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Sarah

@empressofmars.bsky.social
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Distressed magical girl.

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Sarah @empressofmars.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
just found out about "the critical drinker" and i cant stop thinking about some guy's entire brand being "no i'm not one of those *woke liberal snowflakes*, im a dysfunctional alcoholic!!!!"
this is a picture of harry dubois, another fictional dysfunctional alcoholic
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Astra ✧ @adastra1023.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
From Tumblr: ‘Hey, I was just at the Kroger, I think I just saw your living weapon look both says sheepishly before scanning her dehumanising barcode tattoo to see shat would happen. It rang up as a Mountain Dew voltage. So like, is that intentional or’
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"There are no role models for men" ever heard of Dr. Worm
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 07/07/2026
The thing about the Graham Platner story is that it’s not as if the man had every red flag imaginable leading up to this. How could we have known?
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. In uniform Worf is standing in what looks like a cheap 1993 motel room. There's a tall fake plant to his left, and he's holding up an actual phone line telephone w/curly cord, like people used to use in the olden days. He's holding the receiver and turning around to speak to someone behind him. Closed caption reads, "There is a female voice asking if we want room service."
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Sarah @empressofmars.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
just started playing disco elysium. the skills look kinda weird. anyone else experienced this?
the skills page of disco elysium. each skill picture has been replaced by an image of richard nixon.

logic: nixon writes numbers on a chalkboard.
encyclopedia: nixon reads a book. he appears ready to fall asleep.
rhetoric: nixon wipes sweat from his lip during the 1960 debate.
drama: nixon doing the v-for-victory pose after his resignation.
conceptualization: nixon in a chef hat.
visual calculus: nixon playing with balloons.
volition: nixon wearing a fragile, plastic crown.
inland empire: nixon and lbj's disturbing silhouettes as they talk in front of the washington monument. 
empathy: nixon in bed, depressed, exhausted.
authority: nixon, seen from below, does a kubrick stare as he talks to an unseen person.
esprit de corps: richard nixon as an elder statesman talking to robocop.
suggestion: nixon screaming excitedly.
endurance: nixon, shirtless on the beach.
pain threshold: nixon is comforted by lbj at his hospital bed
physical instrument: nixon bowling.
electrochemistry: nixon has beer poured on his head.
shivers: nixon's oval office. no human beings are in sight.
half-light: paranoid, nixon scans the room during a press conference.
hand-eye: nixon throws a snowball
perception: nixon holds his eyelids open to see better
reaction speed: in a car, frozen with terror as leonid brezhnev appears ready to drive off a cliff like in a looney tunes bit.
savoir faire: nixon headbutts a ball into the air during his youth
interfacing: nixon eats some horrifying, semi-liquid meal with his hands, stuffing his face with it.
composure: nixon, inside a lion's cage, naively extending his hand forward as he attempts to pet it. the lion roars at him and prepares to rip his hand from his body.
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Sarah @empressofmars.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
average session with deanna troi: You: "I still dont trust my husband after he got possessed by the aniphasic entity at Celebribab IV" Deanna Troi: "How does that make you feel?" You: "Well.." Deanna Troi: randomly gets up and leaves (she has been possessed by the aniphasic entity of Celebribab IV)
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Callan Bellwether @sleepytimetbear.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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Sarah @empressofmars.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
hard hitting journslism
The "Analysis" page of CNN's political section. Under a header titled "What Matters", Pete Hegseth pals around stupidly in a gym with some guys.

