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The humanoid typo @entrelac.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Ben Affleck smoking meme with a San Antonio Spurs jersey photoshopped on.
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The humanoid typo @entrelac.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Is it time yet?
Lenny from The Simpsons sitting on floor waiting on the sun angle to cross a line marked "49,999" representing the US Stock Market DOW index. Text says "When the DOW hits here we can prosecute"
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
4loko and seven years ago
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
My tweet from 2023:

I asked if it was offensive to eat a Pop-Tart in front of the @PopTartsBowl mascot and then its handler yelled out "ITS THEIR DREAM" and then the mascot grabbed a Pop-Tart out of my hand and started force-feeding it to me while making soft grunting noises.


Picture of me being fed a pop tart by a Pop tart
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CNN @cnn.com · 14/11/2025
Employees of a minimum-security prison camp in Texas, where convicted child-sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell is serving time have been terminated, Maxwell’s lawyer said Friday. cnn.it/4pbaX0G
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Im not really loving how they changed the name to the Department of War, and then told senior military leadership that the enemy is “within.”
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 27/09/2025
Can you imagine how pissed these experienced, veteran generals are going to be when an incompetent cosplaying drunk who thinks Call of Duty is real life gives them a lecture on being a warrior? I bet the ones who flew in from 7 time zones away are going to love that. What a country!
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Mockler: Donald Trump's priorities are so off that he has mentioned Comey on his truth social 2042 times. How many times has he mentioned inflation? Ferguson: Well, when you fix inflation, you don't have to mention it. Mockler: He did not fix it.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 12/09/2025
honey, what's wrong, you've hardly touched your festive fall gendered butt wipes
dude wipes brand presents: DUMPkin spice, fall themed dude wipes, for insecure men who need to buy a product that says FOR MEN on it but also that makes their butt smell like the starbucks spice rack
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Google's AI has actually been trained largely by 2,000 workers paid between $16 to $21 an hour, according to new reports. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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How thousands of ‘overworked, underpaid’ humans train Google’s AI to seem smart
Contracted AI raters describe grueling deadlines, poor pay and opacity around work to make chatbots intelligent
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sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I imagine that it gave Charlie Kirk great pleasure to die as a martyr to the god of death he worshipped. I wish instead he could have died another way: of old age, peacefully, in a country where all his work had come to nothing, and he himself completely forgotten.
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Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Trump's talk about DC being "dirty and disgusting" in today's press conference reminds me how often Trump seems to hate the country he governs (rules?)
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Fuck it. Put a reactor on the moon. Launch a nuclear submarine into the sun. Put a brown bear in charge of the Army. Let's destroy some shit.
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Mauricio Sellmann Oliveira @mausellmoli.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Yes, Peter Thiel is functionally illiterate. Here’s his attempt at summarising the Star Wars plot to Maureen Dowd in 2017: www.nytimes.com/2017/01/11/f...
You like “Star Trek” more than “Star Wars.”
Deny. I like “Star Wars” way better. I’m a capitalist. “Star Wars” is the capitalist show. “Star Trek” is the communist one. There is no money in “Star Trek” because you just have the transporter machine that can make anything you need. The whole plot of “Star Wars” starts with Han Solo having this debt that he owes and so the plot in “Star Wars” is driven by money.
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 17/06/2025
“i ask the bullshit machine to fact check my work”
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 17/06/2025
"You read that right. Executives from Palantir, Meta, and OpenAI were given military commissions. Just like that. How did this happen? Why is it happening?" It's a long story. Today's Triad from @jvl.bsky.social: www.thebulwark.com/p/how-big-te...
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How Big Tech Captured the Army
Palantir and AI are inside the house.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Signal is about to go down as Hegseth sends them to his entire contacts list
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Bryan Bedford, Trump‘s nominee to lead the FAA, has reportedly been lying and claiming to have a commercial pilot license that he does not actually hold.
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
If we continue to accumulate only power and not wisdom, we will surely destroy ourselves... If we become even slightly more violent, shortsighted, ignorant, and selfish than we are now, almost certainly we will have no future. - Carl Sagan
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The humanoid typo @entrelac.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
This administration is THE WORST, and so are every single Dem that has gone along with it. Idiots. All of them. www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
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NOAA fires, then rehires crew members who flew planes into hurricanes
National Hurricane Center forecasts rely on hurricane hunters, including flight crews who fly into hurricanes to gather data.
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The humanoid typo @entrelac.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Dems need new leadership AT ALL LEVELS.
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John Ryan Hamilton @xjcloud.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Gotta be honest these SpongeBob secret lair cards are funny as fuck. Haters just lack whimsy in their hearts
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 07/03/2025
It's just unimaginable how many people will die when they put out a half baked study to discredit vaccines in service of their eugenics project. www.reuters.com/business/hea...
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Exclusive: U.S. CDC plans study into vaccines and autism, sources say
The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is planning a large study into potential connections between vaccines and autism, two sources familiar with the matter told Reuters, despite extensive scientific research that has disproven or failed to find evidence of such links.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I knew it would be dumb, I didn’t think it would be forbidden Enola Gay dumb.
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The humanoid typo @entrelac.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
At what point is enough, enough for the public with Elon Musk and SpaceX?
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Ms. M @msmalarkey24.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
From dinner 🥘 in Jamaica via @tmirza777 on twitter
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Ms. M @msmalarkey24.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
From mid-flight ✈️ via @Degen_Zee on twitter
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG: Plaintiffs in one lawsuit against DOGE have alerted the court to President Trump's remarks tonight calling Elon Musk the "head" of the office.
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 04/03/2025
These people voted us into a depression because they were too stupid to understand Trump was actually gonna do the thing he spent months saying he’d do.
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
At max, you can expect to infect 5-7 people with COVID. That’s considered pretty transmissible, which is why we (tried to) lock down about it. An infected person will give measles to 16-18 other people. It’s extremely virulent It’s long past time for you to wear a mask again.
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Capital Weather @capitalweather.com · 01/03/2025
The Trump administration "fired scientists who build, improve & maintain weather models that form the backbone of weather forecasting around the globe. Staff responsible for warning about tsunamis, tornadoes & hurricanes lost their jobs..." Full report: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2025...
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National Weather Service already had staff shortages. Then came the latest firings.
Current and former agency officials and lawmakers said the cuts could have major impacts on Americans and the economy, compromising important functions.
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Qortni @qortni.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Speaking of classified stuff - DOGE over at X:
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Thread by @SollenbergerRC on Thread Reader App
@SollenbergerRC: NEW: A DOGE staffer appears to be posting DOGE work on his public GitHub, as of this week. The staffer, Jordan Wick, also created a repository for a Twitter DM-downloading tool just 3...
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The humanoid typo @entrelac.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
A simple no knead bread fresh out of the oven to take my new cast iron dutch oven for a test bake.
A loaf of white bread with a golden crust sitting on parchment paper.
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Social Security Works @socialsecurityworks.org · 27/02/2025
The only one "entitled" is Elon Musk– the billionaire tax cheat who wants to steal the hard-earned money of our nation's seniors, survivors, and people with disabilities!
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
This is going to hurt lot of vets who happen to be Republicans. I’m sure their Reps in Congress won’t mind a few thousand more phone calls from vets irate about Musk.
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Awful: Delivery of life saving treatment to nearly 400,000 severely malnourished kids abroad is in doubt amid USAID firings, the product's manufacturers tell me. The treatment is a paste made of peanuts, milk and sugar for kids on edge of starvation. Details here: newrepublic.com/article/1919...
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Musk Scandal at USAID Takes Ugly Turn, Putting Starving Kids at Risk
Two U.S. nonprofits that manufacture a treatment sent by USAID to help severely malnourished children abroad say the process is in chaos. This isn’t what Marco Rubio said would happen.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt
Jeff Bezos and his girlfriend Lauren Sánchez. Bezos is in a tight fitting shirt, heart-shaped sunglasses, tight white pants, and a white belt. The shirt has a red, gold, and blue pattern in the style of a kitchen backsplash. Sánchez is in a two-piece, sparkly outfit.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 26/02/2025
just an incredible glimpse into the mind of someone who has never actually lived in the real world and cannot imagine the idea of public services accountable to elected representatives that provide universal service
Tweet from @jason

