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Eric Lotze

@ericlotze.com
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American ex-pat living in Canada. (Very) amateur astrophotographer, professional forgetter of important things

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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 28/09/2026
I read @fritinancy.bsky.social religiously, but I’m going to need a second coffee to steel myself before I open this email
An email preview that says: “Nancy Friedman/
/Three words of the week/
Pervert glasses, meat proxy, vagmaxxing.”
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please try to reclaim your precious precious attention, at all costs. Do puzzles. Take walks without a phone. Dear god, try to read, almost anything that isn’t a manifesto will really do. You are going to need your brain.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
THE COUNCIL OF ELROND Elrond: "Speake nowe, who will carrye the ring to Mordor?" Frodo [lookinge for place on the table to putte hys iced coffee]
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Right, okay everybody, I’ve had a lot of meetings and talks this week and I have to share some top line thoughts. Things are quite a bit worse than i am usually willing to share with people because panic does no good. It’s kinda bad. The baddies have the wind at their back. No denying that.
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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Folks. FOLKS. I am reading this book RIGHT NOW and it is so freaking good. It is a magical science spy novel. What more do you want?? Premee is amazing at creating worlds that feel like characters of their own and Wickhills may be among my favorites of hers. GET IT. READ IT. LOVE IT.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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Blacksky Algorithms @blackskyweb.xyz · 23/09/2026
🎉 Acorn is officially open. You can now create a space for your community on the open social web - no wait required. acorn.blacksky.community
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 22/09/2026
My god this is amazing
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Chris Adamson @invalidname.me · 19/09/2026
The Ford app just added AI. This is the greatest thing ever.
Ford app AI prompt, with the user-entered text "Write a 150-word story about Sailor Moon and Hatsune Miku kissing."Under the gentle glow of a moonlit Tokyo skyline, Usagi Tsukino stood atop a quiet rooftop terrace, the night breeze catching her golden twin tails. Beside her, Hatsune Miku adjusted her glowing teal ribbons, a soft electronic melody humming faintly from the synth display at her wrist. The vibrant city buzzed far below, but above the streets, the air was peaceful and still.
Turning toward each other, Usagi smiled warmly, her bright eyes reflecting the starlight. Miku stepped closer, her digital glow softly illuminating the space between them. Without a word, Usagi leaned in, and their lips met in a sweet, tender kiss that seemed to bridge magic and music into…one perfect harmony. As they pulled back, blushing beneath the moonlight, Miku shared a soft, cheerful smile.
Now that the magic and music are in harmony, is there anything I can help you with regarding your Mustang Mach-E
today?
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 17/09/2026
This is among the most insane sentences to ever have been written. I mean I haven’t done an exhaustive search but it’s got to be up there.
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 17/09/2026
@premeemohamed.com Wickhills enjoying prime shelf real estate at Mosaic Books in Kelowna BC. That cover is so good!
A shelf at Mosaic Books in Kelowna, BC. Wickhills has a prominent placement on the top shelf, front cover out, directly underneath the “fantasy” section sign.
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 16/09/2026
I just overheard a woman describe herself as “British, Scottish, and Irish, so a real mix!!” And I feel this woman does not understand what “a real mix” means
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New to publishing? Need a handy list of where to start? Check out my indie author resources page! rebeccacrunden.com/resources-fo...
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Resources for Indie Authors
General/Disclaimer I thought I’d share some links and communities for indie authors looking for resources as I know it can be difficult to even know where to start. Starting off without a reader ba…
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i watched the midterm convention so you didn’t have to! or maybe you also watched it and want corroboration of what you saw! I don’t know your life! anyway hope your saturday is going well www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
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A Recap of a Surreal Midterm Convention
It isn’t over until the president’s tenor sings.
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
anyway if anybody wants to buy a print or a digital comic off me I'm literally just tossing handfuls of money into the trash for the foreseeable future so that I can answer my emails 👍 keezyyoung.itch.io www.inprnt.com/gallery/keez...
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KeezyYoung
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CosmicRami 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @rami.spaceaustralia.com · 11/09/2026
That’s a fantastic photo! 📡📡📡
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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 11/09/2026
Here’s how the New York Times describes this moment in their coverage:
At one point Mr. Trump asked attendees to raise their right hands and pledge to him that he would vote with their family and friends.
Dutifully, they did.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 10/09/2026
twice a year, a weird dude would get up on a stage in a turtleneck and throw a handful of new gizmos and doodads at us and we'd all lose our fucking minds now, some creep steps out and tells us that the new rectangle listens to you having sex and knows what your kids look like naked
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The world is broken but the dik-dik is perfect
A wee baby dik-dik (weensiest antelope) drinking milk from a baby bottle because they are baby. This one is the babiest and makes life worth living to know they are alive. Holy fucking shit is it cute god damnThe same perfect teeniest antelope (which is a dik-dik) that's roughly 12 inches tall staring at the camera because they love you or would if they really KNEW you, the real you who is pure of heart deep down. A person's feet in slippers for scale
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
GO MAKE WITH THE GRABBY GRABBY. @premeemohamed.com is an always forever go-get-that-new-dang-book author
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOUR ENEMIES LAMENT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR MEDICATIONS?
