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Emma Selwood

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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
A Short Poem for Star Wars Day Her name was Yoda, A showgirl she was.
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RSPB @rspb.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentine’s Day, from us to you. Tag your exes. Xoxox
Coral background with faint heart illustrations. A glossy male Blackbird with a bright yellow bill faces left. Large title reads: “Birds as bad exes*” Smaller text reads: “*Yes, you read that right.”
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/02/2026
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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Larry & Paul @larryandpaul.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
#TheTraitors Soundtrack Recording Session #2. #TheTraitorsUK
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Matthew Turner @filmfan1971.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I’m not saying that *everyone* should do #Barbanuary - where we all watch Barbara Stanwyck movies all month - but I AM saying that her three best movies are currently on BBC iPlayer (Double Indemnity), Amazon Prime (Ball of Fire) and Channel 4 (The Lady Eve), respectively.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 31/12/2025
The Dogs of 2025 youtu.be/K_1tNbud-8g?...
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The Dogs of 2025
YouTube video by WeRateDogs
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 12/12/2025
We’re approaching the 40th anniversary of this spectacular bit of TV, an intro sequence to Wogan’s chat show. If anyone ever says that the 1980s were shit, just shake your head, smile condescendingly and play them this youtu.be/ntTckWx8MMw
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Wogan Titles December 1985
YouTube video by 23111963
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Lee Madgwick @leemadgwick.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Latest painting (acrylic on canvas)
Small white building on pillars with steps. ‘Prompt This’ with an image of a middle finger sticking up is graffitied along the top.
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Dinah Rose KC @dinahrose.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Oh dear. What have I done now?
Very judgmental grey cat with amber eyes. Leaning his elbow on the bed end.
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Sheffield Tribune @sheffieldtribune.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Becky looked after her mum 24 hours a day by the end. After she had died, Becky put the house on the market for £300,000. So why did Andrew Milne - who had bought the freehold for £400 - try to take it for nothing?
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Sheffield Tribune @sheffieldtribune.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
“It broke my heart, that was my savings towards a new car,” one woman who paid Milne tens of thousands of pounds told us. “He has just wiped me out.” Who is Andrew Milne - the solicitor sending "very aggressive" letters to Sheffield homeowners? www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk/a-london-law...
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A London lawyer bought hundreds of Sheffield freeholds. Then the ‘very aggressive’ letters arrived
Exclusive: The Tribune can reveal that Andrew Milne has threatened leaseholders with high court action. It ‘broke my heart’ one woman says
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
And part two. www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk/after-beckys...
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After Becky’s mum died, it was time to sell her childhood home. Then Andrew Milne got in touch
Plus: As the search for answers continues, The Tribune takes to the road
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
An absolutely shocking story in two parts and outstanding journalism to boot. Part one www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk/a-london-law...
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A London lawyer bought hundreds of Sheffield freeholds. Then the ‘very aggressive’ letters arrived
Exclusive: The Tribune can reveal that Andrew Milne has threatened leaseholders with high court action. It ‘broke my heart’ one woman says
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 31/10/2025
When in the woods, best beware of dead man's fingers lurking there. Reaching up above the ground, a creepy fungi to be found. Happy Halloween everyone. Photo: Sheringham Park by Rob Coleman
Fungi growing in a woodland, it looks remarkably like zombie fingers reaching up from the ground
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Why you should have a cat @shouldhavecat.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
He literally looks like he’s made of love and sunshine.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Nigel Farage is the biggest charlatan in British political history. And here's what his constitutents in Clacton really think:
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Elric @elric-mtl.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Next level rice cooker.
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Please help support my TINY business and either purchase something from my shop (stickers are only £3) or please share this so I can reach new customers. Thank you! www.infinitebacon.com
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Another day in arguably the most infuriating, idiotic epoch of mankind's history. What freshly shat folly awaits us today?
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Michelle 🪷🇲🇽🇺🇸🌵 @chicana74.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Here’s some dog content to temporarily distract you from the mess happening in the world
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 01/08/2025
'The Wizard of Oz' (1939) vs 'The Wizard of Oz at Sphere' (2025) Over 90% of the film has been 'touched up' with AI
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
i'm leaving
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Making kids laugh can sometimes be difficult but when you get it just right it’s a brilliant thing!
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Happy 14th June to all those (except one) who celebrate.
Unhappy Birthday to Me 
 
It’s important to share, or so I’ve been taught, 
to show kindness to others, to be a good sport. 
But all of those teachings have taken a bump – 
for I share my birthday with Donald Trump. 
 
