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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

I’m going to uninstall Bluesky. It’s just turned into another political doomscroll saturating me with rage & hate for Hairpiece Hitler, Toad of Totenkopf hall + their poundshop “patriots” from the shallow end of either side of the transatlantic gene pool. I’ll still post hobby at www.theaett.com

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The Aett

ætt/ätt (pronounced [ˈæːt]:-Old Norse) Lair, Hearth, Den

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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Lost the last one at #warfest5 so needed a new one ready for camping and robust discussion at #warfest6

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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

“and in other news, President Trump has ordered the bombing of Venezuela” “Caracas?” “not according to his doctors”

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Richard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

FIFA must be feeling pretty silly right now.

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John Reppion @johnreppion.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

My New Year's resolution is 300 dpi.

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2000 AD Comics @2000ad.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Another drokkin' year

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Confidently Paranoid @niblick-iii.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Guys guys guys, I found the archive of the Royal Institution Christmas Lectures (it's not an achievement, they've not hidden them) - you can watch every single one since they started televising them in the 60s: www.rigb.org/christmas-le... I love watching them every year, now I can see them all!

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Watch the Royal Institution CHRISTMAS LECTURES archive

Watch all the Royal Institution CHRISTMAS LECTURES back to 1966, when the lectures were first televised.

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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

QRP with something Watery. (Not shit American tea or lager)

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Will Cooling @willcooling.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Judge Dredd exposed as squishy liberal in British citizenship debate shock

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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

I could post Sooooooo many, Black album, load, reload, garage inc, Dookie, nimrod, Blood sugar sex magik, down on the upside, RATM, no more tears, and out come the wolves, fear of the dark, cracked rear view, S.C.I.E.N.C.E, Aenima….basically 99% of my music collection.

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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Queuing for cheese at Nicholson’s in Helmsley behind Thom Yorke of Radiohead fame..

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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

It’s okay to spend Christmas Day alone. It’s okay to spend it painting miniatures listening to your favourite episodes of a podcast or audiobook. It’s okay to spend it watching a movie or series that reminds you of them. Spend today for you, be it alone, with family found or otherwise. Do it for you

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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

As a total & lifelong @metallica.com fan I’m wondering, given the geopolitical climate around Mango Mussolini & his ICE(cream guzzling) freedumb munching gravy seals; has anyone covered “Don’t Tread on Me” as “No step on Snek”??

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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Got the Tomcat up on a high shelf to keep her out o’t road for Xmas. Means I can get a good shot of her underside oooer missis. #talktomegoose #topgun #Tamiya #1/48th #Grumman #F-14a #Tomcat #modelaircraft #modelmaking #ilovethesmellofextrathininthemorning #Hatakalacquers #mrlevellingthinner

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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

@almurray.bsky.social Grandad was Vian’s valet. Never went into battle without a Bronx Cocktail, regardless of the time of the op. (Vian that is, not Grandad) Also got a star-shell casing given to Grandad by Vian on the evening of D-Day

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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 19/12/2025

The story of Farage and Putin, told by British-Ukrainian soldier Shaun Pinner on a destroyed apartment block in Kyiv.

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ianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 19/12/2025

the Baileys coffee is on the canvas, i think it's a knockout

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Bradford District Green Party @bradfordgreens.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

🔥 @zackpolanski.bsky.social has been on fire since he became Green Party leader. 🔟 Here's what we think are his Top 10 Greatest Hits of 2025.

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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

via Expose Racism

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This Many Years Ago @thismanyyearsago.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

2521 years ago, on the 17th of December 497 BCE, the first Saturnalia festival was celebrated in ancient Rome. It served as the dedication anniversary of the Temple to Saturn. The festival was later expanded to last 7 days, until the 23rd, coinciding with the winter solstice. #otd #history 🗃️

Ruins of the Temple of Saturn (eight columns on right) in Rome, traditionally said to have been constructed in 497 BC

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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 15/12/2025

🚨NEW - My latest piece for The New Yorker. Nigel Farage: Canterbury Pilgrim mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/nigel-fara...

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Nigel Farage: Canterbury Pilgrim

A New Yorker Profile

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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Beautiful. And you can see the cornered look of ‘shit I’m rumbled’ all over Offord’s face.

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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

If someone officially joins the @greenparty.org.uk do they have to stop calling The Wrong dishonourable “member” for Clacton a “Self-serving, frog-faced opportunistic Nazi cunt who’d serve the world infinitely better by tap-dancing for landmines in Cambodia.”? Asking for a friend.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

The accusation of election fraud is a complete fabrication with zero evidence! Apart from a video of my National Press Officer, London Area Manager and a senior Reform campaigner discussing it.

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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

If you see this, post a comics cover you love.

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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

I’ve got a great joke about Sysiphus, gets me every time; I can never get to the end.

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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Making things easy for @davidolusoga.bsky.social if ever comes round…..

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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 08/12/2025

Siri, show me British understatement: "There is scepticism about the party’s infrastructure and its ability to vet suitable candidates." ~AA Reform UK councillor’s company fined £40,000 for hiring illegal worker www.ft.com/content/de36...

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Reform UK councillor’s company fined £40,000 for hiring illegal worker
Michael Andrew Harrison, who represents Seaham in Durham, is appealing against the penalty

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A Reform UK councillor’s business has been handed a £40,000 fine after the company was found to have hired someone without the legal right to work in the UK.

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Farage will pay your medical bills. 😥😢 @mikdon.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

The contribution of Indians, Muslims and afro-carribeans should not be forgotten.

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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Fair play to ‘em. Tommy-Ten-Names is nothing but a performative Nazi bastard who’d claim to be putting Nutella back into Christmas if he thought it’d rile up his gammon-faced poundshop blackshirt morons. It’s tragic & ironic that the England they eulogise gave medals for shooting their very kind.

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RG Poulussen @rgpoulussen.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

(3 April 1945.) 80 Squadron Leader Mackie in his Hawker Tempest attacking a Arado Ar 96. #WW2 #HISTORY

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year

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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

As undeniably sexy as the F86 is, it’s not the sexiest thing to come about due to the events of 1776. That honour goes to the cavalry sabre, as wielded by Lord Sharpe of Bean. Lord protector of Yorkshire, warden of Gondor, Uruk arrow-magnet & shitty train engineer. #sabresaturday #bastard #sharpe

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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Given that he’s constantly surrounded by Cocks, Cunts, Tits and arseholes I wonder if Nigel Farage feels like he lives in a porn film.

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Thomas Penny @thomaswpenny.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

This whole "you're not mentally ill you're just weak" bollocks being pumped out by the BBC this morning is really really dangerous. If you're finding life hard to handle, please please please seek help. Your GP won't be one of the anonymous wankers telling the BBC that you're wasting their time.

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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

But the ever-increasing demands of modern existence are the aetiology of so much mental illness, we weren’t meant to live like this, our evolution can’t keep pace with societal change.

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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Not many people know this, but Hawker Hurricanes sniff each other's droppings to assess fitness, dominance and breeding condition...

A Hurricane nose down in either a huge pile of crap or the raised earth around a bomb crater that it accidentally taxied into. I'll let you guess which is more likely, not least as it would have had to be a very big Hurricane to drop that amount.

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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

This needs to be called out for what it is:- Fascism. Forced ‘repatriation’ is straight out of Oswald Mosely. Whoever this rat faced little cunt is wants a good fucking hiding.

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