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maggie schreiter

@squishythings.com
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quilt and mixed media fiber artist, animal nerd, trivia, and heavy jams. she/her in mythic central nj ig: squishythings www.squishythings.com www.etsy.com/shop/squishythings linusinhats.tumblr.com

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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 1h
A list of people who honked in support of the Academy of Natural Sciences at yesterday's protest: A schoolbus A car full of kids A cop A mailman Cars full of people in business attire Cars full of people in work outfits Cars full of people in street clothes The PPA Philly supports the Academy.
a woman in glasses holds up a sign that says Honk for the Academy
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Rob Hanna @robhanna.bsky.social · 1h
I really wish there was more civic discourse about Drexel, and Penn, and Temple, being shitty community members. Drexel just trying to vaporize a civic insty-tution that should be there for future generations of Philly kids.
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 1h
star of sea world: miracle babies and friends
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 2h
accountability thread cuz i'm tired -get one class online -upload three supply lists -write classes email -respond to three non-work emails -a load of laundry -???? -pick up kid from after school thing
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 17h
girl the presence of ac/dc at the linc has caused us to park extraordinarily far away from weezerville
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 20h
have managed to eat a few things but none are very like, filling and nutritious. later we may need to avail ourselves of $20 popcorn and $30 soft pretzels
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 21h
what pants do i own that will not squash my guts. pls do not squash the guts
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 22h
occasionally the general area of my messed up kidney kind of hurts and you know what body? today is not the day for that
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 29/09/2026
supercut of fern brady saying “ohhh nooo” will fix me
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 29/09/2026
today i must go to work and also take my kid to see weezer and i would like my brain to know this is not an emergency that requires many annoying hormone secretions
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 29/09/2026
referring to the cat as “traitorous beef” whenever he doesn’t get in bed with me
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 29/09/2026
at the 1995 MTV Movie Awards, the Ramones played a medley of the Best Song nominees which means you can watch them cover Regulate and Big Empty, among others
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The Ramones 6-10-95 "Movie Medley" TV award show performance
YouTube video by BetaGems Lost Media
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Alexandra Gallant-Lee @alexandragallant.com · 27/09/2026
Just hanging out at the pond
Felted creatures - two frogs and a bird, one of the frogs has spiky “hair” sticking straight up and they’re all on a lilypad
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 29/09/2026
what if scammers just knocked it off. why do you suck
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Jeremy C. Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey Bluesky, could you help spread the word? My goal for the day is one new sale. Here's a lovely pic of some of the Jeremy Creatures currently available at my shop. Each one is designed and hand-sewed by me and takes many hours to create. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
Here's a lovely pic of some of my hand-sewn, fabric art Jeremy Creatures. The ground is green fur and the background is a beautiful galaxy print fabric. One creature is a gray rock with two different sizes black eyes and a little frown. There's a tall ghost with about 35 black eyes of different sizes and a wide mouth full of sharp teeth. There's another spirit with many eyes, twirly head wisps, and an open mouth with sharp teeth. There's also a ghost with a tiny face, with two different sized eyes and a little frown. There's a black ghost with a gray moon face, their body covered with hand-embroidered stars and planets of various sizes and colors. There's a frowny white ghost featuring embroidered red flowers. There's a super tiny frowny white ghost, and a super tiny black ghost with four eyes and embroidered stars.
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 29/09/2026
me before oql tonight: i have been Suffering. i apologize for being dumb me during oql tonight: YES I LOVE YOU OBSCURE NEW ZEALAND CREATURES GIVE ME POINT
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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Came up in FB memories JNCO Reinhardt
JNCO Reinhardt - a meme by mark shepherd
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 28/09/2026
my kid has to listen to “kodachrome” for an assignment but the teacher linked a youtube video of horrible ai imagery
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 28/09/2026
sun was out for thirty seconds. we are enemies but i'm gonna go put my face in it
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 28/09/2026
dr’s office hasn’t responded to pharmacy’s three requests to renew my prescription last week (m w f) i sent in a request through the portal friday night nothing this morning i got an email from the pharmacy like “your rx is delayed, waiting on doctor approval”
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Holly, ending @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Never sending a post to friends again
Text from Rebecca: Holly this is the group chat not your notes app Christmas list
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Metal-Aged Mom @metalagedmom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Currently listening to Countdown to Extinction, my favorite Megadeth album (& the first one I heard). I remember opening the CD in my jr high bedroom: the smell of the booklet, the defiant lyrics, the riffs. It felt dangerous. It blew my mind. It's one of my foundational metal albums. #metalsky
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Countdown To Extinction (Expanded Edition - Remastered) - Album by Megadeth | Spotify
Megadeth · album · 1992 · 15 songs
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Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 28/09/2026
Latest weirdness: glacialerrata.beehiiv.com/p/glacial-er...
