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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

it is time to evolve old and tired conspiracy theories like "we never landed on the moon" to new, refreshing conspiracy theories like "we never LEFT the moon"

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Emperor J @emperorj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Was going to be future Wisconsin coach until lol Penn State and lol Sparty happened...

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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

did you know: pj fleck can’t donate blood to the red cross because his veins only carry mountain dew

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

/unbearably "Folks the last person I saw get this humiliated by Chuck Finley was Pete Incaviglia in 1991."

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Aero @areoman850.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

opening the news every day

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

why would State Farm suggest that Cam Skattebo is insurable

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Danny Page @danny.page · 25/09/2026

Sophie Cunningham: 10 minutes, 0 points, 0/4 from 3, 1 turnover. lol, lmao.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

🔵 +18.5 Noticing circles 🔴 -38.3 (!!!) Scrolling too quickly American Institute for Being Disappointed by Posts (9/23, 631 respondents)

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Brian Kibler @bmkibler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Financial services"

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Emperor J @emperorj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Better than my answer of just gesturing to everything

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Emperor J @emperorj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The only Jollibee I've had was in Glasgow 😅

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gone gone the form of man, rise the poster Gigan! @gigansprogress.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

We must fund development and LRIP of the OZ-00MS Tallgeese

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

seeing lots of people flip out about this poll but it’s only a sample of dem voters, not the electorate as a whole

Feelings About Trump Leaving Office
Poll participants were asked "If you woke up tomorrow morning and saw the following news headlines, how would you feel?" for each of the five scenarios listed below.
Reason
Positive
Negative
Net sentiment
To "safeguard the Constitution, a group of U.S. military leaders have removed President Donald Trump from power and assumed control of the United States.
59%
28%
31%
President Trump passed away after eating a tainted can of SpaghettiOs®
Canned Pasta
84%
7%
77%
President Trump passed away after eating a tainted can of SpaghettiOs®
Canned Pasta with Meatballs
86%
7%
79%
President Trump passed away after eating a tainted can of SpaghettiOs®
Canned Pasta with Chicken
Meathalle
85%
8%
78%

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sumosoul.bsky.social @sumosoul.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Day10 M4 Takanoshō 4-5 (L) Sw Fujinokawa 7-2 (R) Sekiwake debut Fujinokawa can stay right in the yūshō math with a win here #akibasho2026

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sumosoul.bsky.social @sumosoul.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Day10 M5 Rōga 5-4 (L) M9 Ura 6-3 (R) Ura often goes with a from a positition of seeming futility well, magic #akibasho2026

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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Most people don't realize just how vast our great nation is. Truly amazing.

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Alex @a1extimmons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Oh boy lol. Apparently Jake & Logan Paul got in their feelings after being embarrassed by Pete Hegseth trying to show soldiers who warriors were by parading fake warriors in front of them yesterday so today we got this. And usual @dieworkwear.bsky.social absolutely annihilated those morons.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026

JD Vance Booed By Own Reflection In Mirror theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-…

JD Vance Booed By Own Reflection In Mirror
Image Calls VP ‘Loser’ Right To His Face

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Emperor J @emperorj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Most entertaining bouts the last few basho. I think they really promoted him to stop him winning kinboshi though

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barleybap but she's dressed as a skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Batman: TAS implies the existence of Batman: Any%.

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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Americans will look at this and say “that’s what I need to drive my kids to school in suburban Dallas”

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Emperor J @emperorj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Chat, is it bad when your club's striker yearns to be isekai'd into a slow life away from football?

AI generated image of Dominic Solanke sitting in a tree in full kit while sharpening the shaft of an arrow. A stadium like Tottenham's is in the background.

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Tano @tanoj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Oh no

SPORTS
STREAMER CLAVICULAR
SAYS FANTASY FOOTBALL WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE IN A NEGATIVE DIRECTION
SPORTS
TMZ

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Emperor J @emperorj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Ok I laughed when I saw this card on reddit

Image of a 2026 Topps Stadium Club Dylan Cease autographed card with "1st Kanji Auto 此糸羽卒"

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel

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MagnetCarta @magnetcarta.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Millennial who as a kid argued about the Iraqi War on a Dragonball Z message board vs. anyone else in a debate.

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Rexwolf-BOO! @therexwolff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Very first morning in Taipei last week, I walked by a guy in this Ramba Ral shirt.

Brown t shirt with a portrait of ramba ral, labeled ramba ral

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Fubar 🇨🇦 @captainfubar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Soft power destruction any% speedrun

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 11/09/2026

This week online, summarized: - Olds discovered zoomers spent 365 days making Charlie Kirk memes - Zoomers discovered everything olds said about 9/11 was real

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

pitchers and fielders should wear scabbards on their backs where they holster ceremonial bats. oh come on, it’s not all that stupid. they already make the coach wear player clothes and stand around in a special basement. this isn’t any dumber than that

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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This was by far my most viral Twitter meme and I made it in about 5 minutes. I've put in another 5 mins for the 'Enhanced edition' and because I deleted everything over there, I'm wondering whether to post it again. Waagh, Mr Bond? 😅

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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

what a curious day to put these on sale

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