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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I will simply say I am seeing exactly this situation play out right now in a different field. Work that would have taken about 3 weeks start to finish via traditional methods is now into week 6 and still in what amounts to first draft territory

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the medical profession could discover entire new ligaments by putting me at corner for a series in an nfl game. line me up to guard jaylen waddle and i'd shred a forbidden ligament that connects your knee to one of your teeth

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Emily Kawaler @emilykawaler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

They're scouting Yoenis Cespedes *Jr.* i have crumbled into dust and blown away

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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 18/09/2026

honestly some of the most apocalyptic impacts of "AI" will be shit like this, and most of the doomsday dipshits predicting SkyNet can't be bothered to notice or care

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UnitedHealth uses AI model with 90% error rate to deny care, lawsuit alleges

For the largest health insurer in the US, AI's error rate is like a feature, not a bug.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

And they’re doing it when actual antisemitism is clearly surging! I get mad about this every day!

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Emily Kawaler @emilykawaler.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Looked up the Jets QB depth chart. I remain unconvinced that #2 Cade Klubnik is not an AI hallucination

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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

MLB players are the thoroughbred horses of the human world in that if you take your eye off them for a second they will get loose and find some completely novel Looney Tunes way to suffer a catastrophic injury

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Good-faith concern on this issue would be going, "hmm, professional sports leagues should probably have some standards in place to ensure trans competitors aren't getting an unfair advantage," googling for 5 minutes, realizing every sports league already has those standards and dropping it.

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I am going to join the Women’s Christian Temperance Union bsky.app/profile/phil...

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/07/2026

DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN

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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 17/06/2026

me at kickoff of every world cup game: oh this is nice to put on in the background, maybe the team with cool jerseys will win me 90 minutes later, literally every time:

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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

Facebook post from Scottish soccer fan - The busses have stopped at some park thing near the ground and there's American guys making food and giving people free beers and stuff
Some Haiti fans here as well, what a bunch of good guys
wtf is going on man, what an experience this is man holy shit

With photos of people boozing in a parking lot

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

some jokes write themselves

a notification from mlb that reads “alimber santa is the 2nd player in history to pitch in a no-hitter in his MLB debut, joining bumpus jones — who tossed a no-no in 1892”

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DrSinBin @drsinbin.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 24/03/2026

hi, cis folks! it’s been a little over a month since the 2 biggest private hospitals in NYC ended trans youth care. some folks thought this was resolved with a judge’s ruling or a letter from the NYAG. care has *not* resumed! there’s a simple ask ⬇️ for you, if you’re willing to fight with us. 🧵

Manhattan Hospital Ends Medical Treatment for Transgender Youth
NYU Langone Health cited the "current regulatory environment" in its decision to discontinue its gender medicine program for minors.

NYU Langone Health in New York City had stopped accepting new patients into its transgender youth medicine program a year ago, GHI/UCG/Universal Images Group, via Getty

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NYC parents say Mount Sinai has cut off services for trans kids ahead of federal rule

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Emily Kawaler @emilykawaler.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Baby’s current favorite toys, in no particular order: 1. Tub of Metamucil (closed) 2. Mommy’s nostrils 3. Warning label on pillow 4. Electronic nose aspirator

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Emily Kawaler @emilykawaler.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

I wonder who has worse knees - sumo wrestlers or moguls skiiers?

