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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A Korean king ordered a bunch of linguists to come up with a written language to increase literacy due to the difficulty of chinese and they came up with one of the easiest to read languages in existence.
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Rain @artiacinsomnist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#mxtxtober26 day 9: altar they must always be worshipped together 🙂‍↕️ #RainBeArting #FafaFox
digital art of a wooden fox Hua Cheng and a stoat Xie Lian statue sitting together as the idols of an altar. their features are simplified and a red string connects them. surrounding them are two offering plates with fruit, a vase of flowers and n incense holder pot. three silver butterflies are fluttering about in the background, one of them perched on Hua Cheng's ear.
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🚨 ENDORSEMENT ALERT 🚨 Chancleta has been endorsed by a family of three random raccoons who saw him from outside. One of them even stood on our patio chair on two legs, like a person. This is incredible news for Sandal's campaign to represent whatever it is he is running for.
A mock political endorsement graphic on a blue gradient background. At the top left is a photo of three raccoons beside the words “A FAMILY OF THREE RANDOM RACCOONS.” Below, red text reads “PROUDLY ENDORSES,” followed by “CHANCLETA” in large white letters. At the bottom right is a large photo of Chancleta, an orange-and-white cat looking directly at the camera.
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Kate @emeraldhyacinth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Perils of working in a history-related field: I just came across something that gave me a spontaneous rage headache through sheer hatred of John C. Calhoun, but I am having trouble finding someone who knows who John C. Calhoun is and will understand my pain
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David the Trifecta: Fatty, Beardo, Weirdo @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is National Poetry Day in the UK, so for my contribution, I humbly share one of my favourite poems of all time, written by Robert Florence,
BATMAN'S AFF HIS NUT
Batman's aff his nut 
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot 
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat 
Batterin guys
I was lit at: 
"Mate, I'm worried aboot ye 
I know your ma and da died 
But everybody's ma and da dies 
And we're no aw runnin aboot 
Hookin muggers and 
Kickin psychopaths in the baws."
And that was when Batman went 
"Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor 
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"
And that was when I was lit at: 
"Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."
And that's the Secret Origin of Robin 
and everybody else.
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Kate @emeraldhyacinth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Book in case I get bored
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Extra Haunted Doll, Dana Lexa @authorx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another thing to remember on this bisexual day is that The Grungler is canonically bi. I do enjoy how it's become a term for "token cis guy who hangs out with a bunch of trans weirdos" but the original post was also about straight women being weird about bi men.
women will go on a 1st date with a guy and things will be going well until the guy casually mentions he's bi and she'll go home and start posting stuff like like 'we need to normalize being straight' and 'whatever happened to beauty' meanwhile the guy went home to play video games with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals and he named his character 'the grungler' and he keeps saying stuff like 'check it out guys, i'm the grungler'
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've already made apple cider
Cartoon: Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. It shows Humpty the Egg, in his beanie and sweater, strolling through the autumnal woods, carving a pumpkin, reading a book by the fire with his cat, and picking apples. 
 by WholesomeNsuchArt.
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/09/2026
rough first week for humans at the intergalactic council. everyone was really nice but we spent a lot of time at orientation trying to figure out what made us unique among all the galaxy's species. turns out we're the only ones who thought to deep fry cheese. that's it. we're the fried cheese planet
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today I learned that the oldest man in college football is FSU’s 28-year-old punter Daniel Hughes. He’s a carpenter from Melbourne, Australia and looks exactly like you hoped.
Hughes wearing a tie and sporting a mustache and mullet
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nids @geminid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
lets take a nap on the plains #fireemblem
scribble of takumi dressed in furs lying on some grass with his arms behind his head
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Old English Wordhord @oewordhord.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
giccig, adj: of skin diseases: itchy, irritating. (YIH-chih / ˈjɪ-tʃɪj) #OldEnglish #WOTD
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SFIGATTO @sfigatto.it · 15/09/2026
GATTO MAIUSCOLO E GATTO MINUSCOLO
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🔆🌒 Samwise 🌘🔆 @samwisegamzee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the way this is my biggest legacy but most people don't know it was me who made it
Picture of a coloring page with Eric and Ariel from The Little Mermaid, colored over with markers to make them look goth. Eric says "My top surgery went really well." Ariel says "That's great! My bottom surgery is next week."Eric and Ariel say at the same time "I can't believe we're both goth and trans!" Sebastian the crab is under them and says "I'm a communist!"
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 08/07/2024
Jane Eyre is funny
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Trans Moleman, Street Estrogen Junkie @transmoleman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Absolute S-tier level of dudes rocking
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𝒩𝒾𝒸𝑜𝓁𝒶𝓈 𝒸 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎 @nicolascgrey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
TIL that Lake Ontario means "great lake", "beautiful lake", so dude is literally trying to change the name from Big Beautiful Lake?? the irony
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Boo London @cmdrsue.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Grabbed from @coralee49.bsky.social on another platform.
Treat your body like a data centre. Consume as much water and literature as possible. Upset local city councils with your existence.
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 27/08/2026
i’m gonna call it lake mexico and the gulf of ontario. i don’t give a shit
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Cold Hamster @frozenhamhua.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Chatting about their day #Svsss #Moshang #MobeiJun #ShangQinghua
Digital drawing of Mobei Jun and Shang Qinghua walking side by side through there home. They are married in domestic bliss as Shang Qinghua tells his husband about his day, Mobei Jun listens intently. Both are adorned in furs.
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Elizabeth Minkel @elizabethminkel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
WELL. If you wondered why I had zero things to say about the NYT piece on the HR AI fic situation last month...I had zero things to say publicly then. 🥲 Thank you to everyone who discussed this situation with me and read a draft of this. I tried my best to illustrate these longstanding dynamics:
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Lessons From a Heated Media Rivalry
How we learned that the New York Times has a Fansplaining account.
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Frank Wynne @terribleman.com · 25/08/2026
Lil Nas X “Jolene”
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Lil Nas X - Jolene (Dolly Parton Cover) in the Live Lounge
YouTube video by BBCRadio1VEVO
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burnlittlelight (she/her) @burnlittlelight.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In 2016 right after the death of Amanda Arkansassy Harris of beloved memory, I got a last-minute ticket to see Dolly Parton in concert and went in tribute to my friend, who was cut from the same cloth. I tried to take a couple pictures of Dolly, but they turned out like this. Thought I’d share:
Dolly Parton in live performance photographed from a pretty good seat. The sheer amount of glitter and rhinestone under the stage lights has rendered her a luminous silhouette with no visible features but her unmistakable outline.Same as the alt text from the other image, but a slightly different angle. There’s a scrap of light floating above Dolly’s luminous silhouette like a halo.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 25/08/2026
One of the all time great tweets.
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MrMissMrs Random @celestialrand.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Missed due to traveling but @dgcakes.bsky.social ’s first Episode of a Voiced Playthrough of Rogueside Game’s Best Served Cold is up! (I voice your humble Narrator) m.youtube.com/watch?v=jljf...
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Best Served Cold - Voiced Playthrough - Episode 1
YouTube video by Deeg n Friends Voiced Playthroughs
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
a better world is possible
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think that Dolly Parton was, for a lot of people, an ambassador of the "good" values people think of about the South: kindness, hospitality, can-do spirit, sharp and witty and down to earth. I think for a segment of people, too, she was theantithesis of a lot of noxious masculine country stuff.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When I read posts I feel confused and unsettled but when I read a book I feel calm enjoyment. Ah well, time to read several hundred posts
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 15/08/2026
lmao at Iddin-Sin, an ungrateful little shit of yore
Screenshot of a translation of this 4,000 letter, linked within the quote-skeeted article and reading as follows:

"Tell the Lady Zinu: Iddin-Sin sends the following message:
May the gods Samas, Marduk, and Ilabrat keep you forever in
good health for my sake.
From year to year, the clothes of the (young) gentlemen here
become better, but you let my clothes get worse from year to
year. Indeed, you persisted(?) in making my clothes poorer and
more scanty. At a time when in our house wool is used up like
bread, you have made me poor clothes. The son of Adad-iddinam,
whose father is only an assistant of my father, (has) two new sets
of clothes [break] while you fuss even about a single set of clothes
for me. In spite of the fact that you bore me and his mother only
adopted him, his mother loves him, while you, you do not love
me!"

Available at: https://lustria-online.com/threads/letters-from-mesopotamia.21099/
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Foxfeather Zenkova @foxfeather.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
When you accidently use the Hose of Summoning while trying to do chores. ✨️The Hose of Summoning✨️ (Common Wondrous Item) This battered garden hose hums with faint chaos energy. Casts Summon Emu. Roll d20 to determine # of emus that instantly materialize into the middle of whatever you are doing.
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Kate @emeraldhyacinth.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I just don’t see why we have to pit two beautiful women (mountain ranges) against each other
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Haven't watched yet, but as it has a new season let's bring over to Bluesky my cast list for Lord of the Rings using the cast of S1-3 of Ted Lasso. Let's start with an easy one: Aragorn. No fucking second breakfasts for any fucking hobbits or any other fucking muppets with this Aragorn.
Bret Goldstein as Roy Kent glares to the side.
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soursoppi 👍 酸老爷在此 @soursoppi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
baby is baby...no matter the size or age 🥹
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Kate @emeraldhyacinth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I’m A Popped Inner Tube While Tubing Down a River in the Ecuadorian Jungle with Entirely Too Many Rocks in It! (On a high school trip, mind you!)
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
NOW that's what I call the National Organization for Women
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Compound bow First developed in the Ancient World Can't be drawn by just a random guy Tensile strength to make bronze arrows fly
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
ok but pulitzer for whoever got this shot, it’s so good
dog in blue vest with sunglasses in waves with surfboard
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KaijuFluffs | Kaiju VTuber @kaijufluffs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The long awaited sequel. #art #comic #sphynx #sphinx #mythicalcreature #kaijufluffsart
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956…
It Only Tuesday
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Jonathan Edwards @jontofski.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A second cherry blossom painting that I always forget about because it was a private commission. The closest I’ve come to pointillism!
A watercolour painting of a cherry tree in blossom.
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Kester Allen @kesterallen.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I don’t get a lot of opportunity to share the peacock-turkey battle photo I took last year, it looked like a dinosaur showdown:
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
zombie movie where one of the survivors is the pope. it's not a plot point, there's just like a doctor, a lawyer, etc holed up in a building and also one of the guys is the pope. the other people aren't catholic so it doesn't really matter that he's the pope. but he is, and he's wearing the hat
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 31/07/2026
Hang on, I have another Vision
A young lady in a regency dress looking annoyed. The text reads, “Fuck ‘em up, Elizabeth Bennet!!!”
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 31/07/2026
I have a Vision
Black and white cartoon portrait of a young lady in a poofy-sleeved dress with an empire waist looking pensively into the distance, gently decorated with daisies. The text reads “Fuck ‘em up, Elizabeth Bennet!!!”
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 30/07/2026
just became aware of William Howard Taft’s 1908 campaign poster
William Howard Taft campaign poster, 1908

Floating head, with “BILL” in huge letters
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