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Elisse

@elysiane.bsky.social
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Software tester and real life crafter. I live for video games, coffee, books and K-pop. 💗

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Elisse @elysiane.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Me: Have every rare recipe and bags full of materials, staring at empty space for 3h Random Japanese girl on YT: Here is how to build a treehouse with a hidden shop for 17 Pokémon using only sticks, a fishing rod recipe, and a stack of potatoes! It’s very easy so I hope you try it! ^_^ #Pokopia
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Elisse @elysiane.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
And there’s no way I could skip the bookstore.
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Elisse @elysiane.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I have a Cinnamoroll corner but it appears that I will now have to start a Pochacco corner.
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Elisse @elysiane.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
A little Hello Kitty, as a treat
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Stargrace @stargrace.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Some *massive* #EVEOnline drama went down last night as a random Keepstar showed up beside ours. Of course I summarized the event.... pixelnomad.ca/2025/11/06/t... #Tweetfleet
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The Broseidon Gambit
Filed by Gallente Citizen 4586793463 Captain Gobbins announced he was stepping down. Not gone, exactly — just stepping down, in the same way a capsuleer says they’re taking a break from EVE and the…
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Prof Sarah-Jayne Blakemore @sjblakemore.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better
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Spookycyte @sagacyte.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Goooood morning and happy week, Bsky! This post appeared on my timeline, which is timely, considering I am browsing Bsky while I pseudo-listen to a Teams session on using Copilot given by the corporation I work for.
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Elisse @elysiane.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Real gamer girl weekend hours
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Elisse @elysiane.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Nintendo will literally let people share digital games but God forbid you are able to start a second Animal Crossing save on the same device.
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Q. Pheevr @q.pheevr.ca · 24/03/2024
Books designed to be read only by human eyes are different from books designed to be read by machines, which is why Google will tell you that the phrase “shake my booty” can be found in an 1863 English translation of Don Quixote.
Screenshot from a scan of page 289 of an 1863 English translation of Don Quixote. The text is set in two columns. In the left column, we read in part “thou hast hit the point, Sancho, which can alone shake my resolution”, and on the right “thy share of the booty would would have been at least the emperor’s crown of gold”; by coincidence, these align so that the phrase “shake my booty” can be read across the columns.
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Atanae @atanae.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
youtu.be/iK1ZZInYRHY?...
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Amazon removes your right to download Kindle books
YouTube video by Jared Henderson
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hilde 🛸 @heksen.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Hate it when the Sims 4 just says ‘OK’ at me - why aren’t you adjusting emotional weights like god intended? What happened to calibrating my personality matrix?
The sims 4 loading screen. There’s a large plumbob and the word ‘OK’ underneath
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Oh come on now, we’re just actively trying to destroy the world at this point right?
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Byx @missbyx.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
“It’s a relaxing hobby,” I mutter to myself
Work in progress cross stitch in greys and blues with a big ol snarly mess knotted on top
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Mike Jennings @mikejennings.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
you know someone's mad at you on Teams when they spend ages typing and then it just stops and they give you a thumbs up react
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Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
mostly i am a bad bitch who handles my own life problems. however i HAVE learned that if i look sad and pathetic enough, within 10 minutes a man will offer to do something IT related for me, like emerge from a bush holding a spare HDMI cable, and i abuse this privilege to its fullest extent
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
thats ok im already fluent in anxiety
Sign reading Duolingo,
but for Anxiety Created by scientists from Oxford, Cambridge, and Harvard
FREE to use without a subscription with a cute lil blob cartoon character
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,
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baps / kazu @kittybaps.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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Nimyane @nimyane.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Normalizing eugenics and prioritizing individual rights over community care helped get us here.
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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 21/01/2025
Was 95% sure that a random in my replies *was* a reply-guy-as-a-service aggro-bot, but this took it to 100%
A skeet saying "Trump signs executive order saying he has a large peen" with a reply saying "I can't create content that is sexual in nature"
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Maggie Harrison Dupré @mharrisondupre.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Several of the Trump Admin's new executive orders feature bizarre errors, formatting oddities, and stilted language -- familiar artifacts that have led to speculation that AI was used in the drafting process. futurism.com/trump-admin-...
futurism.com
Trump Admin Accused of Using AI to Draft Executive Orders
Artifacts in Trump's executive orders have led to speculation that those who penned them might have turned to AI for help.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
