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Ceraphus

@ceraphus.bsky.social
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Geek | Dad, maybe your Dad | Gamer | Whiskey, Beer & Bacon Connoisseur | Meme Purveyor | Twitch Affiliate | Co-Founder Con Before Storm | GM Phalanx of Nod - #Warcraft | Warcraft Partner | Warcraft Pally & DK | Verified by 🥓 | linktr.ee/ceraphus

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Phalanx of Nod @phalanxofnod.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gear gets vendor-trashed, guildies last forever! Casual, 18+ AOTC, X-Faction, 21+ yrs! ⚔️ Need for #WoW Raid: Healer & DPS (Range/Melee) 📅 Wed/Thu 8-11pm ET Stop hopping, find home! Message @ceraphus.bsky.social @stonegrasp.com or @aliandras.bsky.social or join our Discord: phalanxofnod.com
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Gear gets vendor-trashed, but guildies last forever! @phalanxofnod.bsky.social recruiting! Casual, 18+ AOTC crew (21+ yrs!) 🏡 X-faction welcome. IRL meetups (BlizzCon bound!) 🍻 LF: Tank, DPS (Ranged/Melee) ⚔️ W/Th 8-11pm ET 📅 Discord: 👉 phalanxofnod.com
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
We've been an active guild for over 21 years. So if you're looking for a stable home that is casual but looking to down raid bosses. Check us out. Feel free to message me with questions here or on discord.
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After Raid presented by The Sundering @thesundering.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Episode 3 - Quest Edging is live! 🎙️ We tear into Patch 12.1, call out Blizzard’s Haranir lore gaslighting, & drop fast-af alt gearing setups. Plus near-stabbings, cults & mount-locking BS. Leave the PG filter at the door. On Apple, Spotify & Web: afterraidpod.podbean.com
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I've been the GM for all 21+ years, we're looking for some fresh faces to keep our shenanigans on point, our memes fresh, and our raid boss kills exciting!
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After Raid presented by The Sundering @thesundering.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
GOING LIVE NOW! 🎙️Near-stabbings, cults, and stolen Reese's eggs on the home front—plus Blizzard telling us Elves and Trolls are mutated Haranir. Episode 3 of After Raid is off the rails. Come hang out! twitch.tv/ceraphus
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
We're looking for some awesome people to join our longstanding community. If you have any questions feel free to message me here or in our discord. I've been fortunate to be the guild leader for the past 21+ years!
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
We're looking to expand our long standing community of 21+ years as we get ready for Season 2 of Midnight. Got questions feel free to message me, or hop on over to our discord and check out @phalanxofnod.bsky.social
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Phalanx of Nod @phalanxofnod.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Join <Phalanx of Nod> (Dalaran-US) for Midnight Season 2! 🌙 Gear gets replaced, but epic friendships last a lifetime. We’re a casual, 18+ guild focused on a low-stress AOTC. 21+ years of stability! 🛡️ Need: DPS/Heals/Tanks 📅 Wed/Thu 8-11pm ET 🏡 Noddingham #Warcraft phalanxofnod.com 🚀
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Was a fun time ranting with @aliandras.bsky.social and @stonegrasp.com
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After Raid | After Raid
<span>The gloves come off when the raid ends. Presented by The Sundering, After Raid is the unfiltered World of Warcraft podcast for the players in the trenches. From Midnight lore and mount hunting t...
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Episode 2 shenanigans are now available!
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
About to go live!
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Great job @phalanxofnod.bsky.social , great work everyone on the AOTC
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Great job on 2 brand new guild firsts @phalanxofnod.bsky.social crew!
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Oh this was a fun time hanging with @aliandras.bsky.social and @stonegrasp.com talking about WoW like we do... After Raid (see what I did there)? Still ironing out some "kinks" but we should be ok, already looking forward to episode 2
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After Raid presented by The Sundering @thesundering.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
We are going live with Episode 1 of After Raid with @aliandras.bsky.social @ceraphus.bsky.social and @stonegrasp.com at twitch.tv/ceraphus
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After Raid presented by The Sundering @thesundering.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Sunday, May 24th 9pm ET, we record our official first episode. Its going to be mayhem, we got Warcraft 12.0.5, 12.0.7, Lore, mounts, grievances. @aliandras.bsky.social @stonegrasp.com and @ceraphus.bsky.social can't wait to fill your ear holes with mayhem! twitch.tv/ceraphus
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After Raid presented by The Sundering @thesundering.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The Sundering presents "After Raid" with @aliandras.bsky.social , @stonegrasp.com & @ceraphus.bsky.social
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After Raid presented by The Sundering @thesundering.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Something is brewing....
