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Luce Northstar 🔞 @lucezozzerie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

tumblr is having a great one about this, little masterpiece of a post I'd say

first post reads: Pro-censorship wattpad refugees drama is so funny to me because when I started using ao3 as a kid I was a devout mormon and I thought that reading anything even remotely pornagraphic was a sin and would ruin my life. So when I was 13 and found ao3 I went "oh awesome I found a fanfic website with a filtering system so I won't ever randomly stumble into porn. This is great! I was really worried about seeing something I didn't want to see on the other platforms." I didn't read any smut online until like three years later. If a mormon 13 year old can figure out 'don't like don't read' wattpad users can too cmon you guys i believe in you.
reblog reads: "you're less internet savy than a 13 year old mormon" is a diabolical thing to say to someone, I support it
original: tumblr.com/silverwolf1249/825380941390348288

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

You can tell AI is a bad technology because the entire internet hates it, even though it could theoretically be used to make Sonic the Hedgehog pornography.

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kylie b @roguesquirrel.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

in the alternate universe where will smith starred in the matrix, the end credits have a rap where will invites moviegoers to "take the will pill"

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Take Meowt by Franz Ferdinyan @wendysnowradish.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Ozamu Tezuka has these little editorial sections at the beginning of each Astro Boy story and its really fascinating to see his perspective about how sensitive overseas executives were about on-screen depictions of violence despite their countries committing some of the worst atrocities in the world

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jonathan 'der bernhard' / 'jurt' löffelbein @derloeffelbein.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

alliierten: deutschland darf keinen aktiven geheimdienst haben damit es keine zweite gestapo geben kann deutschland 2026: aber was wenn wir eine zweite gestapo haben wollen 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 11/08/2026

We should really work together, hand and hand, to focus all of our community’s poorly-suppressed and totally ruthless bullying energy on the single demographic we all agree actually deserves it: Harry Potter Adults in the year of our lord 2026

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Chob @chob316.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

"S*X" "N*DITY" What the fuck are we even doing anymore?

'ONE NIGHT ONLY'
DIRECTOR SAYS HE CUT
'SO MUCH N*DITY'
BECAUSE PEOPLE DISLIKE
S*X ON SCREEN: 'IT TAKES
YOU OUT OF THE MOVIE'

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jonathan 'der bernhard' / 'jurt' löffelbein @derloeffelbein.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

es sind immer linke deren taten nur der afd helfen nie die cdu oder die polizei oder die presse oder die gesamte deutsche geschichte oder die funktion von kapitalismus oder das ständige kompromisse suchen mit leuten die selbst von afd nur einen haarspalt entfernt sind

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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

While it certainly wasn't the only factor, collective covid measures followed by a summer of major uprisings are a reminder of how terrified the gentry are of people realizing they can act and work together. They're pushing hard to erase the memory of that entire time period for a reason.

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jonathan 'der bernhard' / 'jurt' löffelbein @derloeffelbein.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

wenn es öffentlich rechtlichen wirklich darum gehen würde kontroverse meinungen abzubilden würden sie mich einladen damit ich die ganze zeit wiederhole dass alle reichen leute mit einer heisklebepistole exekutiert werden sollten nein ich führe das nicht weiter aus

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jonathan 'der bernhard' / 'jurt' löffelbein @derloeffelbein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

AHA WARUM IST ES SCHLECHT SICH WIE EIN CHEF ZU BENEHMEN WIE BENEHMEN SICH DENN CHEFS ICH DACHTE DIE CDU LIEBT CHEFS WIE KANN DAS DENN SEIN

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Zoe (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ @enjoypetrichor.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Had a patient ask me who I work for and what we do today, so I explained to him that we are dentists and that people can come to us if they have, for instance, a tooth ache. #womeninmalefields

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

"I use chatgpt as a search engine" "I use minesweeper as a website browser" "I use the lego pirate ship when I want to boil an egg"

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Zoe (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ @enjoypetrichor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Not at TFN this year, hope everyone has an amazing time! I'll see you next year 🥹💖

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Lukapix ΘΔ |🦊❄️🏳️‍⚧️ @altothewolf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

my favourite emerald (or well, key in this case) hint in all of sa2 when i first saw this i laughed for minutes straight

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Zoe (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ @enjoypetrichor.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Mit 30 nochmal zum Medizinertest, let's GOOOOOOO

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Zoe (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ @enjoypetrichor.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Gesundheitswesen harter Job wegen Natur der Dinge und aktueller Politik und so, manchmal wird man aber zB auch von einem erwachsenen Mann angeschrien, weil er seine Termine immer vergisst und da irgendwie ich dran Schuld sein soll.

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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Please bear witness to my humanity and take some small portion of it for yourself. Return the favor to someone else later when you can. orbooks.com/catalog/we-h...

