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Eric Lotze

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American ex-pat living in Canada. (Very) amateur astrophotographer, professional forgetter of important things

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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 8h
Matrix goo pods, and also the ability to say “said works”, repeatedly, in the most condescending voice possible
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 28/09/2026
Christ, that’s from February of THIS YEAR
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 28/09/2026
Me reading along and nodding like yep, had that one too, oh I feel that, yes, wait hold on a second he did *what* now
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 28/09/2026
I read @fritinancy.bsky.social religiously, but I’m going to need a second coffee to steel myself before I open this email
An email preview that says: “Nancy Friedman/
/Three words of the week/
Pervert glasses, meat proxy, vagmaxxing.”
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 27/09/2026
Since Citizen’s United decided that corporations derived the right to donate to policial campaigns from their constituent humans, it seems only fair that they should also derive criminal accountability from them.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please try to reclaim your precious precious attention, at all costs. Do puzzles. Take walks without a phone. Dear god, try to read, almost anything that isn’t a manifesto will really do. You are going to need your brain.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
THE COUNCIL OF ELROND Elrond: "Speake nowe, who will carrye the ring to Mordor?" Frodo [lookinge for place on the table to putte hys iced coffee]
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Right, okay everybody, I’ve had a lot of meetings and talks this week and I have to share some top line thoughts. Things are quite a bit worse than i am usually willing to share with people because panic does no good. It’s kinda bad. The baddies have the wind at their back. No denying that.
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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Folks. FOLKS. I am reading this book RIGHT NOW and it is so freaking good. It is a magical science spy novel. What more do you want?? Premee is amazing at creating worlds that feel like characters of their own and Wickhills may be among my favorites of hers. GET IT. READ IT. LOVE IT.
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 25/09/2026
Seems harsh
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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Blacksky Algorithms @blackskyweb.xyz · 23/09/2026
🎉 Acorn is officially open. You can now create a space for your community on the open social web - no wait required. acorn.blacksky.community
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 23/09/2026
I saw this when I was having my coffee this morning and it took over my life, made me late getting my kids to school, and made my coffee cold, and I regret NONE of that Except the cold coffee But oh my god that story is incredible, and so is she for maintaining her sanity and humour through it
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 22/09/2026
My god this is amazing
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Chris Adamson @invalidname.me · 19/09/2026
The Ford app just added AI. This is the greatest thing ever.
Ford app AI prompt, with the user-entered text "Write a 150-word story about Sailor Moon and Hatsune Miku kissing."Under the gentle glow of a moonlit Tokyo skyline, Usagi Tsukino stood atop a quiet rooftop terrace, the night breeze catching her golden twin tails. Beside her, Hatsune Miku adjusted her glowing teal ribbons, a soft electronic melody humming faintly from the synth display at her wrist. The vibrant city buzzed far below, but above the streets, the air was peaceful and still.
Turning toward each other, Usagi smiled warmly, her bright eyes reflecting the starlight. Miku stepped closer, her digital glow softly illuminating the space between them. Without a word, Usagi leaned in, and their lips met in a sweet, tender kiss that seemed to bridge magic and music into…one perfect harmony. As they pulled back, blushing beneath the moonlight, Miku shared a soft, cheerful smile.
Now that the magic and music are in harmony, is there anything I can help you with regarding your Mustang Mach-E
today?
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 17/09/2026
Whomst among us has not missed a primary election while on the vineyard or in Greece! Or on a vineyard *in* Greece. Many versions of this common tale, which we all have experienced
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 17/09/2026
Embarrassed to say I never thought about where that drawing came from, and I love that that the artist is fascinated by and embraces all of the remixed and reimagined versions of their original piece. That’s a good story!
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 17/09/2026
This is among the most insane sentences to ever have been written. I mean I haven’t done an exhaustive search but it’s got to be up there.
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 17/09/2026
997!
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 17/09/2026
@premeemohamed.com Wickhills enjoying prime shelf real estate at Mosaic Books in Kelowna BC. That cover is so good!
A shelf at Mosaic Books in Kelowna, BC. Wickhills has a prominent placement on the top shelf, front cover out, directly underneath the “fantasy” section sign.
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 16/09/2026
I just overheard a woman describe herself as “British, Scottish, and Irish, so a real mix!!” And I feel this woman does not understand what “a real mix” means
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 15/09/2026
I continue to be confused by the fact that the Treasury Secretary is the public face of this war. He’s sprinting from camera to camera to vomit up agitprop for a war that is…not being run by the treasury and has nothing directly to do with treasury.
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New to publishing? Need a handy list of where to start? Check out my indie author resources page! rebeccacrunden.com/resources-fo...
