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@eobaltimore.bsky.social
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I proofread to relax. I brake for trees. I root for the Orioles, nothing I can do about that.

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eobaltimore.bsky.social @eobaltimore.bsky.social · 7h
Off-topic a little: what will it take to get @ddale8.bsky.social to post here? Do his bosses have him on a very short leash tethered to the hellsite? He’s the only journalist not using Bsky who I wish would step up here, even if only to share what he reports on X. Daniel, keep us in the loop.
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Mouse - it may be a lil bit of disassociation @lilmouserpg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Men, if you don't know any woman who has been sexually assaulted it's because the women in your life do not trust you, not because they haven't been assaulted.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I live an hour away from my job. The closest home for sale by where I work is 2 million. Unless you're giving me money to buy it, you can go fuck yourself.
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eobaltimore.bsky.social @eobaltimore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Evergreen skeet, until Congress raises their own salaries.👇🏽
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As someone who used Mac for design long before there even was an Apple cult, I guarantee you that Apple could release a phone with a running chainsaw attached to it and they would sell 8 trillion of them
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And if they fuck with the AL East I will tear down everything associated with MLB brick by brick.
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eobaltimore.bsky.social @eobaltimore.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Can confirm. ⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟 and more ⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟 #coyotevsacme ftw.
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Is This Hell? 🏳️‍🌈 @wattle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
#CoyoteVsAcme is excellent, go see it
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Review - COYOTE VS ACME (2026)
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
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Democratic Activists @democratswin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
HOW LONG ARE WE GOING TO LET THIS CONTINUE? HOW MANY MORE PEOPLE HAVE TO BE KIDNAPPED & MURDERED BEFORE YOU WILL STAND UP? FFS AMERICAN! PRIVILEGE IS WHEN SOMETHING ISNT A PROBLEM UNTIL IT IMPACTS YOU
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eobaltimore.bsky.social @eobaltimore.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Nothing in this article is more impressive than its proper use of the en dash, twice, and the em dash in the dateline. Looks like #TheOnion employs human beings to write, perchance to edit and proofread. I trust The Onion. So should you. theonion.com/wall-street-...
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‘Wall Street Journal’ Defends Decision To Publish Peggy Noonan–Generated Article
NEW YORK—Justifying the move as simply the next stage in journalism’s continual evolution, The Wall Street Journal on Monday defended its decision to publish a Peggy Noonan–generated article. “No matt...
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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eobaltimore.bsky.social @eobaltimore.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#artbutmakeitresistance
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Bryan Edward Stone (שָׁלוֹם) @bestonetx.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
ChatGPT is basically a poor man's blond lady following you around with a printer giving you stuff to read that tells you how awesome you are.
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eobaltimore.bsky.social @eobaltimore.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Do #MLB owners have any skin in the rule of law? While Rob Manfred, America’s answer to Infantino, markets global ⚾️ in the chase for more $$, the nation that birthed the national pastime grows more officially violent and insular by the day. Owners? Anyone? 1/2 www.chron.com/news/article...
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Former MLB player detained by ICE at Texas airport while heading home
Oswaldo Pirela remains in ICE custody in El Paso as of Tuesday morning.
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eobaltimore.bsky.social @eobaltimore.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Nothing but love 💗 and respect 🫡for Trey Mancini. Wish him the best life, every day.
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Mikki Kendall @karnythia.blacksky.app · 18/08/2026
I just want to know who's baby this is? Because I am proud of her like she's one of mine. This is perfection
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 04/08/2026
A vote to confirm Todd Blanche is a vote against justice for Epstein survivors.
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eobaltimore.bsky.social @eobaltimore.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Two warring nations, one regime? The alt text contains a clue to the other nation.
Man saying “This regime relies on three principles: Men, resentment, and submission” in Woman Life Freedom by Marjane Satrapi and others (2023), p. 243.
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RiseUp!! (Formerly Maskup) @maskup.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Dorothy @leeseemareesee.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I am an election worker and I say this constantly. Work at any election, see how hard it is to throw an election. The machines that check you in & the machines that count the ballots are not connected to the internet. He would have to go in and physically mess with every machine. It makes no sense.
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God @thegodshow.com · 23/07/2026
When Democrats take power, they must immediately cancel all of Elon Musk’s government welfare checks. Like and repost if you want this to happen.
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eobaltimore.bsky.social @eobaltimore.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Come on, @theguardian.com, @apnews.com, @reuters.com, I was hoping for better reporting from you. The others on this list are so far gone I expect nothing from them that looks like journalism.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You know what the best way to support our men and women in uniform is? NOT SENDING THEM OFF TO DIE IN POINTLESS WARS YOU GUTLESS FUCKSACK
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 20/07/2026
“I feel bad for the people who love you” is a good comeback to raging assholes
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Pool report from @svdate.bsky.social, who is at the World Cup ceremony: "The president walked onto the field at 1826 to a sustained chorus of boos. Ambient crowd noise was about 78 decibels. Booing brought it to 84."