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Emily Kawaler @emilykawaler.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

"What a finish for Nordic Combined athlete Watabe, who at his age should probably have been sent to a farm upstate several decades ago" he is my age please stop

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Emily Kawaler @emilykawaler.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Olympic curling quadbox this is the LIFE

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 31/01/2026

It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

tag yourself i’m I AM MANOEUVRING WITH DIFFICULTY

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Emily Kawaler @emilykawaler.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Baby is incandescent with rage (farted so hard he detached himself from the nipple)

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Emily Kawaler @emilykawaler.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

I thought it couldn’t get sadder after the first sentence but then I read the second one

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

as an American Jew, I can't imagine talking about "legal" immigration and the Holocaust this way restrictive American immigration laws passed in the 1920s doomed countless Jews who could've otherwise escaped occupied Europe. my family got out via Cuba and Argentina, they were the lucky ones

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Kampf mit Kette @kampfmitkette.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

okay hear me out

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ceej @ceej.online · 22/01/2026

There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Harrison Mevis:

Martin Luther nailing his 95 theses to the church door

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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/01/2026

Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram

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Emily Kawaler @emilykawaler.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Me: I’m a Jets fan Them: Oh, you like the Jets? Me: I did not say that

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Emily Kawaler @emilykawaler.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Is Baker Mayfield our greatest living actor? Discuss

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New York Immigration Coalition (NYIC) @thenyic.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

🚨 COMMUNITY ALERT🚨 At LaGuardia Airport, there are several rumored and one confirmed ICE arrest of domestic travelers. If you are at risk of detention or not sure, exercise caution while traveling. Make a safety plan in case of detention and consult an immigration attorney.

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Emily Kawaler @emilykawaler.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Enjoy your giant teacup trophy, you’ve earned it!

Aonishiki in his mawashi accepting a trophy shaped like a teacup the size of his torso (and, being a sumo wrestler, he has an enormous torso)

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Emily Kawaler @emilykawaler.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

I think one of the greatest stories in sports over the past year or so might be Aonishiki’s ascension in grand sumo 🥹

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Emily Kawaler @emilykawaler.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

why does my baby sometimes smell like a breakfast

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

tonight New Yorkers have rejected the candidate most likely to believe the ninja turtles are real and active (Eric Adams) AND the candidate most likely to claim he beat one to a pulp in 1988 (Curtis Sliwa)

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

This has to be one of the greatest gags in schism history

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Emily Kawaler @emilykawaler.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Most people, when they suck their thumbs, don’t stick the rest of their fingers in their eyeball. But MY son is an innovator 💁‍♀️

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Emily Kawaler @emilykawaler.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Nicknaming my newborn Blake Snore-tles because 1. he sleeps a lot and 2. he is a significantly below-average quarterback

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Alright Yankees fans, time to chat. Obviously we all agree Aaron Boone should be fired. But additionally do we think he should be sent to The Hague, or merely forced to stand in a 1700s-style pillory for several days. Sound off in the comments

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

all I want from the Jets, my beloved and favorite football team, is for nobody to talk to me about the Jets, for nobody to realize the Jets even exist, and for the Jets to never play football again

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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 23/09/2025

You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation

Eric Adams surrounded by members of the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation. He is wearing a blue velvet jacket that is embroidered with gold Magen David’s and other Jewish seeming patterns, including multiple menorahs. Everyone else is just in button down shirts or normal suits. He is not blending in.

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Emily Kawaler @emilykawaler.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

As if I have not suffered enough! the Jets are back today

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Emily Kawaler @emilykawaler.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Would you rather be interviewed by Ziwe or Isaac Chotiner? If your answer is not “if either of them called me I’d immediately reevaluate my life choices and/or walk into traffic” it probably should be

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🎃 Seasonal Creep 👻 @windingdot.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

So much about our current national situation is explained by the fact that a substantial proportion of Americans truly believe that “feeling somewhat uncomfortable” is the same as being the victim of an actual crime

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

🚨🚨🚨 IT IS TIME FOR THE WORLD GAMES 🚨🚨🚨 (That's The Olympics for sports which are not in The Olympics) Here's how and why to watch parkour, tug-of-war, fin-swimming, and other sports over the next 10 days rodgersherman.substack.com/p/time-for-t...

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It's time for the Olympics of weird sports!

The Olympics for sports that aren't in the Olympics are underway. Here's how and why to watch the world's best in parkour, flag football, drone racing, tug-of-war, korfball and much more.

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