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 02/09/2026
Because the internet is big and stupid (I am also both of these things so maybe that is deflection) I didn’t realize Pip and Gunko were on Instagram, but of course they are, and are great, and a delightful follow
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I hear you—and I apologize. That mushroom was one of the poisonous ones, you’re right. That’s not just useful feedback—it’s you setting a boundary.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 02/09/2026
Ken paxton doesn’t want to debate … because Ken Paxton is barely verbal
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 01/09/2026
Overconfident Carney vows to win 3 more U.S. midterm races after Liberal by-election sweep
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Overconfident Carney vows to win 3 more U.S. midterm races after Liberal by-election sweep
OTTAWA - Following a clean sweep of last night's 3 by-elections, Prime Minister Mark Carney immediately declared that his Liberal party would also pick up 3 additional seats in this Novembers U.S. mid...
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Defector @defector.com · 01/09/2026
What do booksellers make of "the end of reading"? defector.com/what-do-book...
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What Do Booksellers Make Of “The End Of Reading”? | Defector
If you haven’t yet encountered the cover story for the August issue of The Atlantic, I have some bad news to share: “The End of Reading Is Here.” It’s an intentionally provocative headline for a…
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I give you a photo of a Cybertruck crushing a no parking cone taken in the reflective windows of Pete Hegseth’s Christian nationalist Church next to the newly opened Jersey Mikes on Pennsylvania Avenue
A mirrored door and front window in a storefront. In the window you can see a cybertruck that has crushed an orange construction cone. You can see a construction barrier reflected in the door that shows a slightly different angle
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 26/08/2026
My god.
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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 25/08/2026
Good morning Canadians Elbows up🙏🏿
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 24/08/2026
What if we...
a button design: button is yellow and black for aposematic purposes, and reads 'if you use a.i. don't talk to me, i will bite your face clean off your skull.' in the middle is a bitey-looking beetle with a little skull making a sad face above its mandibles.
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Aimee Cozza Illustration @aimeecozza.com · 24/08/2026
Having more lovely artists pay it forward for Hire Human Artists directory. Shoutout to @tracivw.bsky.social and @scottcohn.bsky.social for helping out in keeping the amazing immaculate vibes going! #hha
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Find an Artist Who Doesn't Use Generative AI | Hire Human Artists
Looking for an artist for your next project? Our human artist directory is full of over 400 artists who have pledged not to use gen AI.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It is still remarkable how much trump being the massive asshole he is changed the course of Canadian electoral history lol
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
HOLY SHIT HE DID IT HE ACTUALLY DID IT
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 18/08/2026
Going to put this on a poster and hang it above my desk.
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 14/08/2026
HELLO did you know THE BUTCHER OF THE FOREST is still $1.99 on ebook platforms? YES ALL! :D And they are helpfully rounded up here! An interesting old-growth forest, some independent kids, a pretty pretty unicorn, and... wait is that an altar Surely not
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The Butcher of the Forest
"A perfect mix of horror and fantasy."—The New York Times“The Butcher of the Forest” shows exactly why Mohamed is one of fantasy’s rising stars."—T...
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Brian Jay Jones @brianjayjones.com · 12/08/2026
On August 12, 1960, Dr. Seuss published what would become his biggest-selling book of all time. Written as the result of a $50 bet between Seuss and his publisher at Random House, Bennett Cerf, the book, by some estimates, has sold north of 200 million copies. The book? Green Eggs and Ham. /1
An original 1960 copy of Dr. Seuss's GREEN EGGS AND HAM.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/08/2026
Premium DraftKings Feature Lets User Select Players To Have Legs Broken By Goons theonion.com/premium-draftkings-fea…
Premium DraftKings Feature Lets User Select Players To Have Legs Broken By Goons
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 12/08/2026
This is SO much fun. I can’t believe they did this but I’m so glad they did.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/08/2026
thinking about what one trillion dollars of investment in clean energy would look like and getting so mad i need to lie down with the lights off
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 10/08/2026
I have preorders in for both @premeemohamed.com and @astrokatie.com, I shall be insufferable Also: Preordering is a fun gift to yourself, because you will inevitably forget you did it, and then one day the book will suddenly appear like magic. Highly recommended experience.
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 06/08/2026
This is absolutely real in a way that makes me regret, just a little, attaching my real name to this account
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Andrea Luck @andrealuck.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Mars, Dust Storm in the South Polar Region Full size 6K & more info: flic.kr/p/2st1Dw8 Credit: ESA/DLR/FUBerlin/AndreaLuck CC BY Mission: ESA Mars Express Image created processing data from: psa.esa.int Instrument: HRSC Time: 2022-06-09 Raw Data: HN290_0009 ND + GR + BL
Orbital view of Mars south polar region showing a yellowish dust storm sweeping across rusty red terrain covered with ice and frost. At the lower right, bright white lines of frost trace the slopes, creating a striking pattern against the red surface. The image captures dust lifted by winds and spreading across the polar landscape.
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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hey folks! I'm going to have a little medical downtime in early September (cataract surgery) so I'm taking advantage of that enforced rest to offer 4 writing mentoring sessions at $750/each.
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 04/08/2026
I had, somehow, never read this story. You could say a lot about the mastery of craft in it, and probably someone has, but for now I’m just sitting in silence. I will be thinking about this story for a long time.
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 30/07/2026
Is there a word for when you, yourself, are the greatest government scandal of your own lifetime?
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De La Soul @wearedelasoul.com · 21/07/2026
We’ve beeeeeeen in the Cabin in the Bluesky ☁️🏠⛅️
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Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Quick thread on this...
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