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Elplebian

@elplebian.bsky.social
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Airbrusher, Paint Cultist, Afflicted. IC#1509 Kitoff Helper. Antifa. Hobby blog at www.theaett.com

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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Pardon my Middle English (I think it is) but they look like a right bunch of cunts. No learning from history there… and what’s with the blue steel pout on that first twat? Pout or not I’d not serve him for a chuffing Mars bar. A good shoeing behind the Hospitium in order for the lot of em….
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I’m going to uninstall Bluesky. It’s just turned into another political doomscroll saturating me with rage & hate for Hairpiece Hitler, Toad of Totenkopf hall + their poundshop “patriots” from the shallow end of either side of the transatlantic gene pool. I’ll still post hobby at www.theaett.com
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ætt/ätt (pronounced [ˈæːt]:-Old Norse) Lair, Hearth, Den
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Freedumb for Venezuela huh? The rest of the world will see the reality of “let’s install a junta approved by a convicted rapist & friend of a paedophile.” Also… while we’re on the topic of sexual assaults; have you not twigged that your ‘signature’ makes Florida look like jizz stain??
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Lost the last one at #warfest5 so needed a new one ready for camping and robust discussion at #warfest6
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
“and in other news, President Trump has ordered the bombing of Venezuela” “Caracas?” “not according to his doctors”
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Richard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
FIFA must be feeling pretty silly right now.
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Does she have enough of a body to shame? She’s alarmingly small & her status means millions will want to emulate her. I truly believe she needs help/intervention. A B/W photo of her would look like someone coming out of a camp in ‘45.
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John Reppion @johnreppion.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
My New Year's resolution is 300 dpi.
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2000 AD Comics @2000ad.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Another drokkin' year
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Confidently Paranoid @niblick-iii.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Guys guys guys, I found the archive of the Royal Institution Christmas Lectures (it's not an achievement, they've not hidden them) - you can watch every single one since they started televising them in the 60s: www.rigb.org/christmas-le... I love watching them every year, now I can see them all!
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Watch the Royal Institution CHRISTMAS LECTURES archive
Watch all the Royal Institution CHRISTMAS LECTURES back to 1966, when the lectures were first televised.
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
QRP with something Watery. (Not shit American tea or lager)
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Hey prez @darthputinkgb.bsky.social , doesn’t the fact that pre revolution Russia was almost feudal + the familial ties between the Romanov Tzars & British Monarchy mean that “Russia” pretty much means “the tzar & family” so if “Russia” wanted” from India they’d just ask Cousin George/Edward/Vicky?
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Helped keep the Japanese out… and that’s in living memory so….. yeah… or does that not count because mid c20 hyper-nationalist colonial Japan, certain of its racial superiority, wasbt white European? Pretty sure the Manchurians would have something to say about that. Please read some history.
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Will Cooling @willcooling.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Judge Dredd exposed as squishy liberal in British citizenship debate shock
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I was Spartacus
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I could post Sooooooo many, Black album, load, reload, garage inc, Dookie, nimrod, Blood sugar sex magik, down on the upside, RATM, no more tears, and out come the wolves, fear of the dark, cracked rear view, S.C.I.E.N.C.E, Aenima….basically 99% of my music collection.
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Queuing for cheese at Nicholson’s in Helmsley behind Thom Yorke of Radiohead fame..
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Breakfast at Greggs #makeafilmcheaper
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Taxi for ‘Bardot’ ; taxi for ‘Bardot’….
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
“Took me ages to murder him yer honour” vs “I one-shotted him from a mile away”
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Agreed, but if Dresden was a Warcrime then surely Coventry, London, Manchester, Malta etc were too. Legality isn’t defined by effectiveness.
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
If the luftwaffe had the capability to do what Bomber Command did to Nuremberg, Dresden et al they’d have started doing the same on September 39
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Claiming the RN committed war crimes *without* Mers el Kébir at the top of the list proves they’re nowt but a troll. Bismarck crewed by uniformed combatants.. all the Merchantmen sink by the KM Uboat fleet?? Not so much. Fucking idiot.
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Screaming at the internet about the Bismarck being a war crime when Mers el Kébir is on the table… back under your bridge troll…
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Spawn please
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Potentially. I Mean…I follow you & I’m a proper cunt so…
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
@waitmanwbeorn.com fucking hell you’ve turned your ‘geopolitically ignorant, historically illiterate, chronic Dunning-Kruger fucknugget’ magnet turned on again haven’t you.
