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The C Programming Language

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Official account of the C Programming Language, invented by Immanuel Kant in 1799 at Bell Labs Königsberg

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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
100% of the top minds in software engineering have one thing in common and knowing what it is will completely change how you approach programming: They NEVER under any circumstance poop while off the clock.
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Cat @drcat7.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I ♥️ SEGFAULTS
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sorry ✋️ I don't believe in the kind of mumbo jumbo that makes it harder to write incorrect code
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
YOU CANT CHANGE THE WORLS WITHOUT CHAMGING SOME STATE
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Does the cryptography community have a backup plan for if Alice and Bob ever break up?
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
shonen anime about static analysis. season 1 ends with the protagonist learning to apply the knaster tarski theorem
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I don't use any Microsoft products but I make sure to install at least a couple in case any hackers ever need full access to my machine
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Haskell programming language @haskell.org · 02/06/2026
The past years have seen horrendous attacks towards trans people. We have a duty to protect the most vulnerable members of our communities. There is no Haskell without the trans people who have shaped it through the years. This June is a month of celebrations, but the struggle continues. ✊🏳️‍⚧️λ
The trans flag with a greek lowecase lambda letter in black on it.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
(builds a mechanism) hey i think this might be god???
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
When the codebase lowkey has nutty putty cave vibes
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The established best practice is to Not
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
PLEASE never follow programming languages on social media in hopes of dating them
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The major reason why LLMs suck at writing C has been out in the open for years but nobody is ready to talk about it www.wired.com/story/openai...
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OpenAI Really Wants Codex to Shut Up About Goblins
“Never talk about goblins, gremlins, raccoons, trolls, ogres, pigeons, or other animals or creatures unless it is absolutely and unambiguously relevant,” reads OpenAI’s coding agent instructions.
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Tip: NEVER use a random number. A non deterministic "solution" is unworthy of the divine touch of a turing machine
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Kill the QA in your head
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hi their @mikemay.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Being decrypted probably feels amazing for a message
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
backslash undoubtedly the worst character of all time. absolute diva of a symbol aaalways needs some kind of special treatment. super toxic vibes
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
What if there was a man in the middle attack but the man in the middle was like, really chill. What if he was basically a chill guy who didn't mind if you sent a secret or whatever
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Pleaaaaaase cast this void pointer to an int pointer. Nothing bad will happen I promise. Plssss
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 31/03/2026
have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
When people suggest leaded solder it's usually because of ease of use but another cool perk is that it tastes much better
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Biggest open problems in computer science: 3. Porting doom to nixos 2. Concurrent fizzbuzz 1. Making led go blink
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Björkus "No time_t to Die" Dorkus @thephd.dev · 21/03/2026
(* said through gritted teeth, screwed-shut eyes, and a throbbing temple vein *) so true bestie....
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The great thing about C is that if your code compiles, it's correct
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
First of my bloodline to know what a compiler is and suffering for it
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
uart
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Anschel @anschel.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
this joke was not written by a C programmer you can't fool me
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
www.theregister.com/2026/03/12/i... RIP to the man behind the funniest bit of all time: the invention of the null pointer
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Quicksort inventor Tony Hoare dies at 92
Obit: Classicist, philosopher, wit, and one of the greatest British computer scientists of all time
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
in the Nat club. straight up 'succing it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My peano.
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
mom says its my turn on the random oracle
Tiny alien standing in the doorway like a pleading child
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Hmm i think today I will use plain RSA as a signature scheme
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
todays fun programming fact:
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Good start adorned with the text "abandoned yet another personal project"
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
As they say, don't roll your own crypto* *) unless you're an extra special clever boy
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
If notepad++ was written in rust none of this would have happened
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
9 out of 10 C developers recommend storing raw and cooked meat in the same container
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
It’s called ‘vs code’ because the code is an enemy you are fighting
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 07/07/2024
adding a tier to my patreon where you get to ssh into my computer and do whatever
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
*gets woken up by interrupt* eeeughg...aehhgj.......gg..
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Not this guy again...
Bluesy notification screenshot: "Derrida has followed you"
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Not many people appreciate the laconic beauty of an artisanal linker script nowadays... shame..
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
jana h-s tweet from Nov 15, 2022 reading:

fun computer fact!

if moore's law holds true, by the year 2025, each of your teeth will contain a tiny computer, screaming for your attention at all times. their small, terrified voices will whisper you to sleep every night, like scared children describing shapes in the dark
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Not now sweetie, daddy is late for his shift at the integer factory
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Haskell programming language @haskell.org · 03/12/2025
Custom Haskell RTS that plays the Wilhelm scream every time a partial function is evaluated
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Custom C runtime that plays the Wilhelm scream every time a standard library function is invoked
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gavin @gavn.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
DESCRIPTION
 Never. use. this. function.
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Fun fact: while many other languages have syntactic sugar, C is the only language with syntactic hydrochloric acid
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
The only legitimate software development methodology: 1. Think very hard about an implementation 2. Don't do anything
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Tip: There is never a good reason to write a function with a signature different from void f(void *)
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Everyone is laughing at you in the group chat man. They're saying you don't even formally verify your code
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