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Greybeard in tech/security What a long strange trip it's been. I Live on a small farm in Canada with chickens/goats/dog

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eloquentvogon 🇨🇦 @eloquentvogon.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Happy may 2 4 #Canada
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The Weather Network @weathernetwork.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Evacuation and travel alerts have been issued in the Fort Frances and Sioux Lookout districts in northwestern Ontario as wildfires continue to grow in both areas. #ONFire www.theweathernetwork.com/en/news/weat...
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Wildfires in Fort Frances, Sioux Lookout Ont., force evacuation and travel alert - The Weather Network
Travel restrictions in place near Savant Lake, Ont., and an evacuation alert has been issued near Crystal Lake
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 14/05/2025
there's something so deliciously anachronistic about getting copilot AI ads on windows 98
a windows 98 desktop, using IE4 to look at a microsoft page, which is advertising Copilot as your AI companion
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MajorFlake @majorflake.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I have never felt so lucid, so present, so here-in-the-moment! Happy Sunday everybody!
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 14/05/2025
Yukichi is the last one at daycare for the day besides Mochi, and he doesn't really like Mochi. Still 12/10 for both
a toasted brown frenchie sits in a grassy yard on his booty, his hind legs sprawled out in front of him. his head is drooping, he supports himself up with his left front paw, while his right paw rests on his right thigh. to his left stands a white frenchie who is facing away from us. even so, it appears as if the white frenchie is giving the brown frenchie major side eye.
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Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
OK, this is wild. In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them. It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*. What the HELL? 1/
Unsplash image of the Earth, mostly the nightside with a tracery of city lights on every continent.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
am i being a bridezilla? i was planning my reception from my home in the ocean just off of Odo Island when i was interrupted by a nuclear disaster. now i'm rampaging through Japan and my bridesmaids are all really mad at me
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eloquentvogon 🇨🇦 @eloquentvogon.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Well the a/c turned on. We will probably get snow in the next 72 hours
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Its a Seinfeld The Thing Mashup meme of Jerry Seinfeld, Kramer and The Thing, The John Carpenter movie. Jerry asks Kramer "Kramer , what's going on in here?" Kramer says Nobodt trusts anybody now, Jerry" Kurt Russell is behind Kramer with a lit flare it seems. And in the last panel you see a hideous creature with Newman's head on it.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Cloven Hooved Horned Satan sitting in a library reading books to kids   since we can't do drag storytime anymore....i thought we'd try something else
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 09/05/2025
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 09/05/2025
First trailer for #Peacemaker S2 Releasing August 21 on Max
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eloquentvogon 🇨🇦 @eloquentvogon.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Hank knows what's up
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
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MD or Bust aka Applejuice @appyjumpindaze.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
There's a scene in Better off Ted where the boss says "The company motto- It's right there on the lobby floor - "Profit before people". It just looks better in Latin" I think about that scene a lot
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JR Radcliffe @jrradcliffe.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
This is The Last Supper now.
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Another day of reminding everyone of Carl Sagan’s eerily accurate warning about the dangers of not being able to ask skeptical scientific questions to those in power or authority.
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RSPB @rspb.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Happy 99th birthday to the man who gave voice to the wild. 🎉 Sir David Attenborough, thank you for a lifetime dedicated to the natural world, and for sharing its story with wisdom, wonder, and grace. You've inspired generations to fall in love with nature.
This photograph captures Sir David Attenborough seated outdoors on the rugged terrain of Skomer Island. Behind him, the ocean and coastal cliffs form a scenic backdrop under a clear sky. Sir David, dressed in a khaki jacket and light trousers, looks towards the camera with a gentle expression, exuding a sense of warmth, calm, and wisdom. Around him, puffins can be seen flying and perched on the rocky ground, illuminated in rays of golden sunlight as the sun sets behind the cliffs.
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Wynton Yang @wyntonyang.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
hey so me and my friends spent like three years dubbing the 1986 Mario movie as if it was actually dubbed in the 80s. It’s got everything- bizarre translation, questionable voice direction, and the replacement of all Japanese food. Also new English songs. It’ll be out this Saturday.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 07/05/2025
Spoiler Alert Lauren will never be wrong.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
There it is…
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Okay Luigi absolutely didn't do it and this is a pin job
Tweet by the Luigi Case on Twitter:

BREAKING: Latest motion states patrolwoman searched Luigi’s backpack at McDonald’s without a warrant, then repacked the items and left the restaurant with the backpack, with no body cam footage for the next 11 minutes during her drive to the precinct. Upon arriving at the precinct, she resumed the warrantless search and “found a handgun in the front compartment.”
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Van Badham @vanbadham.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Canada, we’re with you! TRUMPISM IS REPUDIATED IN AUSTRALIA! #auspol
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Carl Sagan unveils the Pale Blue Dot image 🎥 : The Planetary Society
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Cthulhu Answers @cthulhu.network · 03/05/2025
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
i dug up the original patent for bluesky from 2019 and what i found was chilling
a patent diagram where a person is standing up in front of a tv that has the bluesky logo on it. the person has their arms up and is saying "JERRY, NO!"
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
u know who was an artist richard scarry was an artist
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
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eloquentvogon 🇨🇦 @eloquentvogon.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Loving this app! So many bird friends!! f-droid.org/packages/org...
Screenshot of the whobird app with a list of birds and a picture of a song sparrow
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L S D @lsdaif.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
When you’re the most fragile and pitiful cuck to ever breathe, even Elmo and Big Bird threaten your existence.
Dotard Donny defunds PBS cuz he’s a fragile Nazi cuck who thinks big bird was mean to him
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
HAPPY MAY DAY! WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
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a black background with red and white text that says `` the working class and the employing class have nothing in common ''
Alt: a black background with red and white text that says `` the working class and the employing class have nothing in common ''
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I bought my copy of Kai's Power Goo from CompUSA
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eloquentvogon 🇨🇦 @eloquentvogon.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I don't care who for, but #canada get out and vote! You can't complain if you don't vote !
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
imagine explaining to someone 10 years ago that this is about the vice president in 2025
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
waste no part of the animal
Supermarket sign (mis)reads “Vagina Ham $42.00.”
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Reader of Banned Books @readerofbannedbook.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
This worries me.
No amount of anxiety makes any difference to anything that is going to happen
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 21/04/2025
This is Sydney. She is asking very politely for some back scratches. Not sure what else shaking your behind could possibly suggest. 13/10
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 21/04/2025
so they're mycoblogging
Headline that says mushrooms may talk to one another with up to 50 words
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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Eric Migicovsky @ericmigi.com · 21/04/2025
Just received the first batch of complete Core 2 Duos! We're still working on finishing drivers for all peripherals in PebbleOS. But it's wonderful to see it working, connected to my phone over Bluetooth, downloading watchfaces, etc!
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God @thegodshow.com · 21/04/2025
jesus hits a joint whilst holding the Easter bunny
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