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Tarquin Puppyplay McBeaglegimp IV Can take a day off. I’m sure they’ve got better things to do keeping their local home-county illuminati cell secret while providing *just enough* breadcrumbs (lube drips?) to keep Dan Brown in typewriter ribbons.
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Scharnhorst, 26th December 1943, colourised
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a baby is standing in front of a bathroom mirror .
Alt: That gif of a toddler running into a room and exiting at high speed
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Gravy is brown. No comment, reply or argument is needed in response Thankyou. Transatlantic white supremacy does not extend to savoury sauces here in the UK. Citizenship test fail *right there* Professor Beorn. 😉😘 Merry Christmas by the way!
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
It’s okay to spend Christmas Day alone. It’s okay to spend it painting miniatures listening to your favourite episodes of a podcast or audiobook. It’s okay to spend it watching a movie or series that reminds you of them. Spend today for you, be it alone, with family found or otherwise. Do it for you
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
As a total & lifelong @metallica.com fan I’m wondering, given the geopolitical climate around Mango Mussolini & his ICE(cream guzzling) freedumb munching gravy seals; has anyone covered “Don’t Tread on Me” as “No step on Snek”??
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Fight The Right… 👊🏼👊🏽👊🏿 @wtafc.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I was gonna go with ‘John Lennon’s specs’ but yeah… these other things.
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Geopolitically ignorant, obsessed with some vague idea of national purity, now getting a fizz-on about big pointless statements of power like battleships, ridiculous hair, odd facial adornment (pigment in his case ofc) I’m sure I’ve read this one before…….
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Oh ffs not the ‘ONOES NOT TEH ALL MENZ” argument again. It is EVERY MAN’S responsibility to stamp this shit out. Whether by providing positive role models, being effective allies or whatever it takes. “Not all men” is the ‘I was just following orders’ of misogyny.
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Got the Tomcat up on a high shelf to keep her out o’t road for Xmas. Means I can get a good shot of her underside oooer missis. #talktomegoose #topgun #Tamiya #1/48th #Grumman #F-14a #Tomcat #modelaircraft #modelmaking #ilovethesmellofextrathininthemorning #Hatakalacquers #mrlevellingthinner
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Surely anyone not of First Nations descent isn’t ’Heritage American’ ??
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Oh Niiiiiiggeeeeeellllll….. it’s time for your 13:15….
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I’m so glad that happened. I’m not even a boxing fan but could watch cocky gobshite binfluencer cunts get their jaws shattered all day long.
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Comparing Toad of Totenkopf Hall to @zackpolanski.bsky.social ….
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a wall with his eyes closed .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a wall with his eyes closed .
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
@almurray.bsky.social Grandad was Vian’s valet. Never went into battle without a Bronx Cocktail, regardless of the time of the op. (Vian that is, not Grandad) Also got a star-shell casing given to Grandad by Vian on the evening of D-Day
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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 19/12/2025
The story of Farage and Putin, told by British-Ukrainian soldier Shaun Pinner on a destroyed apartment block in Kyiv.
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ianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 19/12/2025
the Baileys coffee is on the canvas, i think it's a knockout
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Bradford District Green Party @bradfordgreens.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
🔥 @zackpolanski.bsky.social has been on fire since he became Green Party leader. 🔟 Here's what we think are his Top 10 Greatest Hits of 2025.
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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
via Expose Racism
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Oooooor…. Consistently poor marks in other classes work inversely toward qualifications as a PE teacher…??
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This Many Years Ago @thismanyyearsago.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
2521 years ago, on the 17th of December 497 BCE, the first Saturnalia festival was celebrated in ancient Rome. It served as the dedication anniversary of the Temple to Saturn. The festival was later expanded to last 7 days, until the 23rd, coinciding with the winter solstice. #otd #history 🗃️
Ruins of the Temple of Saturn (eight columns on right) in Rome, traditionally said to have been constructed in 497 BC
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Elplebian @elplebian.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
1: Good song:- shame it’s by a Racist twunt 2: AMAZING Album. I was at Leeds fest 2001 for the first ever live performance of Chop Suey…. Mesmerising.
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