The point of all of this
The most illiterate fascists alive were gassing
themselves up because the computer had gotten some
small degree better at producing dog shit that had the
general production values of a circa 2004 video game
cutscene. Delighting in the approach of a spiritually
and culturally dead future devoid of art and meaning.
You do have to admit that a new Narcos season
starring Brad Pitt and Mr. Beast and Jason Kelce
sounds pretty sick though.
There’s only one flaw I can see in this supposed
AI-generated future of seven fingered bikini babes
with death behind their eyes and photorealistic Family
Guy pornos: I don’t understand where they think their
personalized sense of aesthetics they plan to input
into the computer is going to come from down the
line when all human artists have been driven out of
business. If you want something perfectly tailored 1:1
to your own taste meant solely for you to experience
alone you can already do that just by sitting there and
thinking about it buddy. Skip the middleman step of
the computer. It’s just going to put it back in your
brain anyway.
It’s like puking food up just to eat it again.
Imagine a dog.
Fewer paws than that. A real dog.
Like my books or don’t not my problem but I
cannot tell you how many hours every day for a year
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or more I spend for example moving the word “that”
around in a sentence over and over again trying to
land the perfect percussion of it. Is this inefficient?
Yes! It is also the whole point of it.
The drums have to be tuned
This probably applies to all of you. People
in possession of human souls who have at least on
occasion felt the divine in a work of art. Everything
I write myself and everything I love to read or listen
to or watch has one bedrock component to it which
is this:
Jesus Christ I am alive right now and you are alive
right now and someday we will not be but for the
duration of this we are both stupidly and beautifully
alive.
Please bear witness to my humanity and take some
…

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Kate Aronoff @katearonoff.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Right-wingers yelping about being told (as in past heatwaves!) to set their AC to 78—so a grid that serves >8.5 million people doesn't shut down—really illustrating what AFAIK is a pretty US-specific pathology: being militantly proud of your extreme sensitivity to mild discomfort

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Maja Öberg @majaoeberg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Dr. Robotnik being canonically smarter and more conniving than lex luthor by being an ace nerd immune to bat booty

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Zoe (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ @enjoypetrichor.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

hab heute jemandem den "für Sie immer, Sie sind doch mein Lieblingspatient" gedrückt, war richtig gut

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Look, Americans, British homes aren't designed with air conditioning in mind. Our architecture values other things: heat retention, space management, trapdoors, automated breakfast-serving mechanisms which can be operated by a literal dog

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jonathan 'der bernhard' / 'jurt' löffelbein @derloeffelbein.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

"lieber stehend sterben als knieend leben" bruder du wünschst dir recht und ordnung dass bullen drauf los prügeln und dass chefs ihren angestellten so wenig wie möglich bezahlen dürfen ich kann mir nichts knieenderes vorstellen

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AE Double @aedouble.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

"Seeing people talk about "death of the audience" and trying very hard to not pivot this into talking about Sonic the Hedgehog games and comics" Challenge: almost impossible!

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jonathan 'der bernhard' / 'jurt' löffelbein @derloeffelbein.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

heyheyhey es gibt auch gute millionäre (tot)

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Zoe (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ @enjoypetrichor.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

working in the medical sector has shockingly not improved my opinion of men

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ultima @ultimadmt.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

still might potentially be the funniest gag in this whole series . thirty feet into a telephone pole and got a sprained ankle. happy anniversary to those who celebrate

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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 13/06/2026

there are so many more of us than there are of them and i think about this constantly

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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

humans have known how to construct a shoulder seam for thousands of years, but with AI, we are unlocking untold new ways to fuck it up

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Zoe (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ @enjoypetrichor.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

No one asked but the problem with teeth is they're in your head where all your other stuff is, meaning rotting teeth can kill you surprisingly quickly. Listen to your dentist when they tell you to get rid of one???

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Zoe (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ @enjoypetrichor.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

auf meiner aktuellen arbeit läuft den ganzen tag das radio und wenn ich noch einmal dieses fuckass cover von all the things she said hören muss bin ich das lyrische she, das all the things said (schlechte dinge über besagtes cover)

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jonathan 'der bernhard' / 'jurt' löffelbein @derloeffelbein.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

neulich son clip von so zwei jungen rechten influencern reingespült bekommen wo sie meinten antifa sei ne terrororganisation weil die ja bspw flaschen werfen junge früher war terrorismus flugzeuge in gebäude brettern heute ist es einfach eine flasche werfen inflation trifft uns alle i guess

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

The elusive foxsnake in its natural environment

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Zoe (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ @enjoypetrichor.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Secret lore about me is that I sing in a catholic choir and usually I'm pretty 'eh' abt the songs since most of them are songs of praise, but today we sang a song based on 'May the road rise to meet you' and that one made me bawl, Ireland cooked with that blessing

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gg @ggdg.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

"let people enjoy things" is over. we must want things to be good

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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

i often think about this review

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John C @badsocialism.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

"Media is not a puzzle you can beat" is something many people need rammed home

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

BLOATED CORPSE OF A DRUNK - You really dropped the ball, Harry. Four point six billion people -- and you failed every single one of them. You really *fucked up*.

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Zoe (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ @enjoypetrichor.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I got a job offer! It's not what I want to do, it's shifts, it pays okayish at most, it's in customer service, and it's literally the only offer I got since October so I will have to take it 🫠

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Zoe (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ @enjoypetrichor.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

I can't make it to TFN this year bc job searching has not been fruitful 😔 I'll miss everyone but intend to return next year 🥹🫶🏻

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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

New Nintendo Switch 2 Firmware Update coming May 18. Features include: - No new UI themes - Left Joy-Con 2 Controller will now passively buzz when not used for 15 seconds - 10% more slime - The Wario - System clock permanently set to military time 🦅🇺🇸 - 5% less Slime - Goblin Mode Beta Test - 6% new

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Zoe (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ @enjoypetrichor.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

I'm so strong bc when non-vegetarians/vegans try to lecture me on animal wellfare I don't even hit them with The Monologue

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skrank @skrank.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Garak wearing traditional spy gear. #startrekfanart

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

YOU - Wait, the pale is human made? INSULINDIAN PHASMID - It is a nervous shadow cast into the world by you, eating away at reality. A great, unnatural territory. Its advent coincides with the arrival of the human mind.

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