The article reads: "This is Trump 2.0, bro. What do you bench?"
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
i jokingly referred to popularism as "the organizational structure of Leninist democratic centralism as adopted for centrism" but it's becoming more and more true: a lot of these people have views that there is a top-down centrist political settlement that must be enforced on all candidates
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 03/02/2026
Today is Sextidi the 16th of Pluviôse in the year 234. Pluviôse is the month of rain. Today we celebrate the boxwood. #JacobinDay More information on the boxwood
An old time-y illustration of a the Boxwood.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
SHIVERS - Snow falls and there is no answer. Some things are not for mortals to know.
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
the unbearable psychic damage of being alive in America and having a conscience
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GP @mousefountain.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
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jcw3 (John) @jcw3.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Dems saw that their thanksgiving flights would be delayed and that they would be slightly inconvenienced, so they immediately rushed to the congressional chambers to cave in exchange for pure delaying actions, so all this shutdown hurt was for nothing
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
There is a radio in the distance. A radio of the world. Playing sounds - Good morning, Elysium. Soon you will return to the world.
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Alexis @alexispace.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I'm not generally a fan of Rep McBride but oh wow that NOTUS article yesterday was just straight up character assassination huh
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
David French is right the Democratic Party needs a nomadic incursion to be brought under the suzerainty of Illinois
nytimes.com
Opinion | The Last Thing Democrats Need Is Their Own Tea Party
One was plenty.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Lose all the actors, the dark shadows, leave only the still lifes, the blissful distant wash of waves. If everybody knew -- you never did. She’ll be coming soon. That is all.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
BLOATED CORPSE OF A DRUNK - No. It's gone. Three times gone and never coming back. You failed. You failed me. BLOATED CORPSE OF A DRUNK - You failed Elysium
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
wow, they released the files and it turns out JFK was still alive until just a few years ago, living in an old folks home in rural Texas alongside Elvis Presley
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brightshadow (3x as scary as usual) @cuil.world · 19/03/2025
chrome shut off my ublock origin today eat shit, sundar pichai
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
i am once again saying that if you allow polling to define rights, you don't have any real rights at all
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
i don't understand why essentially all jobs a person might actually want to have are drying up and blowing away
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
i don't know how to prove this in an academic sense but I've always believed a major reason the U.S. survived the first age of fascism is that we'd created Hollywood a little earlier and all our most charming narcissists had something better to do than politics
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Noah Shachtman @noahshachtman.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
DC Democrats do not understand how badly they're jeopardizing their own jobs. If they keep this up, politicians who haven't caught a credible primary challenger in years are about to get walloped in the '26 cycle.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
you guys are stupid for buying normal eggs. i'm gonna be buying the kind of eggs that turn into more eggs for free if you do all the right stuff to them
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 02/03/2025
Not even joking when I say this but I’m so thankful for all the artists still posting art on their feeds because during moments when there’s a bunch of bad stuff happening in the world it’s a nice little break to see your drawings of cute girls
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 01/03/2025
No wonder I had an anxiety disorder - I spent the last 10 years seeing this coming and feeling like I couldn’t do enough to stop it. I say “had” because I’m 100% anxiety free now. Maybe it’s the perverse relief of the horrible thing finally happening - seeing the enemy’s face clearly.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
This guy voted to confirm five members of Trump’s cabinet who are currently destroying the federal government
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 17/02/2025
I think many of the scholars on authoritarianism believing the US would be a competitive autocracy like Hungary are wrong. Had DeSantis been elected, that would've been the case. This moment has much more of the makings of a downward spiral into totalitarianism.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/02/2025
the computer is the anti-christ
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/02/2025
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 12/02/2025
Carl Sagan's prediction in 1995. We are here now.
I worry that, especially as the Millennium edges nearer, pseudoscience and superstition will seem year by year more tempting, the siren song of unreason more sonorous and attractive. Where have we heard it before? Whenever our ethnic or national prejudices are aroused, in times of scarcity, during challenges to national self-esteem or nerve, when we agonize about our diminished cosmic place and purpose, or when fanaticism is bubbling up around us - then, habits of thought familiar from ages past reach for the controls.

The candle flame gutters. Its little pool of light trembles. Darkness gathers. The demons begin to stir.”
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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WickedMitch 🧙 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wickedmitch.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Crazy how if your understanding of politics solely was derived from this one gag from a 1994 episode of The Simpsons you probably have been less surprised by the past 8 years than anyone else.
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jcw3 (John) @jcw3.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Trump probably has some groyper staffers who read the TL-191 books and already have a harebrained scheme to make a Quebecois puppet state to pit against the Anglo-Canadians
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
PITCH: An updated version of the curse of Cassandra where she's describing things that are happening now, in front of everyone, but still isn't believed.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 01/02/2025
I'm sorry I ever doubted you George Lucas for thinking trade taxation would lead to an evil empire.
A still image of the classic “Star Wars” opening crawl set against a starry background. Large, yellow text in perspective reads: “Episode I: THE PHANTOM MENACE,” followed by the opening lines: “Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.” The text scrolls diagonally upward into the distance.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
very sad. these guys traveled great distances to physically and verbally abuse vulnerable human beings seeking a better life, and now it's like it was all for nothing
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
twitter users stone age in 2023 hunter-gatherers 🤝 mastodon attempt failed, turned to sky worship for sustenance
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 25/01/2024
Kinda bizarre seeing people say that it’s no big deal that a bunch of states are all uniting to say that they don’t have to follow a SCOTUS ruling or the Constitution and will use force to make that point.
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<Insert Halloween name> James UwU💕 @hexxedwriter.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
terms like "white collar" and "blue collar" are nearly meaningless at this point, instead i plot all jobs on an axis of "has holidays off/works holidays" and "general public thinks they should have holidays off/general public thinks they should be forced to work"
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
I need these jammies. 1932. www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-...
Color illustration of a white cat winking at the viewer, walking through the scene wearing green pajamas with big red polka dots and yellow slippers and holding a candle and christmas stocking. Across the bottom is text that reads “Here’s hoping your Christmas will be the Cat’s Pajamas!”
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
With the latest Bluesky update they should add a keyboard for Hobo Codes
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