Reposted by @espieglerie.bsky.socialjam @socialistboat.dad · 29/09/2026😒 "Looping you in for visibility" 😏 "Sir, you're gonna want to see this" 25611
Reposted by @espieglerie.bsky.socialElias Greig @eliasgreig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I keep seeing articles about men worrying they won't pass on their genes, and I don't understand why the media won't tell the plain truth: as a man hoping to sire children, the most important thing to do is artfully assemble a bower and surround it with a collection of startlingly blue objects. 27629143
Reposted by @espieglerie.bsky.social🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 15/09/2026All the kids are talking about Monty Don retiring from Gardeners World “it’s so over” “I’ll never get the build of my wig wam structure right for my long beans now” “RIP to the garden GOAT” just some of comments I’m seeing 1135
espieglerie.bsky.social @espieglerie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ran into @billhookunion.beanyear.com at the store 171
Reposted by @espieglerie.bsky.socialAmanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 07/09/2026[eyes go black] you have to kill the supplement industry 261710272
Reposted by @espieglerie.bsky.socialDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 30/08/2023DIG through the fridges to MAKE some sandwiches theres HAM and what looks like arugula 312164684
espieglerie.bsky.social @espieglerie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Touching grass isn’t enough, I need to 000
Reposted by @espieglerie.bsky.socialMateusz Fafinski @calthalas.bsky.social · 09/11/2024Medieval psalters be like 🌺🌿🌿🌿🌿🌺🌱🌱💫 🌿🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🌼🌱💫 🌿🟡🟦🟦🟦🟦✨🌱💫 🌿🟡🟦🤴🏾🦄🌝🟦🦚💫 🌿🟡🟦🟦🟦🟦✨🌱🍆 🌿😼🟦🤺🥀🏹🟦🐕💫 🌿🟡🟦🌸🦜🐉🟦🌱💫 🌿🟡🟦🏹🐒🐝🟦🌱💫 🌿🟡🟦🟦🟦🟦eatus vir 🌿🟡🟡🧜♂️🟡🟡🌷🌱💫 🌺🌿🌿🌿🌿🌺🌱🌱🌼 13935253
Reposted by @espieglerie.bsky.socialMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Do you want to view ✖️ Men ✖️ Women ✖️ Couples ✅ Tom Bombadil tomdabomb: hey guys tomdabomb: almost at goal Hornystud: boots LuvrBoi: show boots irl12inch: yellow boots NOW tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter" Hornystud: NO irl12inch: NO MisterCocks: NO 112225515
espieglerie.bsky.social @espieglerie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Gazpacho soup with farmers market tomatoes 🍅🧄🫑🧅 🥒 030
Reposted by @espieglerie.bsky.socialFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 05/07/2026a song about how to enjoy fireworks by carter vail 7613138
Reposted by @espieglerie.bsky.socialScott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social · 01/04/2026moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!! 4558602175
Reposted by @espieglerie.bsky.social Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Seen tacked to a community board on my walk 90119783518
Reposted by @espieglerie.bsky.socialEdward 'the ş̶̭̤͙̪̩̮͐͂̐̈́ẘ̶̧̗̱̻ě̷̞̯̘͇͙͈̃̈́̉́̇́͐͝͝ą̸̨̡͚̞͕͔̩͑͘͜r̵̞̮̃̾͂̀̔͋͒͐̓̓̚͝ͅw̶̡̳̱̘̱̩̼̞̣̋͌̒̈́͛̕͠ǫ̷̛͇̱͚̗͆̋̾͆̀̉̌͠ḽ̸̡͇͖̺̤̟̞͒̔̀̊́́̆̆͛͆͗̅͝͝f̸̣͔̝̥͔͍̔͂̂̋͗̉̾̊́ͅ' Reynolds-Paustian @edward-reynolds.bsky.social · 18/03/2026youtu.be/oponIfu5L3Y?...youtu.beAfroman - Will You Help Me Repair My Door (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)YouTube video by ogafroman 2128
Reposted by @espieglerie.bsky.socialTomer Ullman @tomerullman.bsky.social · 11/03/2026(Rome, 2600 years ago) OFFICIAL: it says here you want to 'watch birds'? PERSON WHO WANTS TO BE PAID TO WATCH BIRDS FOR A LIVING: yes OFFICIAL: ...because their swirls and swoops will reveal to us the thoughts of Jupiter on high? PERSON WHO WANTS TO BE PAID TO WATCH BIRDS FOR A LIVING: ....yes 07922
Reposted by @espieglerie.bsky.socialweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Blue Jay: My scientific name is Cyanocitta cristata American Robin: Oh that's beautiful, I don't know mine, not sure if I have one 302124369
Reposted by @espieglerie.bsky.socialswedemason @swedemason.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Berry Bars 11630252
Reposted by @espieglerie.bsky.socialtaber @kvetch.gay · 15/02/2026SISTER ACT (1992) is one of the films with the farthest distance, historically speaking, between how fucking utterly idiotic the premise is and how hard everyone put their entire whole pussy into it 3232
Reposted by @espieglerie.bsky.social28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 06/02/2026the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran 10069811538
Reposted by @espieglerie.bsky.socialazlobo.bsky.social @azlobo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Real "Lid of me Granny's Bin" energy. youtu.be/an_YCft6LlE?...youtu.beLid Of Me Granny's BinYouTube video by Blackthorn - Topic 2106
