Reposted by ConorZoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 1h"Enough, William" Genuinely feels like an Oscar Wilde joke holy shit 0615
Reposted by Conorlowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 6h1/ feature, not bug 2/ already obviously true if you don’t have Law Brain - and also feature, not bug 3/ don’t care 4/ there is no alternative 4350671
Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 6hI’m not slicing this bad boy. I’m going to town on it with an enormous chomp. 180
Reposted by ConorNick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 7hA definite sign of ageing is that you cannot impress me with "over 20 years" anymore. Am I expected to think this sauce is ancient, because it's as old as Nelly Furtado's Maneater? 1023891566
Reposted by Conoralt-DUP @duponline.eurosky.social · 6hAnd Victim B. "Every day I pray God will let me die" 153
Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 7hI really don’t care about these debates about what Zionism is because it’s mostly arguing over semantics. Israel is still a genocidal apartheid rogue state 080
Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 7hSounds like they are trying to run the same playbook against the Greens that they used against Corbyn. It’s not going to work however because we’ve all been watching Israel do a genocide for the past couple of years 1203
Reposted by ConorEvan @evansmithhist.bsky.social · 7hToday I found out that Umberto Eco crafted a version of this meme in the 1980s… 392267664
Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 7hNow please do not ask us any follow up questions about how we sheltered him for decades. Hey look over there! it’s Dumcree! 040
Reposted by ConorPrince Charles Cinema @princecharlescinema.com · 8hThe Prince Charles Cinema Secures its Future The Prince Charles Cinema is thrilled to announce that we have signed a new 25-year lease with no break clause, ensuring our projectors will keep rolling for years to come. #YouSavedthePCC 762211580
Reposted by ConorTony - Pod Guy - Groves @tonygroves.bsky.social · 7hFilled with awe at the strength of the people who fought for and have now gotten justice for the reprehensible acts committed by the disgusting and vile Jeffrey Donaldson. 0326
Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 7hA bunch of Ordovician era Crustaceans on the bed on the warm tropical sea where one day there will be a London all singing ‘Knees Up Mother Brown’ together 000
Reposted by ConorJosephine Riesman @josie.zone · 8hI have not stopped thinking about these @headfallsoff.com skeets for the last 9mos 318433
Reposted by ConorDark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 10hYou can tell by the double hesitation before saying "people in Ireland" he has some slur in the chamber that's weapons free once he's had a drink or two 084
Reposted by ConorDean Buckley @deanbuckley.bsky.social · 8htwo things are true: + Meta et al. are blatantly using disabled people to whitewash the awful reputation of their "pervert glasses" and blurring the lines with assistive tech + it will be very difficult to legislate against "pervert glasses" without infringing on the rights of disabled people 3173
Reposted by ConorDave Andress @davidandress.bsky.social · 7hThe state of us. Only 15 months in the last 24 when UK GDP growth hasn't been zero or negative. Only 10 of those months when it's beem more than 0.1% - a statistical flatline. And every day the govt announces new policies that will drive productive working people out of the country.bbc.co.ukHealey says surprise UK growth is 'sign of resilience' ahead of BudgetThe economy grew by 0.1% in August, defying analysts' expectations of a slight contraction. 142
Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 7hThe Jeffrey Donaldson thing feels weird because it’s the rare instance of a Northern Irish politician facing actual consequences 010
Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 7hLooking forward to watching the new movie “Help I got Swallowed by a Sperm Whale! But Maybe the real getting Swallowed by a Sperm Whale was my Relationship with my Deadbeat Dad?!” 000
Reposted by ConorHK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 7hThe whole Sally Rooney debacle really is a good example of how the British state really only exists to gaslight people. It's willing to do the most insane things in the most tedious ways to punish anyone who points out what is actually going on or who asks a follow up question 06616
Reposted by ConorMark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 7hThe former leader of Northern Ireland’s right wing Democratic Unionist Party has been jailed for 15 years for child sex abuse including rape.bbc.co.ukJeffrey Donaldson: Former DUP leader sentenced to 15 years in prison for child sex abuseThe ex-MP was convicted in June of 18 offences, including one count of rape, relating to the abuse of two women when they were children. 53461185
Reposted by ConorChris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 9hi think it's easier to just say "immigration is fine" than come up with increasingly strained descriptions of why moving from france to germany for 6 years or whatever isn't immigration somehow 8535100
Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 8hThis guy just needs a top hat, muttonchops and a Union Jack waistcoat and he’s the spit of John Bull 010
Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 8hBanning these glasses from all government facilities seems like a basic security measure 020
Reposted by ConorMcNastyPrime @mcnastyprime.bsky.social · 16hSame goes for the iconic Tayto crisps #visionquest 082
Reposted by ConorMcNastyPrime @mcnastyprime.bsky.social · 16hI'm guessing ther's an Irish speical effects house involved in #VisionQuest ? 1145
Reposted by ConorBarbara VanDenburgh @babsvan.bsky.social · 22hJoe Biden’s one job was to prevent Trump from ever happening again. That was it! The thing we expressly elected him to do! And he whiffed it! He wouldn’t do the politically hard and necessary things, and now look where we are. He was an abject failure by the only measure that matters. 718643
Reposted by ConorLong John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 10hIt’s very interesting how the shift in tone has gone in my lifetime from “we need an advanced economy with skilled jobs” to just “yeah make them work for free for big hospitality chains and supermarkets” 1159
Reposted by ConorBaltimore Banner @thebaltimorebanner.com · 8hWhat happened to Howard County Republicans?buff.lyWhat happened to Howard County Republicans?No Republicans are running for Howard County executive or most other local offices this spring. Of more than a dozen County Council candidates, just one is a Republican. 072
Reposted by ConorConor @ernekid.bsky.social · 20hThe solution? Simple. We make Greyhounds Public Sector Workers.static.klipy.comNfy Makes a Funny FaceALT: Nfy Makes a Funny Face 0264
Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 15hKong’s my boy boxd.it/gNjQKdboxd.itA ★★★½ review of King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962)It’s the return of Monkee Movie Month as I celebrate with the return of my favourite Beeg Monkee. This is a very strange movie, the framing device is that two guys go to Skull island in order to try ... 020
Reposted by ConorJames @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 14/10/2026This bad boy can fit so many nationalized space companies inside it you wouldn’t believe it 524654720
Reposted by Conorhorse shoe crab programmer @myrrlyn.net · 20hit’s POSSIBLE that virginia is just so uniquely fucked by doge that the thermoblueclear detonation they experience doesn’t go anywhere else. fortunately for the republicans the trump regime hasn’t done anything like that level of devastation in other sta— hang on my aide is throwing ice cubes at me 16310
Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 15hKind of wonder what the breaking point is when they can’t hide Normies from the fact that they are insane freaks. 0100
Reposted by ConorJames @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 16hThe WSJ normally: errrr Obamacare is uhh....socialism The WSJ, ever since Trump tried to fire Powell: THE PRESIDENT IS A PEDOPHILE AND EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF HIS ADMINISTRATION IS ENGAGED IN CORRUPTION AND IS ACTIVELY TRYING TO KILL YOU 948161
Reposted by ConorRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 16h"We have guns too" isn't a bad campaign slogan to run against MAGA, gotta be honest 433598506
Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 16hAfter months of wasting studio time watching weirdos like Buckethead produce hours of unusable material he thought ‘I can’t keep living like this’ 1110
Reposted by Conor#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 16hpublic campaign financing would be popular if you frame it as ending this problem 31489
Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 16hYou don’t have to be an officer. You just need to make them think you might be one. 040
Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 16hThe one thing soldiers fear more than anything else is getting yelled at. All you need to do is project enough authority to make them think you can result in them getting yelled at. 140
Reposted by ConorJames @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 16hI can't believe he'd do this. This is the second time now he's called for his VP to be executed. 301220183
Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 16hIf you want to spook these guys ask them the name of their unit and commanding officer and make a show of writing it down. 190
Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 16hIt must be real weird to be the actual Great Grandson of Albert Einstein and seeing that they are making a TV show about a fictional version of yourself that solves mysteries. 040
Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 16hThinking of that moment on the 4th of July where he just stared at himself on the TV like a dog looking at a mirror. 130
Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 16hI think if you showed servant of the people to Trump and didn’t tell him it was fictional it would make a big difference. His entire understanding of reality is mediated through television 130
Reposted by ConorWolfman Amadeus Jack @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 16hOne thing I love about Biddy Blas is AI could never create him, not in a million fucking years 131
Reposted by ConorPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23hAt The Big Game, These Trump Voters Are Still Backing Trump 215710