"Let me put it in words you might understand. Mr. Trump, fuck off."
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Elisse @elysiane.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
1. Computer engineering + EE double major 2. Computer engineering (uni stopped offering double majors) 3. Nope 4. Software tester!
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actually madeleine is the scientist🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🦇 @webway.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
WARNING: this post contains graphic language GPU. Nvidia. Anti-aliasing. Dynamic shadows. Texture
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
the arc of the moral universe is long but it bends towards apologize to me
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Probably photoshopped image of the back of a white lorry on a road. On it is written:
"Today we don't 
have any
motivational
quotes. If you
want to give up
give up."
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🦋MOM🦋 @momcjl.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Elisse @elysiane.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I thought this was going to be a cursed beer, but it tasted pretty good actually! The fruit and vanilla flavours are not overwhelming.
A pink and white can of Lowlander beer. The flavor is Dutch tompouce: vanilla and raspberry.
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Elisse @elysiane.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Today work is fun, because I’m doing some internal research to make sure documentation I’m writing is accurate. Good documentation is fun, don’t @ me. And we have a new management-type person who’s encouraging me to document + giving great feedback.
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Elisse @elysiane.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I have largely forgotten how to play or what I was doing, so this will be interesting. 😂 I can see that I am as stylish as ever, my house is still standing except I probably was redecorating around it, and that back spot is I think for fossil burials?
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Elisse @elysiane.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Huh, it’s been awhile.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Idk feels pretty irresponsible to start another year like RIGHT after this one. Borderline reckless.
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Elisse @elysiane.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy 2025, friends 💫 Hope this year brings you all you want. You deserve all the happiness in the world.
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Elisse @elysiane.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I would like the fireworks bans to be enforced, please. Signed, the owner of a dog who is now too afraid to go outside.
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Elisse @elysiane.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Okay but. Can we talk for a second about how influencers do their nails on their desk with their computer or tablet right next to them? And they’re working with acetone, filing up a storm with all that nail dust flying around? I can NOT relate. It’s giving me anxiety just talking about it. ;-;
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Elisse @elysiane.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I’m now “needs a stomach tablet after Christmas dinner” years old. ;-;
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Elisse @elysiane.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Watching a stream on your phone while also wondering where your phone went and turning the room upside down to find it: The classic.
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Elisse @elysiane.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Turns out I accidentally asked for the wrong item for my Christmas gift. But! I really like what I actually got, so I might keep it.
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Elisse @elysiane.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I was going to make a Christmas lasagna but I forgot to buy the cheeses… Merr Cerr 🎅🏼
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maggie spiders @squishythings.com · 24/12/2024
anagramming these “merry christmas” blocks is the only thing my husband has done the entire time we’ve been at his mom’s house
misery chasm.mars chemistry.symmetric rash.wear my shirt.
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Walter Krankheit @justmenniss.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
🤣
cat at plexiglass window with nose holes and caption: do you hear them, clarice? are the lambs still screaming?
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birdrightsactivist @probirdrights.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
i have just been nominated head of the Depertment of Not Shidding on Motor Vehicles and i am going to shid on the motor vehicles
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Tweet from user @murrman that says 
"[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy

[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?"
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꠸ꪻ’ᦓ ꪑꪊꪀꪖ ꫀꫝ! @superintrovert.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Me: I got so much to do! Also me: *goes to lay down instead
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Grumpmeister @grumpmeister.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Man, Christmas eve is generally for chilling, so what better way to spend it than building a LEGO MOC of Untamed's front car. Let's do that on stream! twitch.tv/grumpmeister
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a roller coaster is being built in the woods with a cloudy sky in the background
ALT: a roller coaster is being built in the woods with a cloudy sky in the background
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Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
me: i cooked you a homemade dinner! 2yo, eating floor lint: but i want to do this instead me: (deep sigh) okay engineer: i made you a new design tool to improve all the pain points of your current workflow! designer, opening excel: but i want to do this instead engineer: (deep sigh) okay
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Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
It is so perfectly American that we have two indicators for public safety, both revolving around corporations: the Waffle House Index for storm severity and the Yankee Candle Index tracking covid rates.
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