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Resources for Indie Authors
General/Disclaimer I thought I’d share some links and communities for indie authors looking for resources as I know it can be difficult to even know where to start. Starting off without a reader ba…
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 13/09/2026
I can’t explain why this happened but my brain read this and saw “crowds, schmoozing, and romance” instead of “commerce” and I thought…well a) I have been going to the wrong cons, and b) oh I see never mind
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i watched the midterm convention so you didn’t have to! or maybe you also watched it and want corroboration of what you saw! I don’t know your life! anyway hope your saturday is going well www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
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A Recap of a Surreal Midterm Convention
It isn’t over until the president’s tenor sings.
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
anyway if anybody wants to buy a print or a digital comic off me I'm literally just tossing handfuls of money into the trash for the foreseeable future so that I can answer my emails 👍 keezyyoung.itch.io www.inprnt.com/gallery/keez...
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KeezyYoung
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CosmicRami 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @rami.spaceaustralia.com · 11/09/2026
That’s a fantastic photo! 📡📡📡
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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 11/09/2026
Here’s how the New York Times describes this moment in their coverage:
At one point Mr. Trump asked attendees to raise their right hands and pledge to him that he would vote with their family and friends.
Dutifully, they did.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 10/09/2026
twice a year, a weird dude would get up on a stage in a turtleneck and throw a handful of new gizmos and doodads at us and we'd all lose our fucking minds now, some creep steps out and tells us that the new rectangle listens to you having sex and knows what your kids look like naked
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The world is broken but the dik-dik is perfect
A wee baby dik-dik (weensiest antelope) drinking milk from a baby bottle because they are baby. This one is the babiest and makes life worth living to know they are alive. Holy fucking shit is it cute god damnThe same perfect teeniest antelope (which is a dik-dik) that's roughly 12 inches tall staring at the camera because they love you or would if they really KNEW you, the real you who is pure of heart deep down. A person's feet in slippers for scale
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
GO MAKE WITH THE GRABBY GRABBY. @premeemohamed.com is an always forever go-get-that-new-dang-book author
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 06/09/2026
Your own *missing* shoe even, that you were looking for all over the damn place
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 06/09/2026
Imagine heading into that bedroom with your new love and seeing one of your own shoes, filled with some kind of substance, hanging from the light over the bed, like, wobbling back and forth under the ceiling fan
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOUR ENEMIES LAMENT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR MEDICATIONS?
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 02/09/2026
I have done the thing 🫡 It’s so fun! Pip and gunko forever
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 02/09/2026
Because the internet is big and stupid (I am also both of these things so maybe that is deflection) I didn’t realize Pip and Gunko were on Instagram, but of course they are, and are great, and a delightful follow
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 02/09/2026
Goddammit I just finished moving my family onto 1Password, is there literally nobody in the world of tech who is not nazi-aligned?
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I hear you—and I apologize. That mushroom was one of the poisonous ones, you’re right. That’s not just useful feedback—it’s you setting a boundary.
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 02/09/2026
I mean it’s worth it but pray for my frozen soul anyway
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 02/09/2026
Ken paxton doesn’t want to debate … because Ken Paxton is barely verbal
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 02/09/2026
I just woke up my daughter cracking up at this Now I have to explain both septuagenarian buttholes and Ken Paxton to a 14 year old girl who is one and a half steps away from freezing my soul with her gaze
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 01/09/2026
Overconfident Carney vows to win 3 more U.S. midterm races after Liberal by-election sweep
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Overconfident Carney vows to win 3 more U.S. midterm races after Liberal by-election sweep
OTTAWA - Following a clean sweep of last night's 3 by-elections, Prime Minister Mark Carney immediately declared that his Liberal party would also pick up 3 additional seats in this Novembers U.S. mid...
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 01/09/2026
That is next-level drama context, my goodness
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Defector @defector.com · 01/09/2026
What do booksellers make of "the end of reading"? defector.com/what-do-book...
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What Do Booksellers Make Of “The End Of Reading”? | Defector
If you haven’t yet encountered the cover story for the August issue of The Atlantic, I have some bad news to share: “The End of Reading Is Here.” It’s an intentionally provocative headline for a…
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I give you a photo of a Cybertruck crushing a no parking cone taken in the reflective windows of Pete Hegseth’s Christian nationalist Church next to the newly opened Jersey Mikes on Pennsylvania Avenue
A mirrored door and front window in a storefront. In the window you can see a cybertruck that has crushed an orange construction cone. You can see a construction barrier reflected in the door that shows a slightly different angle
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 27/08/2026
Who do we know that can make this whole paint peeling fiasco into a memorable icon/logo thing so we can brand the presidency with it and put it on all the signs and walls, and everyone will know we’re making fun of him
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Eric Lotze @ericlotze.com · 26/08/2026
My god.
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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚
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