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Phalanx of Nod @phalanxofnod.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Heroic Beautiful Beam Footage (Salhadaar) and Heroic Churro God (Chimaerus) have fallen tonight! Great job team!
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Phalanx of Nod @phalanxofnod.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Heroic Leg Day (Vorasius) done! Great job team!
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Fully clearing normal with ease, and working on heroic now. First night in Heroic Voidspire and already taking down the first boss, really proud of this team. Next up the boss that skips leg-day
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After Raid presented by The Sundering @thesundering.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Step 1. Ideas Step 2. Logistics Step 3. Something Something Something Step 4. Classified....
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Phalanx of Nod @phalanxofnod.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
New logo to reflect who we are now after 21+ years. Cross faction / server guild who've been around since the beginning.
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Finished book 2 of the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. And immediately bought the remaining books. This has been absolutely fantastic. And anytime I describe anything in the book I sound like a drunk crazy person 5 ⭐️
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
If you watched the recent State of Azeroth, then you got to see several of PoN's houses on full Display like Cryptstone (@stonegrasp.bsky.social), Duareapa, Vylensce (@littlesparkz.bsky.social ), Slim. Our hood is big time stuff.
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Be part of the magical insanity as we go after Xalath's feet, err take down raid bosses. And do weird stuff in our neighborhood. Feel free to message me with any questions or join our discord for more info.
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Me: Kids, I have good news & bad news Kids: Bad news 1st Me: Bad news is you can't see your friends today, school is cancelled due to ice on the roads Kids: Thats good news, whats the good news then? Me: You get to spend the afternoon in clean rooms & a bathroom, because you're going to clean them
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Feel free to ping me if you have any questions. I've been running PoN since before my kids were born! Lets get Xalatath's feet, wait..uh...what?
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Phalanx of Nod @phalanxofnod.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
⚔️ Raid Info: W/Th 8-11pm ET 🏆 Goal: Casual AOTC (Dead bosses, no stress) 🎯 Looking For: Healers, RDPS, & Melee (Tank OS = ❤️) Ready to find your forever home? DM me or hop in Discord: phalanxofnod.com (2/2)
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Join the Phalanx of Nod Discord Server!
Phalanx of Nod is one of the original guilds on Dalaran, created 12/5/2004. We offer a casual, fun, adult community (19+). Dalaran is an ET server, and raid times are also in ET. We are bi-factional....
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Always looking for awesome folks to join up in our shenanigans. If you have questions send me a DM or hop into our discord.
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Got up, went down to the basement gym, it was chilly, got a lift in, got the kids out the door (much to their dismay), they thought no school because it was 29 degrees out. Now to do the work thing
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Was watching the island with my kids. Daughter fell asleep and my 12 yr old son goes “dang Kenobi getting rizzy with black widow”
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Finished a morning lift session. Now to finish dealing with work stuff before the weekend, just hoping no more dumb requests from what I already have.
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Being off from work these past 2 weeks makes me realize, I will be great at retirement.
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Day 1 of work for 2026 done time to unwind in the basement gym for a bit
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
378. That’s how many emails I had waiting for me after taking off 12/22 and coming back today.
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Made a pineapple chile salmon tonight. It was tasty but think I want to amp up the heat a bit more next time
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Ok outdoor Xmas lights and decorations are taken down and stored away. That counts as a workout right?
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Settling in with some leftovers and watching the 49ers vs Seahawks. Nervous with some big names out for the 49ers. Really digging those black uniforms #GoNiners
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
During my son’s training today he his 14mph. Last year he was at 13. He’s pretty excited. His goal is to hit 17 mph by the time he gets to high school
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Got up watched stranger things finale with the kids. And got in my first lift session of 2026 with my son.
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Made my horseradish crusted prime rib for new years dinner. It came out perfect!
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
My daughter was talking smack today when we played mini golf Daughter: “you’re going down old man!” I won… 😂
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Last workout of 2025 with my son who is just crushing it
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Happy national bacon day!!!
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Niners win!!!! Jeebus that game gave me anxiety… ok it didn’t give it to me, just amplified it
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Running errands and my son blurts out in the store: “Well butter my buns and call me a biscuit” That’s how my day is going so far
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Not to brag or anything but I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.
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Ceraphus @ceraphus.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Cherry port spiced glazed ham with a jalapeño, bacon and cheese cornbread in cast iron
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