Dear @doge,
The @USPS is outdated and a complete waste of time for 90% of Americans.
It's also a total grift by marketers, spammers and e-commerce companies to get American taxpayers to subsidize their businesses. I know, I was a magazine publisher and was SHOCKED at how little they charged us (publications get a sick rate!).
Here's what we do:
1. Drop service down to 1x a week
2. Citizens must opt into getting postal mail by paying $1 a year. 80% of people won't bother since
MOST mail is just marketing flyers and garbage that wastes people's time.
3. Take all these notable buildings and turn them into retraining centers for Postal employees and then childcare centers. That's MUCH MORE IMPORTANT for the average citizen.Tweet from @jason:

1. Please explain which Americans need the
@USPS in the era of email, Amazon delivery, UPS, Fedex, DHL, etc.
2. Please explain why it needs to be five or six days a week instead of once a week
3. any time you want to say "fuck you," come see me in person, you little bitch
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The humanoid typo @entrelac.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
A video with ATC communication and plane positions is up if anyone is interested in what happened. Kudos to the Southwest pilot. youtu.be/c6Mp9aUJaTY?...
youtu.be
NEAR DISASTER | Southwest and Flexjet at Chicago Midway!
YouTube video by VASAviation -
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 25/02/2025
Musk is a sensitive little orchid and I wish more people would figure out that it’d be really easy to push him over the edge simply by being meaner to him.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
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🦋❄️🍁Baron🍁❄️🦋 @baron333.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Fuck AirBnB
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 21/02/2025
‘Secretary’ used to mean “one entrusted with the secrets or confidences of a superior.” We are now just realizing that this should be obvious because the word ‘secret’ is right there…
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
“put it on his fucking gravestone”
wolf840 said:

Does anyone else remember when Elon was like "if anyone knows how to end world hunger for 6 billion USD, I'll fund it" and UNICEF was like "we're going to spend a month to make a plan to end world hunger for 6 billion USD
and Elon is going to fund it" and Elon was like "actually, nah" and then bought Twitter instead?
I think that was one of the worst things I'll ever see in my life.

tiredspacedragon replied: 

I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.
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