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Dark Lichdale

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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 14h
Play Factorio like God intended
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 15h
It's kinda funny because "fucking everything up due to a combination of ego and personal interest" is the only strong part of the Democratic Party brand
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 15h
Smiling while thinking about Anderson Cooper getting womped by flying debris during Hurricane Milton in solidarity with all my Gulf Coast friends and fam
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 16h
Linux has gotten better, in large part thanks to Valve, but it has been “fine” for a long time now. The major innovation is that everything else has gotten worse Firefox will inevitably win eventually for the same reason
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 16h
Tech culture needs BOFHs now more than ever
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 16h
This is going to hit so hard when Josh Shapiro inevitably starts doing a bad impression of him again
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 17h
Pouring a lil hot dog water in my stir fry ramen to make it authentic Italian
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 17h
Even the most hardcore Computer Touchers on Hacker News are like "I replaced my $200/mo Claude subscription with $0.05 of DeepSeek and can't tell the difference at all" at this point
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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
wife: honey, can you read to the baby? husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I get that kanji is more information-dense than western languages, but the length of these titles is really stretching the bounds of practicality
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Seems like such an easy dunk, but how has being Power Wanter worked out for you lately, libs?
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Swag level of reaction: maximum
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Evan @ereller.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I dunno, this feels more antisemitic than anything Piker has said
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's pretty funny that both Andrew Cuomo and Laura Loomer are committed to the same bit of never getting his name right And, of course, one of those two people is an establishment Democrat fave
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The most famous Zen koan
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Watching Spider-Man: Brand New Day and I don’t know if y’all know this but you can just skip like 40 movies if you want to You absolutely do not need to do the homework
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s called “majesty.” Learn life
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everything is an op these days, but…
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is so annoyingly dumb because he’s obviously saying the gas prices are a small price to pay to avoid it He says a billion insane things earnestly per day, and of course we have to try to make hay of the one that’s easily deflected
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Playing both sides so I still almost never come out on top
2 Braves hats and 2 Rays hats
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rays... ha ha ha... Rays!
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 05/10/2026
All prisoners should have the right to vote while in prison
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This reminds me I owe the internet a djb apology form meme
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
World's least impressive speed bump
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my posts get 0 likes
"Anna Maltese" whining about "Bluesky incels," which are a totally real and normal group of people to whine about
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*Chopping through drywall with an ax* What are the benefits, Sam?
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Having watched the rest of it, Neagley is a great spinoff from Reacher. Reacher is this almost alien Superman-like character for the rest of Alan Ritchson's life, then you get to watch his crew deal with real shit and actually learn and grow and so forth
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The surprisingly abundant North American Boxcat
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Turning the "it's cool a baby was eaten" dial and looking back at the audience
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Guess what? The Rays are the fuckin shit this year just like they are every year
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s so funny how much she sucks
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Look I like spooky season as much as the next guy but you can’t just auto reboot to this screen
Some kind of Hellraiser hallway shit
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I get all the Braves hate but they are my emotional support team
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 01/10/2026
This is specifically because he cancelled Strip Law
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gotta say Neagley is a pretty decent spinoff of What If a Man Was Large so far
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just skips right over the nazis for some reason
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know this is stupid, but why is she still holding the match if the bridge is already on fire?
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I support weird rich people blowing their money on shit like this because it appears all the alternatives are far worse
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you want to get strategic from a "I just want good things" perspective, the ideal thing to happen right now is for Democrats to regain the house by a small-but-decent margin, and barely lose (or tie) the Senate And the most "moderate" candidates have to lose across the board
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
5 hours of good bits is pretty impressive. Japanese Nick Mullen?
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Right on cue, more propaganda from Big Whale 🙄
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ngl it’s going to be so funny when one of these talking heads ruins their life by falling in love with computer Ross Douthat is on 60 Minutes now so you know this is going to happen soon and at the national level
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
Fuck yeah
A minority report poster crudely repurposed to say Minority Repost
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Oaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
CEO of Taco Bell: we’re actually worried that some of our upcoming items could destroy humanity as well
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Exhaling as I close a 30k line text file now that I'm allowed to forget again
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Without hyperbole I can say possibly the funniest idea ever is that bioweapons are so hard to develop that serious actors couldn't figure it out until we built The Lying Machine
Screenshot from CNN that says "Anthropic says it blocked possible attempts to use AI to develop bioweapons"
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
they should invent a capitalism that is ethical to consume
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"JDPON Don" gets thrown around a lot these days...
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