espieglerie.bsky.social @espieglerie.bsky.social · 18/01/2026WASSAIL the trees, that they may bear You many a plum and many a pear: For more or less fruits they will bring, As you do give them wassailing. 000
Reposted by @espieglerie.bsky.socialRafe Meager (they/them) @economeager.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this" 22109681911
espieglerie.bsky.social @espieglerie.bsky.social · 10/01/2026@billhookunion.beanyear.com do you have any nurseries you like on the east coast/mid Atlantic? I want to buy a bare root plum and I don’t want to pay $150 after shipping costs. 100
Reposted by @espieglerie.bsky.socialChickenfoxOnlySpooky @chickenfox.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Aw I didn't check to see if anyone else did it already... but I like how mine turned out just using my photos app, so 312232
Reposted by @espieglerie.bsky.socialpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I am gonna make it through this year if it kills Smee 121336217
Reposted by @espieglerie.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 12/12/2025one of my longstanding takes is that car manufacturers should be forced to install mandatory speed limiters in every new vehicle and people react to that like I'm advocating to strip them of their right to free speech 1032794183
Reposted by @espieglerie.bsky.socialNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 23/11/2025they spent millions inventing the impossible burger, meanwhile if a restaurant has a "veggie burger" you know im getting that shit. oh your fake meat has beet juice so it looks like it bleeds? I want a burger that has like visible broccoli florets in it. kernels of yellow corn. 6731
Reposted by @espieglerie.bsky.socialOhio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · 15/11/2025My Captain told me the sea keeps eating his pressed hands so i asked how many sailors he has and he said he just goes to port and presses new sailors afterwards so i said it just sounds like he's drowning landsmen and now his bosun is flogging me 05410
Reposted by @espieglerie.bsky.socialBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 05/11/2025this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years. 6375161181
espieglerie.bsky.social @espieglerie.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Great to hear @billhookunion.beanyear.com is keeping me safe from ghosts. 291
Reposted by @espieglerie.bsky.socialLovelyBigfootFriendToAll @lovelybigfoot.bsky.social · 15/10/2025 2323
espieglerie.bsky.social @espieglerie.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Bean-nana bread featuring carob powder from @billhookunion.beanyear.com. I swapped 40 grams of carob powder for flour in this smitten kitchen recipe and it’s so good smittenkitchen.com/2006/11/jack.... 1111
Reposted by @espieglerie.bsky.socialRed tickseed @redtickseed.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Master and Commander/TNG Intro this was rendering all day while I was out lol 62548904
Reposted by @espieglerie.bsky.socialJessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 19/12/2024"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'." "Okay, now don't be mad but..." 211155153973
Reposted by @espieglerie.bsky.socialDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 17/10/2024No one ever talks about how an oubliette implies the existence of a larger, and far more terrifying, oobly. 14455140
espieglerie.bsky.social @espieglerie.bsky.social · 05/07/2024I can’t believe they cropped Count Binface out of the picture 020
espieglerie.bsky.social @espieglerie.bsky.social · 23/02/2024Such a tragedy to see an institution like DCist go down under incompetent leadership. DCist taught me and many others how to be a Washingtonian, and it’s absence leaves a huge hole in the local news scene. 000
espieglerie.bsky.social @espieglerie.bsky.social · 02/12/2023🎶 AND IF I’M FLYING SOLO, AT LEAST I’M FLYING FREE 🎶 030
![laminated flyer pushpinned to a community board. we see a photo of a coyote, and the text reads:
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DOG?
[photo of a coyote]
DUMMY THAT'S A COYOTE.
OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO???:
—NO ACTION REQUIRED
—IT IS WILDLIFE IN THE WILD (!)
-HERE TO EAT DELICIOUS RODENT
-LET HER COOK
—NOT INTERESTED IN YOU, LOL GET OVER YOURSELF BABE;)
—KEEP DOGS ON LEASH AND CATS INDOORS
-(LIKE YOU SHOULD BE DOING ANYWAY)
—YOTE IS A RESPECTED NEIGHBOR AND CRITTER CONTROL PROFESSIONAL](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bzvkcciljsphlgnk7iraf26t/bafkreib6gagplfpduin7jjpqa7lo2zvoe72gjycjdkrngtsxhyfytzoypa)
