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Emily

@emilyann1009.bsky.social
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Emily from Twitter’s super secret bluesky account where she rts NSFW gratuitously. I’m over 18, dw. She/her

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vampire häxan @sorenhaxan.bsky.social · 4h
base serpent
digital painting of messmer the impaler in his second phase ("base serpent") form
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 5h
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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arnaerr 🦭⭑。 @arnaerr.bsky.social · 6h
oh to be the hero of kvatch riding shadowmere around the lake rumare looking for some ayleid ruins to explore 😳 #art #tes #oblivion
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Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 7h
It's bonkers how "User agreements" are actually binding contracts where one party gets to change them whenever and however they wish and the other party has the options to agree or to stop using computers.
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˗ˏˋ quinn 🩷🤍🧡 ˎˊ˗ @quintuplecasts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
many such cases
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 12h
This is a community note for the ages.
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Awkward Zombie @awkwardzombie.bsky.social · 9h
now I can do this
delivering high-quality gamer goofs for nearly 20 yearsdelivering high-quality gamer goofs for over 20 years
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Rashuu | semi hiatus @rashuu.bsky.social · 8h
#EldenRing #Messmer
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Rashuu | semi hiatus @rashuu.bsky.social · 15h
#DarkSouls3 #Dancer
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 04/10/2026
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Techneti (🎂 tomorrow!) @techneti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Spooky Scary Sunny-tons @sunnydlite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
logging in and seeing all my gay friends
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Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There is no McTry. There is only:
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/10/2026
I took a friend who hasn’t been to an NFL game in 20 years to the Vikings today, there’s been no touchdowns, and multiple injuries. There’s been a penalty every play too. I asked him if he was having fun and he just looked at me like this.
Guy looking at you with oxygen meme
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Kimmy - #YuPhasNation 🫷 @kimmykitsuragi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this comment on a bow only ds1 run is frying me
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it’s been almost a year so i feel ok sharing this: last year i tried buying some relaxed fit jeans. i wore them to a gathering on Halloween and my cousin’s wife asked if i was dressed up as a zoomer
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Rashuu | semi hiatus @rashuu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#DarkSouls3 #SisterFriede
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Miss Cryptid🔞 @misscryptidart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Walked into some important things occurring
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ChloesImagination⭐️ @chloesimagination.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jolyne Cujoh is in SBR you just have to look closely..
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz
Toyota's unease at being associated with the Taliban and Al Qaeda is evident. In its September statement, the company said,
'Toyota does not have a sales or distribution channel in Afghanistan, and we do not export vehicles to that country."
Somewhat less laconic was Wade Hoyt, Toyota's spokesman in New York, who put the best corporate spin on the situation this week.
"It is not our proudest product placement," he said. "But it shows that the Taliban are looking for the same qualities as any truck buyer: durability and reliability."
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Scalli @viceandviolence.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stage 1 & 2 of Mermaidification. It was the rise of mermaid workers looking to spend money in coastal cities that made a lot of stores and services wheel-tub accessible. A waterless wheel-tub was then invented for folks with dodgy legs.
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✧ Shylodon ✧ (Comms 3/4) @shylodon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Rotfront, the ice moon circling the largest gas giant. Still in the process of Klimaforming." (reposted) #Signalis
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Rashuu | semi hiatus @rashuu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#DarkSouls3 #SlaveKnightGael
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Celes🏳️‍⚧️⬇️↘️➡️👊 @rowletgameing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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ande ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ @andewitt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s right behind me isn’t it
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Resident puppy
drawing comic of a puppy named Basil saying; "Ah, my throat kinda hurts...But I'm sure it's nothing serious!" only to turn into a resident evil zombie 1 week later saying; "Aw man.. I'm out of sick days"
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Lux!🔪🎃 @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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ChloesImagination⭐️ @chloesimagination.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Johnny Joestar’s hair is like little cat ears in SBR..
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
wonderful reminder of the funniest dynamic of the mayoral race, where sliwa clearly liked mamdani and was delighted to see him humiliate cuomo also, more politicians should do this! get your flu shots!
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🦇Spookella Scarvarez🦇 @mastergurgle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Craig 🔜 gateway fate @cakeacake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
played elden ring. i could take t- (I'm forcibly dragged off stage)
Sketch of the Omen Twins from Elden Ring, Mohg (left) and Morgott (right)
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🎄d/wogier christmas🎄 @thelumiereatelier.com · 02/10/2026
soulstober day 2: artorias the abysswalker
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◤◢«»«»◤◢ @albaworks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m significantly touch starved so you get increasingly intense smut
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So grateful I get to include this comic in my book as a way of saying thanks ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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🔞⚔️Lumen⚔️ @churchofpossum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Love a pathetic man.
A crop of Sir Anser, a knight OC of mine, with his ass in the air and his head on the floor, sweating and begging. Somebody wearing a curled shoe is stepping on his head.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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arnaerr 🦭⭑。 @arnaerr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
age of stars and shadow #art #ocsky #eldenring
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Iva 🐛 @ivathehuman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
👁🦷 part two
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
I Pushed My Luck, Reheated My Burrito An Extra 30 Seconds, and It Exploded All Over The Microwave. Here's Why That's A Lesson for Democrats
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martha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(at dark mcdonalds drive thru) Speaker: oough. have you come to release me from my waking dream me: nah sorry. can I get a repast of the forlorn S: nine souls today. round up for the penitent order of dolora? me: not today S: ok pull forward (a boulder appears and squishes me like a bug)
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Rashuu | semi hiatus @rashuu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#DarkSouls3 #Firekeeper
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Alex Ahad o_8 @oh8.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I saw someone posting about Nightmare and got nostalgic and remembered I had this piece! It's a collab from a while ago, the colors are by Willy, who was responsible for many of the great environment / stage art in Skullgirls 🥳 👀👁‍🗨
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 01/10/2026
i sure hope my bitch wife doesn't wanna watch blue
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🎄d/wogier christmas🎄 @thelumiereatelier.com · 01/10/2026
soulstober day 1: solaire of astora
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🌶️ Motte! 🌶️🔞 @extra-spicymotte.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
he's lost in the sauce...... and I need to figure out their color palettes lol #oc #teratophilia
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Life pro tip: If "adulting" is proving to be too hard, try drinking alcohol during and throughout the day
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