Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Pardon my Middle English (I think it is) but they look like a right bunch of cunts. No learning from history there… and what’s with the blue steel pout on that first twat? Pout or not I’d not serve him for a chuffing Mars bar. A good shoeing behind the Hospitium in order for the lot of em…. 010
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I’m going to uninstall Bluesky. It’s just turned into another political doomscroll saturating me with rage & hate for Hairpiece Hitler, Toad of Totenkopf hall + their poundshop “patriots” from the shallow end of either side of the transatlantic gene pool. I’ll still post hobby at www.theaett.comtheaett.comThe Aettætt/ätt (pronounced [ˈæːt]:-Old Norse) Lair, Hearth, Den 010
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Freedumb for Venezuela huh? The rest of the world will see the reality of “let’s install a junta approved by a convicted rapist & friend of a paedophile.” Also… while we’re on the topic of sexual assaults; have you not twigged that your ‘signature’ makes Florida look like jizz stain?? 001
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Lost the last one at #warfest5 so needed a new one ready for camping and robust discussion at #warfest6 020
Reposted by ElplebianGeneral Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 03/01/2026“and in other news, President Trump has ordered the bombing of Venezuela” “Caracas?” “not according to his doctors” 12702217
Reposted by ElplebianRichard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 03/01/2026FIFA must be feeling pretty silly right now. 2642078
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Does she have enough of a body to shame? She’s alarmingly small & her status means millions will want to emulate her. I truly believe she needs help/intervention. A B/W photo of her would look like someone coming out of a camp in ‘45. 020
Reposted by ElplebianJohn Reppion @johnreppion.bsky.social · 01/01/2026My New Year's resolution is 300 dpi. 2375
Reposted by ElplebianConfidently Paranoid @niblick-iii.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Guys guys guys, I found the archive of the Royal Institution Christmas Lectures (it's not an achievement, they've not hidden them) - you can watch every single one since they started televising them in the 60s: www.rigb.org/christmas-le... I love watching them every year, now I can see them all!rigb.orgWatch the Royal Institution CHRISTMAS LECTURES archiveWatch all the Royal Institution CHRISTMAS LECTURES back to 1966, when the lectures were first televised. 11188107
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 30/12/2025QRP with something Watery. (Not shit American tea or lager) 000
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Hey prez @darthputinkgb.bsky.social , doesn’t the fact that pre revolution Russia was almost feudal + the familial ties between the Romanov Tzars & British Monarchy mean that “Russia” pretty much means “the tzar & family” so if “Russia” wanted” from India they’d just ask Cousin George/Edward/Vicky? 000
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Helped keep the Japanese out… and that’s in living memory so….. yeah… or does that not count because mid c20 hyper-nationalist colonial Japan, certain of its racial superiority, wasbt white European? Pretty sure the Manchurians would have something to say about that. Please read some history. 110
Reposted by ElplebianWill Cooling @willcooling.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Judge Dredd exposed as squishy liberal in British citizenship debate shock 27927
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I could post Sooooooo many, Black album, load, reload, garage inc, Dookie, nimrod, Blood sugar sex magik, down on the upside, RATM, no more tears, and out come the wolves, fear of the dark, cracked rear view, S.C.I.E.N.C.E, Aenima….basically 99% of my music collection. 120
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Queuing for cheese at Nicholson’s in Helmsley behind Thom Yorke of Radiohead fame.. 020
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 28/12/2025“Took me ages to murder him yer honour” vs “I one-shotted him from a mile away” 000
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Agreed, but if Dresden was a Warcrime then surely Coventry, London, Manchester, Malta etc were too. Legality isn’t defined by effectiveness. 120
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 28/12/2025If the luftwaffe had the capability to do what Bomber Command did to Nuremberg, Dresden et al they’d have started doing the same on September 39 100
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Claiming the RN committed war crimes *without* Mers el Kébir at the top of the list proves they’re nowt but a troll. Bismarck crewed by uniformed combatants.. all the Merchantmen sink by the KM Uboat fleet?? Not so much. Fucking idiot. 060
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Screaming at the internet about the Bismarck being a war crime when Mers el Kébir is on the table… back under your bridge troll… 000
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Potentially. I Mean…I follow you & I’m a proper cunt so… 000