For years I knew not of this dark, dreadful fate, 
and with ignorant bliss I honoured the date – 
but then it got hijacked, sullied, gazumped 
by a self-serving bigot, a foul gibberlump. 
  
With him, I would share an infectious disease, 
a mouldy bread roll, an infestation of fleas, 
a romantic weekend at a toxic waste dump –
but please, not my birthday, Mr. Tangerine Chump. 
 
Alternative dates he’s welcome to try –  
12th Febtember, 33rd July. 
But 14th June? In a lake, take a jump
and find a new date, you deranged sewage pump. 

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Kit Yates @kityates.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
It is 22 years ago today that my best friend, Nick Everton, died. He was 17 years old. Not much time to leave a mark on the world you would think. But those of us who knew him came away irreversibly altered by even the short time we shared together.... 🧵
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Today is the 91st anniversary of the last diary entry of the first man who tried to climb Everest solo. Mind you, his plan had been to crash land a plane 14,000 feet up and then stroll the rest of the way, so perhaps he wasn’t destined to succeed
b/w photo of Maurice Wilson standing up in the cockpit of a small old aeroplane, in front of a hangar, waving at the camera
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Supertanskiii @supertanskiiii.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
🏳️‍⚧️♥️🏳️‍⚧️
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
What should Liz Truss's new Social Media platform be called? Wrong suggestions only.
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a woman is holding a large bell in her hands
ALT: a woman is holding a large bell in her hands
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
“Hi, I’m Elon. Can we be friends? Will you be my friend? I’ll give you a Cybertruck, I promise.”
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Another (presumably AI-generated) message from Elon Musk in Palo Alto via TikTok. There’s another video from a different user on Twitter, suggesting this isn’t just some prank by the TikTok creator.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
It looks like someone has hacked a crosswalk button in Palo Alto to deliver at least two different messages in the voice of Elon Musk. (They are not complimentary)
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/03/2025
Goldberg indicates Hegseth lied when he denied texting war plans
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Tiernan Douieb @tiernandouieb.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Ok everyone. One like, one thing I’m aware exists in the universe but I’m generally unbothered by.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Oh Calvin I wish you were right
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
No downside, only upside, we hold all the cards, etc etc
News paper front page showing various costs of Brexit five years on
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Emma Selwood @emmatriiad.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Happy New Year
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Please do share to help promote my Teeny-Tiny business. I sell signed giclee prints, mugs, tees and greeting cards. They all make excellent gifts. You’ll find my little store here: infinitebacon.com Thank you!
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 03/12/2024
This is Lady. She just moved from Kentucky to Montana. Winter looks different here, and she’s making her feelings on that very clear. 13/10
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Emma Selwood @emmatriiad.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
@rogcrow.bsky.social hello
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Emma Selwood @emmatriiad.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
@dermotjones.bsky.social hello
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
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The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
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Emma Selwood @emmatriiad.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,069,719!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #1,069,719, Emma Selwood ‪@emmatriiad.bsky.social‬, joined on Sep 19, 2023"
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
It's Advent time! This year’s free-to-download colouring-in Advent Calendar is a little bit different. It’s an A-Z of animals - so, 26 days in all. Something to keep you busy on Boxing Day too. www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2023-a...
Banner for our ‘Advent’ calendar of stylised animals
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 12/11/2023
Farage getting paid £1.5m for I'm a celebrity. Don't watch it, don't send them money in phone votes, don't reward the advertisers, and fuck Ant and Dec for platforming him, no matter how many oh so edgy winks to camera and cutting remarks they make.
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 11/11/2023
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
I write these. Ah, nice. Are they fun? Yes, they're tremendous fun.
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