old report cards (A-), every (gay) breed of dog, every last (gay) personal ad on Craigslist. sesame. poppy seed. salt. and it collapsed in on itself.
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Chen Chen @chenchenwrites.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
ok maybe that was actually too much longing for one day
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evil cheese mouse @cheesemouse.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
diagram of maslow's hierarchy of needs, a triangle with a top section of self fulfillment needs, mid section labeled psychological needs, and at the base, basic needs. the text of the pyramid has been removed and it says "cheese" across the whole thing
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vaguely reassuring state machines @happyautomata.com · 30/11/2024
💧💦☁️🌪️🌈
A randomly generated finite state machine, made of the emoji 💧, 💦, ☁️, 🌪️, 🌈
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 28/11/2024
it was DNS
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Ethan 李昌澔 @ethanj.li · 17/11/2024
whoops
photo (from October 17, 2023) of a computer screen with a label printed on it, which reads: "DO NOT upgrade Windows"
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