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eobaltimore.bsky.social @eobaltimore.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Ghost of CBS News Past is here to haunt Bari Weiss’s dreams.
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eobaltimore.bsky.social @eobaltimore.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The last thing I read today is this loooong thread. I’ll go to sleep as soon as I stop giggling. Recommended. Good night!
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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thxchef.bsky.social @thxchef.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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The Hate Won’t Win. #IAmAmerica 🇺🇸 @pam327.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Agreed.
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eobaltimore.bsky.social @eobaltimore.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The truth can set us free, which explains why this totalitarian administration is dedicated to ripping out, burying, and burning the truth wherever they find it. Read to the end of the 🧵 for a glimmer of hope and reason.
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eugeniat2.bsky.social @eugeniat2.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Remembering 🌹 Helen Keller June 27, 1880 #botd 🌹 Helen Keller lost her sight and hearing at 19 months. She learned to communicate through Anne Sullivan‘s hand spelling. #HelenKeller. 🌹 She earned a College degree and became an activist for disability rights and world peace. 🕊️ Helen Keller 🌹
Official portrait of Helen Keller, by Charles Whitman
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Realities 🌐 @insuret.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Department of Surrender
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So'Westerner gone AWOL @3elo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
We need more of this kind of joy! Sports, dance, music, street art! Life is so sweet when people are left to celebrate whatever rings their chimes. Don't let THEM tell you what moves you. You know what you need!
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eobaltimore.bsky.social @eobaltimore.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Should we send an ambulance to @dingerbot.bsky.social ? Three of these skeets in a row.
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
When the team with 3 guys who went to Villanova on it pulls off a miracle
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This is the CV of the guy they're saying is gonna be the every man who's gonna save you from the oligarchs. This doesn't even touch on his Nazi tattoo or treatment of the women in his life. I feel like everyone has gone fucking crazy
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Platner’s insistence on saying “I used to be bad” combined with “that’s past, and anyone who says otherwise is unforgiving” resonates with many because it’s a very old narrative: “once I was lost, now I’m found.” He then shifts the moral wait of accepting his salvation onto the listener.
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eobaltimore.bsky.social @eobaltimore.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This is a gut punch. RIP Marjane Satrapi. www.theguardian.com/books/2026/j...
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Marjane Satrapi, creator of Persepolis and acclaimed French-Iranian artist, dies aged 56
Family members said the author of the landmark comic book memoir ‘died of sadness’ after the death of her husband last year
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Silverman on Security @silvermansecurity.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
1) Someone really needs to push back on this idea of 1st Amendment zones. I haven't taught polisci 101 in 20 years, but last time I checked the entire US was a 1st Amendment zone. 2) What's the point of having 1st Amendment zones if you're just going to have police rampage through them?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 31/05/2026
“I’ve been eating BBQ since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment” is a great joke. I’d love to see Talarico swap out the punchline each time he tells it. “…since before Ken Paxton cheated on his wife” “…since before Ken Paxton was impeached by his own party” There are hundreds of options.
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eobaltimore.bsky.social @eobaltimore.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Our cotton-candy-haired president could do the funniest thing so that U.S. paper money can feature his fugly mug in strict accordance with the law.
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eobaltimore.bsky.social @eobaltimore.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Simile 👏🏼 of 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 Day. If you find a better one, post it here.
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eobaltimore.bsky.social @eobaltimore.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
When the #NYTimes reports on a gruesome ritual murder scene awash in blood and severed body parts and the headline reads: “Site of Possible Accident Reveals Someone Forgot to Clean the Carpet”
NYT headline over an article about Trump’s corrupt, Constitution-shredding $1.8B theft says it “May Violate Past Practice and Policy”
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David Farrier @davidfarrier.com · 11/05/2026
new zealander everlee wihongi was due to meet with her lawyer yesterday. then ICE moved her to their most notorious tent facility in texas: 3000 people, highest death rate, most sexual assaults. and today, she disappeared off the system. please RT: www.webworm.co/everleehasdi...
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Everlee Has Disappeared
Everlee Wihongi was transferred by ICE to the notorious "Camp East Montana" at Fort Bliss, Texas. Then she disappeared.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Oh, did he have a nazi tattoo as well?
Graham Platner 

I sat down with a Republican who voted for Trump three times.

We had a lot more in common than you would think.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Wife: The way you know AI is a scam is that the same party and people who have been waging war on public school funding for 50 years are now pushing to spend tax money to get AI into public schools and saying they're doing it to "level the playing field" or so "kids don't get left behind"
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Go Green @ecowarriorss.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Trump to close three-quarters of Forest Service research stations The shyster would rather spend billions blowing innocent children to smithereens Forest Service researchers monitor soil, air, and water quality; study how wildfire climate change are impacting forest thebulletin.org/2026/04/its-...
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‘It’s just madness’: Trump administration to close three-quarters of Forest Service research stations
Between funding cuts, facility closures, and the inevitable resignations that will follow, there’s virtually no way for the Forest Service to continue to do research at its current level or quality, w...
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