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 27/12/2025@waitmanwbeorn.com fucking hell you’ve turned your ‘geopolitically ignorant, historically illiterate, chronic Dunning-Kruger fucknugget’ magnet turned on again haven’t you. 130
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Tarquin Puppyplay McBeaglegimp IV Can take a day off. I’m sure they’ve got better things to do keeping their local home-county illuminati cell secret while providing *just enough* breadcrumbs (lube drips?) to keep Dan Brown in typewriter ribbons. 000
Reposted by ElplebianDreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Scharnhorst, 26th December 1943, colourisedmedia.tenor.coma baby is standing in front of a bathroom mirror .Alt: That gif of a toddler running into a room and exiting at high speed 1320818
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Gravy is brown. No comment, reply or argument is needed in response Thankyou. Transatlantic white supremacy does not extend to savoury sauces here in the UK. Citizenship test fail *right there* Professor Beorn. 😉😘 Merry Christmas by the way! 040
Reposted by ElplebianVincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 25/12/2025It’s okay to spend Christmas Day alone. It’s okay to spend it painting miniatures listening to your favourite episodes of a podcast or audiobook. It’s okay to spend it watching a movie or series that reminds you of them. Spend today for you, be it alone, with family found or otherwise. Do it for you 612213
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 24/12/2025As a total & lifelong @metallica.com fan I’m wondering, given the geopolitical climate around Mango Mussolini & his ICE(cream guzzling) freedumb munching gravy seals; has anyone covered “Don’t Tread on Me” as “No step on Snek”?? 000
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 23/12/2025I was gonna go with ‘John Lennon’s specs’ but yeah… these other things. 000
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Geopolitically ignorant, obsessed with some vague idea of national purity, now getting a fizz-on about big pointless statements of power like battleships, ridiculous hair, odd facial adornment (pigment in his case ofc) I’m sure I’ve read this one before……. 010
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Oh ffs not the ‘ONOES NOT TEH ALL MENZ” argument again. It is EVERY MAN’S responsibility to stamp this shit out. Whether by providing positive role models, being effective allies or whatever it takes. “Not all men” is the ‘I was just following orders’ of misogyny. 020
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Got the Tomcat up on a high shelf to keep her out o’t road for Xmas. Means I can get a good shot of her underside oooer missis. #talktomegoose #topgun #Tamiya #1/48th #Grumman #F-14a #Tomcat #modelaircraft #modelmaking #ilovethesmellofextrathininthemorning #Hatakalacquers #mrlevellingthinner 1130
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Surely anyone not of First Nations descent isn’t ’Heritage American’ ?? 010
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Oh Niiiiiiggeeeeeellllll….. it’s time for your 13:15…. 010
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 20/12/2025I’m so glad that happened. I’m not even a boxing fan but could watch cocky gobshite binfluencer cunts get their jaws shattered all day long. 010
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Comparing Toad of Totenkopf Hall to @zackpolanski.bsky.social ….media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a wall with his eyes closed .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a wall with his eyes closed . 030
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 20/12/2025@almurray.bsky.social Grandad was Vian’s valet. Never went into battle without a Bronx Cocktail, regardless of the time of the op. (Vian that is, not Grandad) Also got a star-shell casing given to Grandad by Vian on the evening of D-Day 010
Reposted by ElplebianLed By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 19/12/2025The story of Farage and Putin, told by British-Ukrainian soldier Shaun Pinner on a destroyed apartment block in Kyiv. 9329401905
Reposted by Elplebianianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 19/12/2025the Baileys coffee is on the canvas, i think it's a knockout 2171
Reposted by ElplebianBradford District Green Party @bradfordgreens.bsky.social · 19/12/2025🔥 @zackpolanski.bsky.social has been on fire since he became Green Party leader. 🔟 Here's what we think are his Top 10 Greatest Hits of 2025. 815875
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Oooooor…. Consistently poor marks in other classes work inversely toward qualifications as a PE teacher…?? 000
Reposted by ElplebianThis Many Years Ago @thismanyyearsago.bsky.social · 17/12/20252521 years ago, on the 17th of December 497 BCE, the first Saturnalia festival was celebrated in ancient Rome. It served as the dedication anniversary of the Temple to Saturn. The festival was later expanded to last 7 days, until the 23rd, coinciding with the winter solstice. #otd #history 🗃️ 313426
Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 16/12/20251: Good song:- shame it’s by a Racist twunt 2: AMAZING Album. I was at Leeds fest 2001 for the first ever live performance of Chop Suey…. Mesmerising. 010