A bumper sticker with some crystals that reads EMPLOYEES MUST CLEANSE SOUL WITH 432 Hz BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 28/09/2026
greg davies anime girl body pillow
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 26/09/2026
headache? but what if NO headache?
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 28/09/2026
some asshole: “cats were meant to roam free outside” my cat: absolute fucking panic if he is taken anywhere near a door open to the outside
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 27/09/2026
v bad at being a motivator for helping my kid get shit done
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 27/09/2026
"what if i just got my shit together," i said again for the 37,000th time
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 27/09/2026
my friend has a small stationery shop that she runs online and out and about for pop-ups from her ADORABLE STATIONERY-FILLED KEI TRUCK. this weekend's popups got rained out so she's having a sale. 20% off your entire purchase, no code. www.thehappygull.com
thehappygull.com
the happy gull
Stationery goods worth squawking for. Popping up around the Jersey Shore + always online
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beavis las vegas @laudablearches.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the false gharial is also a quality animal don’t be fooled
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No, I haven’t heard “Choosin‘ Texas,” but I am the elite son of a bitch who helped popularize this down home tune from Lone Star State. youtu.be/skmdmf_ER50?...
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Torgo's Theme (10 Minutes)
YouTube video by LeonSmorgishboard
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 27/09/2026
the only one of my kid's teachers to not bring up ai on back to school night was her biology teacher. who was absent one day last week and set an assignment that he made up using some kind of ai and it is INCOMPREHENSIBLE
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Meli @mismatched.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Let the quilts from the fiber show thread commence !
A quilt with distorted looking squares (“squares”)A quilt of a venn diagram between “stay fight” and “run hide” with distressed world maps on itA quilted sculpture in white featuring lace A hand dyed (maybe ice dyed) quilt
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 27/09/2026
leg itch leg itch leg itch. it will be over soon it will be over soon it will be over soon
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 27/09/2026
have hit the post-vax “eeeugghhh slight feverrrrr” point
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Jack Maynard(he/him) @jhmsparky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not a bird, but an interesting critter we saw on the path today at Wapato NWR, Gaston, Oregon #bugsky
Mantis on gravel Mantis on gravel Mantis on gravel Mantis on gravel behind grass
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 27/09/2026
i get a lot of reels about 90s music served to me and they’re all like “5 songs you totally forgot about!!!” and they’re all things i and everyone i know still listen to regularly nobody forgot about “cut your hair” get real
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Jaws (1975) @jaws-1975.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why?
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 27/09/2026
omg breyer sells zombie horses
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 26/09/2026
the get graph on today’s redactle is v funny
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anybody who would decide to close this museum does not have Philadelphia’s best interests at heart.
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 26/09/2026
scrounge dinner? oh no a modicum of responsibility for myself how will i fail to live up to standards
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Gummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stevie Wonder’s “Songs in the Key of Life” was released 50 years ago today.
Colored-pencil card drawing of Stevie Wonder
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 26/09/2026
boba.. are you gonna knock them over?
a grey tabby cat looms over eight plastic hello kitty x godzilla toys arranged in a circle on a table
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I tire of "Dudes rock" posts, I wanna see ROCK DUDES!!!
Rock biter from The Neverending Story
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Um. The William Penn foundation offered bridge funding to keep the academy of natural sciences open for a year, and the people in charge said “no one is helping things by offering Band-Aids”. Jesus Christ. share.inquirer.com/KXxZTj
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William Penn Foundation offers funding to keep Academy of Natural Sciences museum open
A Drexel spokesperson did not say whether the school had declined the offer, but said, “No proposal has been presented that would provide a permanent, sustainable path forward" for the museum.
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 26/09/2026
headache? but what if NO headache?
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 26/09/2026
petition for at least five other people to put soul asylum’s “can’t even tell” up top
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 26/09/2026
rip princess di you would have loved playing candy crush
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 26/09/2026
walgreens attempted three times to initiate a prescription renewal but evidently my doctor never responded so i couldn’t pick it up when we got our shots. and now i’m out :)))
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